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Everyone, look for his new CD to drop in early 2008:

Reports are coming in that Karl Rove is going to be leaving the White House at the end of the month!

Karl NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I will have to do more research on this, but I am pretty sure it is because of the Democrats that he is leaving.

You see, recently the Sunni portions (the minority) of the Iraq government (which by the way is doing GREAT, the surge is really working perfect, just like we knew it would) withdrew from the government basically refusing to participate. So, as you can guess, "Sunni" is Arab for Democrat (and it is also a direct translation for "pussy", isn't it funny how it works that way in American as well?), so I am guessing Karl is going to go over to Baghdad to bring his "awesome brilliant" political tactics to the Iraqis so that their government can be saved.

I mean, President Bush doesn't call him "Turd Blossom" for nothing. This guy is smart!

Maybe he will hire a telemarketing firm to jam the phones of the Sunnis call center on the day of elections. Or maybe he will insinuate that a high level Sunni leader fathered an illegitimate black child. Or maybe he can get all the Iraqi attorneys fired if they don't support the surge. Perhaps he could pull out one of his old favorites, by telling the Iraqis that the Sunnis won't protect them from the evil-doers (the Americans) and that if the Americans attack again, it will be because the Sunnis refused to allow them to do warrent wireless taps. Oh and torture.   Don't forget that in order for Iraq to be free, they need to be able to kidnap and torture people.  That is important.

It is well known fact that Iraq would basically be a muslum version of Great Britian by now if the Democrats were not getting in the way, giving aid to the enemy, so if the Democrat would just support the President and STFU, then Karl wouldn't have to go over there and "Swift Boat" a few Sunni leaders.

Either way, this will be a BIG loss for our country. Now that Bush has lost his "Brain," Bush will have to rely even more on the word of God. So hopefully we can outlaw gay marriage later this year.

A user sent me this email that detailed Karl Rove's workout plan. If you want to be like Karl, and basically run the country, you might want to take a look at this and incorporate it into your routine:

1) Light stretching

2) Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete.  (4 sets)

3) Cool down

4) Slim-Fast™ shake

The group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (C.R.A.P) is reporting that the Bush administration has deleted 5 million emails, that they were required by federal law to archive, which could have provided incriminating evidence against several top Bush aides.

This is just CRAZY TALK.

More after the jump...

Damn, Karl Rove is amazing! Who knew this guy was so cool!

This should really help us Republicans with our "street cred" as the young blacks say.

 

I have been waiting to post this for so long, but I had to wait until Montana and Virginia were in the bag.

Karl Rove, you are a genius! You did it!

Tuesday night the Dems were busy trying to win the 2006 midterm elections. But at the same time, political genius Karl Rove was busy winning the presidential elections of 2008 and 2012!!

The Defeat-o-crats never saw it coming, and now it is too late! We own this country for decades to come!!

“LiberalsMustDie.com is now projecting that the Republicans will win the next 2 presidential elections!”

So how did Karl do it?

In the very close senate race in Virginia, my good friend Felix "Macaca" Allen, is running against a guy who is weak on defense, Jim Webb.

But now (now that Rove has entered the race) Webb supporters are being flooded with "threats of incarceration", "changed polling locations" and fliers to "skip the election."

Tim Daly from Clarendon got a call saying that if he votes Tuesday, he will be arrested. You can hear an example of these messages here.

But wait, there's more!

This is the greatest news yet!

All over the country, moderate and undecided voters are getting "robo" calls from their local Democrats. If they hang up, they just get called back again, and again, and again for ever!!

Why would the Democrats setup something like this, knowing that it would really piss people off?

Answer: They didn't set it up, we did!!! HAHAHAHAH!!

Sources in Bergen County are reporting that an autodial robocall is being made that starts out sounding like a positive Bob Menendez message. If you hang up, it repeatedly calls you back. If you listen all the way to the end, it finishes by saying that Menendez is an embezzler and under criminal investigation.

This is a voter suppression tactic being used nationwide by the GOP. Initially callers will think they are hearing a call from the Menendez campaign asking for support. If they hang up, it will repeatedly call them back. The intention is to annoy the voter so much that they no longer support the candidate. For those who actually listen to the entire call, they are presented with a series of lies and smears against Menendez, also with the intention of suppressing turnout. It's a win-win tactic for them.

The NRCC is doing the same exact thing in Pennsylvania, New Hampshire and at least 53 other races across the country.

This is so awesome I can't even explain it! Voters will go to the polls angry at the Democrats, when really it was Republicans bugging them all night with the automated calls!! OMG I AM ROTF LMAO!!

You Dems are screwed!

This ad really gets to the heart of this election.

If you vote for the Democrats, you and your loved ones are going to die.

Update: The embedded movie from youtube is not working.

Use this link to view the movie