Damn It I Knew This Would Happen#

DAMN IT!

 

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Wednesday, November 19, 2008 #    Comments [56]  | 

 

I've been saying it for years!#

I can't believe the mainstream liberal media handed our country over to Barack Osama.

So what is up with Newsweek running this story NOW??

Ok, first of all the answer is:  OF COURSE HE IS!

Second, why did you wait until NOW to start asking this question?  I have been saying this for years!!!!!

We have turned our country over to Satan and soon God will punish all you who voted for this Demon spawn!!!

Monday, November 17, 2008 #    Comments [44]  | 

 

Is this too much to ask for?#
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Tuesday, November 04, 2008 #    Comments [36]  | 

 

Your Soul Depends On It#

The choice is clear.

You can vote for McCain, and spend eternity in Heaven:


Or you can vote for Obama and spend eternity in Hell:


The choice is yours.

Tuesday, November 04, 2008 #    Comments [11]  | 

 

My thoughts on Democrats#

Basically, they are all negro loving terrorist lovers, who will only love terrorist homos if they are the same sex as they are because they love homosexuality almost as much as they hate Christianity and God and Christians because we disagree with them on their love of Mulsimism and mexicans and the mexican language as well as Europe and France in specific, mostly because they are all commie bastards over there, which is exactly what the dumbass democrats seem to love these days, so long as they they are getting it up the butt from some muslum terrorist who hates Jesus and isn't going to stand up for the 2nd amendment, which gives me a constitutional right to own a 50 caliber machine gun that I mounted to the top of my house to defend it against the dark skinned people who are going to be coming after my stuff if Barack Osama wins, which I know won't happen because God is on the side of good, just, white, christian republicans and Satan is on the side of those dark skinned homosexual deviants who he has marked with dark skin so that all would know that he has placed his hold on their souls, which will go straight to hell when they die for hating Jesus and for killing millions of babies and for speaking ill of President Bush who was picked by God to lead our country into a great war against the arabs which will result in the end of days as the earth is cooked in hell fire from a hundred thousand nucular bombs!

And Al Franken is a fag:

 

Wednesday, October 29, 2008 #    Comments [24]  | 

 

Amazon Knows#

Under pressure from the elite of this country (Demoncrats) Amazon.com has had to reclassify their Barack Obama mask.  Before you could easily find it by searching for "terrorist costume".  Now I can't find it anymore!!  I tried searching for "Uppity negro" and "Sleeper Cell Terrorist" and even "Communist Costume" and I still can't find it.

It used to be easy (click on the image for a larger picture):

Monday, October 27, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Dance Off? Not Fair!#

For some reason McCain agreed to be in a dance off with Obama.

I think this was a bad idea.  Obama is black.  McCain is white.  I think we know which race is better at dancing, just like we know that blacks can run faster and whites are smarters.  Dancing is something blacks just do better.

But I give McCain credit, he really did a lot better than I expected.

 

Thursday, October 23, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Barack Obama is really not white#

When is this ad going to start running??

Thursday, October 23, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Listen To This Real American#

Just listen to this southern bell by the name of Tracy.  She knows what is most important in this election.  It isn't picking the guy who is going to help her husband keep his job, it's keeping a guy with a name like "Obama" out of the white house.

Tracy: I can't imagine a President of the United States being named President Obama. I really have a problem with that and I'm not the only one.

Q: Because that means what to you?

Tracy: His background. A mother that was atheist. Huh, that really gets to me. A father that was a Muslim. That should get to everyone.

Tracy, bless your heart!  Jesus will support you for voting against the devil.

Monday, October 20, 2008 #    Comments [27]  | 

 

McCain Wins Final Debate#

We knew McCain was going to win this debate, but I don't think anyone realized how bad McCain would destroy Obama.

It was a total ass kicking.

McCain was basically toying with Obama all night. 

He even got Obama to acknowledge that McCain supporters want him to be killed!  If Christians Republicans want Obama dead, you know he must be a terrorist agent of Satan!  That is Check and Mate!

So how bad did McCain beat up on Obama?

Don't take my word for it, check out these polls:

Who did the best job in the debate?

