Dems are Pusillanimous#

This is soooo true!

Democrats have no backbone.  They are scared little girls, all of them!

Suck it Dems, you are all a bunch of pussies, and we will get funding for this war for another 10 years, because you are all to weak to stand up to us!  HAHAHAHAHA you guys were the ones getting beat up in school by people like me!  So stop your bitching, because you know you are going to just cave (again and again).  HAHHAHAHA

Monday, September 10, 2007 #    Comments [15]  | 

 

CIA Interrogation "Techniques" Revealed!#

The CIA doesn't torture people.  Is this torture??  Who's to say?  Maybe this guy has a bad back and he likes being stretched like this you know? A liberal pusillanimous over in the CIA has leaked a list of their "Gonzalez/Bush Approved Interrogation Techniques." And I have to say, I was expecting there to be more violent things listed. There is no mention of burning them with a coat hanger, or beating them, or shocking their balls with a car battery, or attacking them with dogs... so this much just be a partial list.

Long Time Standing: This technique is described as among the most effective. Prisoners are forced to stand, handcuffed and with their feet shackled to an eye bolt in the floor for more than 40 hours. Exhaustion and sleep deprivation are effective in yielding confessions.

The Cold Cell: The prisoner is left to stand naked in a cell kept near 50 degrees. Throughout the time in the cell the prisoner is doused with cold water.

Water Boarding: The prisoner is bound to an inclined board, feet raised and head slightly below the feet. Cellophane is wrapped over the prisoner's face and water is poured over him. Unavoidably, the gag reflex kicks in and a terrifying fear of drowning leads to almost instant pleas to bring the treatment to a halt.

According to the sources, CIA officers who subjected themselves to the water boarding technique lasted an average of 14 seconds before caving in. They said al Qaeda's toughest prisoner, Khalid Sheik Mohammed, won the admiration of interrogators when he was able to last between two and two-and-a-half minutes before begging to confess.

"The person believes they are being killed, and as such, it really amounts to a mock execution, which is illegal under international law," said John Sifton of Human Rights Watch.

Well booo fricking hooo.  So what if we are doing mock executions?  Who cares if we torture some of these people.  They don't even believe in Jesus Christ!!!  You could argue that is enough by itself to torture them until they convert to Christianity.  But on top of it, they are foreigners, and may or may not be helping terrorists. 

So I think, bottom line, we have a right.... no.... an OBLIGATION, to torture people who are suspected to something until they confess, so that we can all remain Free!  If torturing a few innocent people is the price we have to pay for Freedom, then thank God that George W. Bush is willing to torture till the cows come home, because I don't want to lose my Freedom!

 

Tuesday, May 22, 2007 #    Comments [17]  | 

 

Would Jesus Descriminate? HELL YES!!#

Some pusillanimouses over in Indianapolis are mad that some good hard working, honest Christian Republicans would deface a billboard that claims to suggest that Jesus "affirmed a gay couple" (see the picture below).

The only thing Jesus would do if he say a gay couple is kick them in the balls!

Jesus was very clear on this issue:

1) Homosexuals are evil

2) Homosexuality is a lifestyle choice

3) People who choose to live as homosexuals hate God and embrace Satan

4) Democrats embrace the homosexual agenda and are anti-family

So WWJD?  He would kick them in the balls, just before he cast them down into HELL!!!

So I would like to thank whoever went up on that ladder to vandalize this message, and mark it as it really is: A LIE! 

If you want to hear THE TRUTH and not a bunch of lies, you need to read this site, and watch FoxNews.  Don't listen to the liberal media!

 

Wednesday, April 25, 2007 #    Comments [16]  | 

 

Are Liberal Insurgents Infultrating Our Armed Services??#
Homosexuals have no place in the military.  When the bullets are flying, do you think Sargent Jack wants a bunch of fairies asking him to give them a kiss for good luck??  Seriously!!

Over 1000 active duty soldiers and Marines are opposing the war by sending an "appeal for redress" to Congress. Although they're duty-bound to carry out the president's orders, they have a legal right to use such means to express their views.

How can these people be against the war??

They are the ones over there, seeing all the progress that is being made!

They are the ones who are getting the Iraqis coming up to them all the time thanking them!

