Amazon Knows#

Under pressure from the elite of this country (Demoncrats) Amazon.com has had to reclassify their Barack Obama mask.  Before you could easily find it by searching for "terrorist costume".  Now I can't find it anymore!!  I tried searching for "Uppity negro" and "Sleeper Cell Terrorist" and even "Communist Costume" and I still can't find it.

It used to be easy (click on the image for a larger picture):

Monday, October 27, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

McCain 13 - Obama 1. HAHAHAHA !!!#

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

McCain kicks Obama's ass in so many categories.

Who is more fit to lead?  Who is healthier?  Who is smarter?  Who loves America more?  Who loves Jesus more?  Who does Jesus love more? etc.

Now we have another category: Who has more pimp rides?

Answer:  McCain has 13x more cars than Obama!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHA 13 times more!!

You know you suck at life when you and your wife only own 1 fricking car.  They are a 1 car family!!! HAHHAHAHAHA!!!  Obama you are so pathetic.

Do you know ANYONE (in the US) who only owns 1 car and isn't on welfare?  Me neither!

I even heard a rumor that Obama sometimes BIKES places!!!  No I don't mean a motorcycle, I mean a BIKE, like what you rode around when you were like 12 years old!! HAHA.   What is this, France???  HAHAHHAA Obama you evil muslum tool.  You can't get Osama Bin Laden to spring for an extra couple cars so you can fit in with us here in America?

Now, to be fair, I only own 4 cars, and I have to admit that I actually have friends who only own 3 cars (they don't have any kids, so it's cool with me).  But to only own 1 car is down right unamerican!

Obama, come back when you can afford a few of these:

(PS Obama BLOWS!)

 

Monday, September 22, 2008 #    Comments [8]  | 

 

It's 9/11!!! HIT THE DECK!!#

I have been following the news of John McCain aka "Maverick", so closely, I didn't even realize what today is:

9/11

However, I am always prepared.  I setup special annual alarms in my house that go off each 9/11 to make sure that I don't forget.  So thankfully, I am safe.

I write this blog from my bunker in the basement of my house.  I paid Pedro, the guard for our gated community, an extra $10 to be SUPER alert today, but I bet he just sent the money back to his family in Mexico and is going to NOT have a raised awareness as is needed.

Anyway, I am bunkered in, but I am still very concerned.  I have no idea where Barack Obama is today.  WHERE IS HE DAMN IT?!?

His websites tells you his schedule pretty much all the time, but I went to his site and couldn't find any info about here he is!! 

He could be in my city!

He could be in YOUR city!

Do you know if your family is safe?  Barack could be in your town RIGHT NOW!

Listen to the news (FoxNews) for updates on where Obama might "strike"!

 

Thursday, September 11, 2008 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Obamas White House#

I got this email today.  It shows what appears to be an artists rendering that Obama had comissioned to show how he will redesign the White House.

This is terrible!  How could he do this to our Capital of our Christian Nation?!?

As I said before, there is a lot of evidence that Obama is really just a single man (or maybe partnered with Michelle) Al Qaeda sleeper cell who was instructed to take over the White House and America from inside and turn it Muslum!

I have seen some evidence that suggested that Obama had a special "timer" setup by Osama bin Ladin to trigger Obama into action.  The suggestion was that the trigger was "Once McCain says 'my friends...' 1000 times on CNN begin your mission" and I happen to have gone back and checked and it all matches up.  Just 5 days before Obama announced McCain went on CNN and said "My friends, there is no doubt that we will be out of Iraq within 6 months" and that was his 1000th time saying "my friends".  I think that is more than a coincidence.

Friday, June 06, 2008 #    Comments [17]  | 

 

Kicking Ass!!#

USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

We all know that we live in the greatest country on Earth (I used them term "we" because only Americans should be reading this blog, NO FOREIGNERS ALLOWED, understand?), and we all know that we have the greatest military in the history of the universe thanks to Jesus.

But every now and then it's nice to get a real understanding for just how much we kick ass.  You screw with America, and we will not just retaliate against you; we won't just retaliate against your country; we might even retaliate against some other countries too; hell we will probably destroy your entire civilization!!!  We follow the word of our Lord Jesus Christ!  You think he would take getting slapped in the face and just turn the other cheek?  Hellz no MFers!

So just take a look at the graph below to realize how awesome we are!

Maybe next time some terrorist wants to bomb our cities or try running for President of the United States they will look at this and realize that they better just let Hillary win the nomination unless they want a storm of bombs to come raining down on their native country.

Click the image to enlarge:

Usa military kicks ass you know it mother fuckers!!  Jesus must be so proud of us right now.

 

Friday, March 14, 2008 #    Comments [24]  | 

 

Vote Republican or..... DIE!!!!!#

Tom Tancredo is a Republican we can all be proud of. I think this guy is making a really strong case for being the VP of the United States!

His message is clear. If you don't vote Republican, a dark skinned foreigner (terroist) will come to the places where your children play, and blow them up with a bomb.

You have only ONE chance to save the lives of your family: Vote Republican!



Unless you like terrorists and want to die, then go ahead and vote for a guy who's name sounds like that of a terrorist, like Barack Hussein Osama!

