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Some people, like the Democrats, seem to not care about God!  I must guess that instead of worshiping God and Jesus, they worship Satan.

Well I think all you Satan worshipers out there, including Muslums, Jews, Atheists, Democrats, and Homosexuals, need to take a look at the chart below and decide, who should you be worshiping?  God is clearly more powerful than Satan, and if you don't want another Katrina on your hands, you better start worshiping hard.

God can kill you.. DEAD!  So you better wise up and start praying to Him NOW!

 

Today is Superbowl Suday, and we are seeing a matchup of 2 teams, each representing one side of the never ending fight of Good (Bears) vs Evil (Colts).

God is obviously going to be supporting the Bears.

It is not just me who sees this obvious fact.  Others have noted similar connections:

God wants the Bears to win. If you don't want the Bears to win, you're against God. If you're against God, you're going to Hell.

There it is, cheer for the Bears, or suffer eternal damnation.

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There's symbolism in this that proves that God backs the Bears. Change just one letter for Chicago and you get "Beads", as in "Rosary".

But for Indianapolis, stick in that horseshoe from their helmets and you get "Cults". Sure sounds satanic to me.

More after the jump.

I'm sure you remember how, in 2006, the 89 year old Pat Robertson used the power of Jesus Christ to set the World Record for the Leg Press, pushing up over 2,000 lbs!!

Well it appears that Elizabeth Hurley, who I had written of as a stupid liberal actress, much like Maggie Gyllenhaal, is prepared  to prove that she is a true believer in Jesus, and will show the power of Christ during her Christian wedding by wearing "a stunning 4,000-pound pink silk sari."

4,000 pounds is nearly twice as much as Robertson's 2000 pound display!  Even more amazing, is that she is a woman, and much weaker than men (as God said, Women are worth 1/2 as much as men) and she won't just be holding it up for a few seconds like Robertson did, but she will be wearing it during the entire wedding (and maybe even the reception!!).

So what do you Athiests have to say now?? 

Pat Robertson is truly a great leader.

Aside from the fact that he gets his advice directly from God, just like our president, George W. Bush, he also is not afraid to tell the hard truth.

Whether it is blaming hurrican Kartina on homosexuals, asking God to kill a Supreme Court Justice, setting the world record for leg pressing 2000 lbs, or calling for the assination of Hugo Chavez, this man of God is never afraid to tell the truth.

So it should come as no suprise to hear that Pat Robertson is not going to stand by and allow others to worship "false Gods," when there is a perfectly good real God (named "God".. duh) out there waiting to be worshiped.

Click here for the rest of the article, and Pat's beat down of "fake religions."

A viewer wrote in to ask Pat Robertson a liberal question

Why [do] evangelical Christians tell non-Christians that Jesus (God) is the only way to Heaven? Those who are Hindu, Buddhist, Islamic, etc. already know and have a relationship with God. Why is this? It seems disrespectful.

Robertson put this liberal pussy in his place:

No. They don't have a relationship. There is the god of the Bible, who is Jehovah. When you see L-O-R-D in caps, that is the name. It's not Allah, it's not Brahma, it's not Shiva, it's not Vishnu, it's not Buddha. It is Jehovah God. They don't have a relationship with him. He is the God of all Gods. These others are mostly demonic powers. Sure they're demons. There are many demons in the world.

You can catch the video here.

Finally, someone else besides me has the balls to stand up and speak the truth: everyone who worships a God other than the Christian Evangelical God (aka Jesus H. Christ), including worshiping other things like Aliens named Xenu (I'm looking at you TomKat), or "science" (Steven Hawking you better STFU before I push your wheelchair off a bridge) and non-worshiping Atheists (I should kill the next atheist I meet so he can meet his maker, rather than waste my time trying to convince him of God).

So listen up you 95% of the world that is worshiping Demons. Stop it!!! God Damn It!! WTF??!?! You guys are totally screwing up the Iraq war!!! Stop helping the enemy!!

Idiots!!!