They are the ones who don't have to watch the video on CNN showing things in Iraq as "bad" when we all know it really is going pretty well.

So why would they be against the war?

The answer is simple: Bill Clinton destroyed the military back in the late 90's.

Thursday, January 18, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Google Now Directly Aiding Terrorists!#
Want a map to blow up the Pentagon?  Google is more than happy to support the terrorists!!  Google is just anti-America!!

LMD reader "no1" passed the following shocking story on.  It seems that Google has gone from being just another God-hating liberal media organization, to an active supporter of Mulsum terrorists, actually aiding them in their attacks against God-fearing Christians!

Google, you have crossed the line this time!

Before, you were just being pusillanimous, but now, you are casting you lot with the enemy, the muslums!!!

I am writing a letter to George W. Bush and Dick Cheney urging that they name you a terrorist organization.  All they have to do is give the word you can all find youselfs in a dungeon in Egypt having your fingernails ripped out until you confess!  Then you will be sad that you didn't like Freedom and choose to side with the evil-doers who hate Freedom!

Remember, real conservatives use Ask.com!

Q: "Who is the best President Ever?"

A: George W. Bush is the best President ever

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Kucinich Proves He Is Evil Liberal Elf!!#
Kucinich is an evil little liberal elf.I wrote the other day about how Dennis Kucinich was an evil liberal elf (Evil Liberal Elf To Run For President Again In 2008!!).

Well, he proved me right, and announced his candidacy for president in full elf outfit!

You can see/hear his announcement, along with a homosexual mating dance, by clicking here.

Dear Democrats... please pick this guy to represent you. PLEASE!!
















Friday, December 15, 2006 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Evil Liberal Elf To Run For President Again In 2008!!#
Keep in mind, Kucinich is an Elf, and not a Leprechaun, so if he offers to share his pot of gold with America, you know hes lying!!!Remember this guy? His name is Dennis Kucinich, and he wants to represent the Democrats in their bid for the Presidency in 2008.

I guess he wanted to remember what it was like to look like an idiot and get crushed in the primary.

Please, you dumb-ass-crats, let this guy represent you!! PLEASE!!!

Why?

I dunno... could it be that it's because he is only 4'8 1/2" tall?

Could it be that it's because he got crushed by the last group Democratic primary challengers, a group that was so weak, Al Sharpton was one of the stronger candidates?!?! HAHAHAHAHA!!! SHARPTON!!!

Could it be that it's because his major act as a Representative has been to introduce HR 2977, banning the deployment and use of space based mind control devices. HAHAHA!!

Or maybe it's just because he is an evil little elf, who wants to force more JRR Tolken down our throats.

Please Democrats... select Kucinich in your primary! PLEASE!

Either him or Hillary... either one ok?
Tuesday, December 12, 2006 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Breaking News!!! Barak Obama's Middle Name is HUSSEIN!!! OMFG!!#
This guys name is Barak Hussein Osama!!!  OMG!!! BREAKING NEWS!!

Barak Osama....err I mean Obama, has let it slip that his middle name is Hussein, as in Saddam Hussein!!! OMG Barak is related to Saddam Hussein!!

I knew all along that this guy was a terrorist, and now we have the proof.

Barak sounds like a terrorist.

Osama is a terrorist.

Hussein is a terrorist.

Put the 3 together, and you get a super terrorist: Barak Hussein Osama!!

The CIA should take him out Kennedy style ASAP!!

And by "take him out" of course I mean like... take him out to lunch... and try to talk some sense into him, like Kennedy would have done. But not so gay.



Lets get this guy out of office!
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Thursday, November 30, 2006 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Keep the election discussion on topic: John Kerry's Botched Joke#
Kerry hates our troops, he hates them with every fiber of his being!The election is only 4 days away and we need to stay focused.

That means keeping "on message" about the issues that matter most to the American voters, and our clear plans on how we will continue to lead the country forward, crossing into the 21 century.

In other words, we need to keep talking about the John Kerry botched joke

In this article I will talk about all the different angles we can take on this story to keep it "fresh" and growing in the media.

I will also give you some point by point ideas for how you can take a liberal who is trying to talk about something unimportant like the war in Iraq, and turn it into what we need to be talking about: Kerry's inability to correctly read a joke.

Friday, November 03, 2006 #    Comments [11]  | 

 

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