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Never before in history has a country been so amazingly successful that it was able to carry a debt of 10 trillion dollars.

To give you and idea, this is what 10 trillion dollars looks like:

$10,000,000,000,000.00

How much is that really?

It's about $34,000 per person in the US.  SWEET!!

Now liberal pussies will say that this is a BAD thing... but think about it.

If you are a normal American, you might have $15k in credit card debt.  But, if you are really rich, you might have $800k in credit card debt.

You see?  The more debt you have, the better off you are!

i.e. we are better off than any country has ever been!

Thank you Bush.  Thank you McCain!

 

Alan Greenspan is one crazy old man.

What I mean is...

He is super old, and therefore super crazy.

Just look at this dude:

Personally I don't think anyone over 65 should be allowed to work in the federal governemnt.  Old people are just clueless and don't really understand anything.

For example, recently he made the totally crazy statement that we are in for a once-in-a-century economic crisis.

Come again??  Has he not been watching TV lately?  John McCain has been saying over and over and over that our economy is fundamentally strong.

Did you hear that Alan?  "Fun-da-ment-ally stroooooooong".

Greenspan didn't stop there... he had even MORE crazy things to say.  For example, he said that giving tax cuts to weathly Americans, while at the same time borrowing billions from the Chinese, would be a BAD idea!  I guess this guy really hasn't been hearing McCain talk at all. 

Who is this guy?  What makes him qualified to make these wild and crazy predictions?  The liberal media just tries to find some old guy who used to work for Bill Clinton or something and then they convince him to say the economy is bad and that is "news"?

Let me ask you this... if it IS news, then why isn't FoxNews reporting on it??

Check and mate.

From the department of boo-fricking-hoo comes a report, or rather 2 reports together, that suggest that the cost of 1 day of war in Iraq could pay to feed 20,000,000 children for an entire year.

How did they come up with this useless figure?

First: Joseph Stiglitz, a Nobel prize winning economist, calculated the cost of the Iraq war at $380,000 USD per minute. A small price to pay for spreading freedom!

Second: The United Nation's food aid organization says that it costs $0.19 to feed a child for a day, and in order to make you feel even more bad about yourself, they point out that by the time you finish reading this paragraph 15 children have died of hunger.

What do I have to say to this? Boo-hoo! Cue the violin music...cry me a fricking river.

More after the jump...

Democrat John Edwards, who claims he is running for President to help the poor, has not problem helping himself to the biggest house in the county! 

Knight approved the building plans that showed the Edwards home totaling 28,200 square feet of connected space. The main house is 10,400 square feet and has two garages. The recreation building, a red, barn-like building containing 15,600 square feet, is connected to the house by a closed-in and roofed structure of varying widths and elevations that totals 2,200 square feet.

The main house is all on one level except for a 600-square-foot bedroom and bath area above the guest garage.

The recreation building contains a basketball court, a squash court, two stages, a bedroom, kitchen, bathrooms, swimming pool, a four-story tower, and a room designated "John's Lounge."

I guess John made more money in his previous job, as a world renowned psychic who can talk to dead people, than he wants us to know about.

Now, if he were a Republican I wouldn't care.  Republicans are rich and are trying to get richer.  But for someone to both be rich and at the same work to help poor people, that is disgusting (this includes you John Kerry, Warren Buffett, and Bill Gates).

This is what I call "Class Warfare"! Us rich people didn't want to start this war, but we sure as hell will finish it!

One topic I don't like to discuss with my liberal "acquaintances" is the topic of poverty. 

I hate hearing about poverty.  If these people would just go out and get jobs, we won't have this problem!! 

I don't get it!  I mean, just look at me!  Why am I not living in poverty? 

I did the right things.  After my sophomore year at a private University, I had my dad get me an internship at the company where he is a VP. 

Two years later I graduated and instead of living on the street and pushing up the poverty numbers, I choose to accept a consulting job with a "Big 5" company.  So instead of being poor, I was wealthy. 

More after the jump.