This article has me wanting to slit my wrists and accept the sweet embrace of death, rather than believe that this could be true:
Republicans defect to the Obama camp Defect??
People
defect from terrible countries who have leaders that control their lives and throw people in jail for no reason, like North Korea, Iran, Zimbabwe, and France!
Republicans have no interest in controling anyones lives! We just want to set up some ground rules: 1) No sex before marriage
2) Must be a Christian (this is a no brainer)
3) Must support the President and The Troops
4) No abortion or birth control
5) Must denounce evolution
It's that simple, other than that, you can do whatever you want!
Oh, and when it comes to throwing people in jail for no reason, we HAVE a reason when we throw people in jail: we have reason to believe, or someone else has made a claim, that the person may be a terrorist! Clearly, this is a good approach to make sure we stay safe.
And, why Obama? How could any Republican join forces with him??
It's like, Jesus is up on the cross and instead of dying for our sins he jumps off the cross, does the "devil horns" sign with his hand, and is like "Taste my lightning fuckars!!" and then blasts everyone in the crowd into bits with his lightning blast. Then he joins forces with the devil and destroys the world.
It's exactly like that.
Obama may very well destroy this planet, and instead of standing on the said of Good, of Decency, of Kindness, of Christianity, of George W. Bush, these so called "Republicans" are siding with Muslums, with evil, with people named "Hussien", and with the Al Sharpton types.
All I have to say to those people is this: when you die, don't be suprised when the devil welcomes you at the gates of hell. And don't be suprised if the devil looks just like Obama.
