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Well I guess we are screwed. The Colts kicked the Bears ass, and as we point out earlier, this is a clear indication that Satan is gaining full control over the world.

The Rapture must be right around the corner.

I am really excited about the Rapture, but really disappointed that the evil-doers have seemingly won.

We used to be a country of Puritans, worshiping God, burning witches, and killing hethen Indians.

No, we have devolved into a demon worshiping country of Democrats, liberals, and homosexuals.

When you go an elect Democrats, no wonder Satan's power grows!

Today is Superbowl Suday, and we are seeing a matchup of 2 teams, each representing one side of the never ending fight of Good (Bears) vs Evil (Colts).

God is obviously going to be supporting the Bears.

It is not just me who sees this obvious fact.  Others have noted similar connections:

God wants the Bears to win. If you don't want the Bears to win, you're against God. If you're against God, you're going to Hell.

There it is, cheer for the Bears, or suffer eternal damnation.

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There's symbolism in this that proves that God backs the Bears. Change just one letter for Chicago and you get "Beads", as in "Rosary".

But for Indianapolis, stick in that horseshoe from their helmets and you get "Cults". Sure sounds satanic to me.

More after the jump.

This is really exciting news!!

US forces have stormed a building in the northern Iraqi town of Irbil and seized six people said to be Iranians, prompting a diplomatic incident. Iranian and Iraqi officials said the building was an Iranian consulate and the detainees its employees.

You can read the full article here.

Jesus is almost here!

A new religious website has been created to help God's children give a "I told you so" to our liberal/evil coworkers and acquaintances after the rapture.

This has been something on my mind for a while. You see, you can never know exactly when the rapture will happen, only that based on current world events it will obviously be in the next 10-15 years.

But at the moment of the rapture, all of the saved people on earth will vanish, and be transported up to heaven, with no time to gloat over their victory!

That's great for us (the saved), but we will have no way to stick it to all the liberal bastards who didn't believe in God when they had their chance to save themselves.

Well, postrapturepost.com has the answer we have all been waiting for!!

Do you know someone who is in danger of being "left behind" because of a sinful life? Imagine if you could write a letter to a friend or loved one after the Great Day of Reckoning.

This is where the Post-Rapture Post comes in.

Just write your letter and it will be hand-delivered immediately following the exodus of the pure from the Earth.

I am going to write a letter to every Democrat I can think of!

Can't you just picture Bill Clinton being raped by the Devil while reading my letter and crying?

Awesome!