 

Tuesday, November 13, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Jesus IS Coming, but not because of Iraq (or Iran)#

There's a new Musharraf in town!

Well, color me embarassed. All this time I had been "let's invade Iraq" this, "let's nuke Iran that", "lets turn the middle east into a giant sheet of glass," for 1 reason: I wanted Armegeddon to start ASAP, and for that to happen, we need some crazy foreigners to get into a nuclear war with us.

Now, it looks like I might have been targeting the wrong evil crazy foreigners!

President Musharraf, President and General of Pakistan, has announced that he will step down as General if he wins the upcoming election.

Now, what does this mean for us, you might ask.

Well, let me tell you a little about Pakistan. First, they have tons of nukes. I am not sure how they got their nukes, but I think the Democrats gave them a whole bunch back in the 80s just to piss off Vice President George Bush. Second, they (except for Musharraff) hate America more than even the readers of DailyKos.com! I mean, Bin Laden is running his local Obama 08 campaign out of Pakistan right now, so that gives you an idea of how much these guys hate America.

So why is this a good thing? Simple, as soon as they get a new General, he will probably start giving the nukes to terrorists, who will detonate them. A quick "investigation" will show that the Democrats and Pakistan are to blame. We will then nuke them into a million pieces, but not before they kick off some of their nukes at some of our allies. Our allies will respond, and pretty soon we will all be nuking each other: BINGO: ARMEGEDDON!!!

I can't wait to see the look on the faces of those people who thought Bush was a "failure" when he is able to bring back Jesus!  Single handedly I might add!

So, how do you know when the rapture will happen?

Here is a hint, it will look like this:

Bring on the War, Bring on the Rapture, Bring on Jesus!!

Oh, and vote Republican in 08 or you will be left behind when the rapture comes!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

John McCain's Website Hacked!!!! EVIL DEMOCRATS!!!!#

Hacking the website of a Republican is a evil and disgusting thing to do!!

Hacking should only be done as a last resort against liberals and atheists, not against good God fearing Republicans!

But fact didn't concert Democrats, probably supporters, or campaign workers, of Terrorists In Cheif Barak Hussein Osama, who were probably behind this website destruction.

For the record, McCain is NOT for homo rights.  He things homosexuality is disgusting, and should be punished just like any other crime, with homosexuals being thrown in jail for their sick sick thoughts.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Democrat Gives Terrorist A Winning Strategy!!! TREASON!!#

I can't believe this!!

Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NY) should be put in front of a firing squad for this!!  It is HIGH TREASON!!!  (Of course he is a Democrat).

Ackerman pointed out, IN PUBLIC, that the US Army is afraid of homosexuals, and mentioned that the terrorists could run us out of Baghdad if they got a platoon of Lesbos to come after us!!

How many brave US servicemen will now die at the hands of a Terrorist Lesbo thanks to Mr. Ackerman?!? 



Friday, February 09, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Northeast Elite Yankees Carry Out Attacks#
The yankess are just more Northeast Liberal Elite Bastards, attacking on Osamas command.

When you hear the word Democrats, what do you think of?  Stupid people, liars, idiots, morans?  Those are all right, but there is another: northeast liberal elite. 

And what else is northeast liberal elite: the New York Yankees. 

The connection between the two is so obvious.  Other than the obvoius northeast liberal elite connection, Democrats and Yankees both spend millions of dollars to lose, and the liberal media always thinks they’re both going to win it all. But they almost never do! 

Still not convinced?  Click below for the rest of the article!

Sunday, October 15, 2006 #    Comments [8]  | 

 

Democrats Paid Al-Qaeda to Hack This Site!!!!#
Yesterday, Al-Qaeda operatives, working on behalf of the Democratic National Party made an attempt to HACK this website!

The IT guy at my Church (that's right, how many of you can get tech support that is endorced by God?) told me that the attacks were called "Cross-dressing Scripting" or something like that.

Basically, it is hacking the method of choice for cross dressers and other people that enjoy perverse demonic sexual rituals. I bet the people that did it look something like this guy on the left! HAHA.

The end effect was that GAY PORN WAS ALL OVER THE COMMENTS SECTION!!

Why gay porn? Isn't it obvious? Thats the calling card of the liberals! Just look at that gov. in New Jersey... turned out to be totally gay, and I bet he loved porn too.

Even worse, is that when I saw that picture of a young boy sucking on the member of another young boy, it became clear in my mind that this action was happening out of wedlock, as gay marriage is illegal and I didn't see any rings on their fingers. So it was TWICE as offensive!

Too all the young kids who were looking for infomation on our leader GWB or Jesus, I'm sorry you had to view that act of sodomy!

I was able to track the attacks against this site to an individual who left a hidden comment confessing that he is a member of Al-Qaeda, and was paid by Democrats to hack this site! See the quote below:
HAHA Democrats paid me to hax0r your website and 1t was S000 EZ!!

Loing Live Al Qaeda!
Case closed.

Al-Qaeda and the Democrats are practically the same organization these days anyway. They are both trying to destroy the fabric of our society! The don't want the truth to get out and we are spreading the truth with this site!
Thursday, June 30, 2005 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

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