Republicans

McCain (R) 68
Obama (D) 18

That's right!  Among Republicans, 68% thought McCain won the debate!  That is a great %!

MediaCurves.com has it even stronger for McCain:

Among Republicans 70% felt that McCain won the debate as opposed to 18% for Obama.

Thats right!  Only 18% of Republicans thought that Obama won the debate!!

McCain beat Obama sooooo bad, that he was able to have a little fun and make fun of Obama's big lips and tongue:

That was so classic!

I think voters really liked what they saw.

The best part is when McCain nails Obama on his new taxes for Joe the Plumber:

Brilliant.

Get ready America for President John McCain!!  YEAH!!!

 

Thursday, October 16, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Foreigners Hate Palin, Americans Love Her#

Real Americans hate foreigners.  They are stupid, they are foreign, they seem to love universal healthcare, and they don't like our wars.  So screw em! 

So if the foreigners like a candidate (they looooooove Obama) they it clearly means he is anti-American.  And when they don't like a candidate, well, then you KNOW that candidate is a real American.

Just watch how these dumbass foreigners rip on Palin.  Looks like she is going to be getting all our votes afterall!

 

Tuesday, October 14, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Billboard of Truth#

For some reason people are upset about this billboard:

What?

You can't put a totally truthful billboard up these days without the blacks and the gays getting mad?

What if they put up a billboard that said:

"John McCain is an American hero, and is the most deserving person to be president of the United States, a country he loves, unlike Obama who is a mulsum."

Would THAT billboard cause a problem too??  It's 100% truthful as well!

I just don't get blacks and gays.  They both have it so good. 

In order to keep my quality of living, I had to go to a private university for my undergraduate degree, and then to another private university for my graduate degree.  It cost my Dad countless thousands of dollars!

What do blacks need to do to keep up their quality of living?  Just fill out a form for welfare and food stamps!  How easy is that??

Gays too.  Think about all the money that my wife wastes on crap.  Gays will never ever have that problem!  They get to keep all their money!  It's perfect.

So when I see a billboard like this, I think they should just keep quiet and not speak out.  That is what the founding fathers would want.

 

Sunday, October 12, 2008 #    Comments [12]  | 

 

Science Is Evil#

Just see what they might be planning.  You can't trust science or scientists.

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Sunday, October 12, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Fans Booo Obama As Palin Drops Puck#

Just listen to the fans booooo Obama as Palin takes the ice:

 

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Sunday, October 12, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Democrats have McCain on the brain!#

Deep down, they know McCain is the best choice.

 

Wednesday, October 08, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

McCain Wins Debate Against That One#

Well we all knew it was coming.... another landside victory for McCain.

The best part of the debate was when McCain referred to Obama as "That one".  Brilliant!

I can't wait to hear more about "That one" and it looks like McCain will be using that line a lot more:

A Republican official emails, on background:  The most memorable line of the night belonged to John McCain. McCain pointed out that “That One” vote for the 05 energy bill. Look for Republicans to note in coming days that “That One” also voted for higher taxes at least 94 times; “That One” has associations with unrepentant terrorists, etc…

 

 

Guess what That-One, you are going down (to Hell).

 

Wednesday, October 08, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Progress#

Finally people are starting to react properly to Obama and his supporters.


This guy deserved it.

The article stated:

'He was telling me that he was going to kill me.

'I couldn't believe it was happening - and just because I was wearing an Obama T-shirt. He was trying to make me walk somewhere quieter, saying: 'I've got something for you,' and 'I'm going to kill you.'

You might say, "But LAK, this guy was shot just for wearing a TShirt."  Yes this is true, but you need to think about it in Biblical terms.  Obama is probably the Anti-Christ (93% confidence level), so fighting against him and his supporters goes beyond the laws of man and direct to the laws of Jesus.  Mainly, you must ignore the 10 commandments when you are fighting Satan, less Satan take over the world!

But, if you are an Obama supporter, you don't have to fear being attacked... just repent and support Jesus/McCain.  Problem solved!

