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Do you guys like my wifes car?

I thought I would put a picture of it up so you can see how you should be supporting McCain if you want to go to heaven. 

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For some reason McCain agreed to be in a dance off with Obama.

I think this was a bad idea.  Obama is black.  McCain is white.  I think we know which race is better at dancing, just like we know that blacks can run faster and whites are smarters.  Dancing is something blacks just do better.

But I give McCain credit, he really did a lot better than I expected.

The liberal media doesn't make any sense.

Take this cartoon: "The Family Guy".  In this episode, a Jew, a talking baby and a talking dog go back in time where they find some Nazi's and one of the Nazi's is wearing a McCain / Palin button.  That doesn't even make sense!!!

These real Americans are Christians who love America (Palin and McCain supporters).

They know what happens when you run a negro who isn't a first stringer.  The guy is related to terrorists!

We are going to win this election by a landslide.  Remember, we have God on our side!

Real Americans hate foreigners.  They are stupid, they are foreign, they seem to love universal healthcare, and they don't like our wars.  So screw em! 

So if the foreigners like a candidate (they looooooove Obama) they it clearly means he is anti-American.  And when they don't like a candidate, well, then you KNOW that candidate is a real American.

Just watch how these dumbass foreigners rip on Palin.  Looks like she is going to be getting all our votes afterall!

Just listen to the fans booooo Obama as Palin takes the ice:

Did you see Sarah Palin (the future VPILF) win the debate tonight?  She was AWESOME!!

Ok.  I'll admit I didn't watch the debate.

I was going to watch it ... really.

But then...

I saw it.

How could I NOT watch Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed???

It was AWESOME!!!  I learned how to do so many tricks!

Of course, I won't ever do them, because that's witchcraft, and magicians should be stoned, but man it was cool.

So, even thought I didn't watch the debate, I know what was said... let me recap:

Palin:  I will fight for every day Americans

Biden: I love Al Queda, homosexual marriage, and I want our troops to die in Iraq so that I can use it as a talking point to get elected.

Palin:  I love America, and I trust in God.

Biden:  I hate America and wish I lived in France.  There is no God, and if there was I would worship Satan.

Palin:  I want to give tax cuts to all Americans.

Biden: I want to take all your money and force you to live next to blacks and mexicans.

etc.

So you see, Palin won.  End of discussion.