 

Tuesday, October 07, 2008 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

100 Maverick Points#

I was sent this graphic from the McCain camp and told that I could post it on my site.

I am so proud.

Just 400 more points and I earn a coffee mug!

Sunday, October 05, 2008 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Palin Wins Debate!#

Did you see Sarah Palin (the future VPILF) win the debate tonight?  She was AWESOME!!

Ok.  I'll admit I didn't watch the debate.

I was going to watch it ... really.

But then...

I saw it.

How could I NOT watch Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed???

It was AWESOME!!!  I learned how to do so many tricks!

Of course, I won't ever do them, because that's witchcraft, and magicians should be stoned, but man it was cool.

So, even thought I didn't watch the debate, I know what was said... let me recap:

Palin:  I will fight for every day Americans

Biden: I love Al Queda, homosexual marriage, and I want our troops to die in Iraq so that I can use it as a talking point to get elected.

Palin:  I love America, and I trust in God.

Biden:  I hate America and wish I lived in France.  There is no God, and if there was I would worship Satan.

Palin:  I want to give tax cuts to all Americans.

Biden: I want to take all your money and force you to live next to blacks and mexicans.

etc.

So you see, Palin won.  End of discussion.

 

Friday, October 03, 2008 #    Comments [13]  | 

 

A-Rabs!#

I don't know why this women, who is clearly a Republican, is saying that she wants Hillary to win, but her comments about the A-Rabs and Blacks are right on the money!


Wednesday, October 01, 2008 #    Comments [10]  | 

 

Fundamentally Irresponsible?#

Fareed Zakaria has written a new piece for Newsweek where he makes the claim that:  McCain's selection of Sarah Palin as VP is "fundamentally irresponsible!"

Oh really???

Well you know what I call fundamentally irresponsible!?!! 

How about the fact that someone named Fareed Zakaria has a job working for Newsweek???

How about the fact that he looks like this:

How about the fact that he speaks with an accent, and yet is allowed to comment on US issues?

How about the fact the his guy is not in GITMO right now??

How about the fact that any day of the week, this guy or one of his family members, might be allowed on the same flight you are on!!??

THAT is what I fundamentally irresponsible!

I'm an American, a Republican and a Christian, and I don't take kindly to brown skinned, accent speaking, mulsum worshiping foreigners bad mouthing America's greatest hero of the past 100 years: John McCain!

 

Tuesday, September 30, 2008 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Palin Can Multitask#

When I first saw the cover of The New Yorker I thought they were just saying that Palin has done a wonderful job watching over Alaska has the greatest Governor they have ever had (and clearly the hottest Governor!!), but they seem to be neglecting her amazing foreign relations experience.

But I was wrong!!

Take a closer look:

That is RUSSIA!! 

You see, Palin was keeping track of both Alaska AND Russia at the same time!

Clearly she is the most experienced VP pick of all time!  I can't wait for the VP debate when she gets to smack down that dumbass Joe Biden.

 

Tuesday, September 30, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

McCain WON THE DEBATE!#

I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN!!!!

MCCAIN WON THE DEBATE!!!

HE KILLED OBAMA!!!

IT WAS A 100% SLAUGHTER OF MUSLUM IDEAS!

MCCAIN IS THE BEST!!

OBAMA IS AN IDIOT!

MCCAIN IS GREAT!

OBAMA IS MUSLUM!!

Saturday, September 27, 2008 #    Comments [12]  | 

 

McCain has won the debate!#

In times like these, we need a leader who is sure of himself. This is John McCain.

McCain knows that no matter what, he will win the debate tonight. So why not start running ads today that declare him the winner?  I call that "forward thinking".  

Jesus once said "why put off till tomorrow what you can do today" and this is exactly what McCain is doing, declaring victory today, rather than wasting an entire day before declaring the win tomorrow.

We know now that the Republican presidents are picked by God to lead the world: George Bush told us that, so my guess is that God has already told McCain all the questions in the debate so he can have the answers read in advance, thus guaranteeing a win in the debate.

The big question is, will Obama deny that he is a mulsum tonight??  I hope the moderator will ask him if he loves Iran more than America.... that will make for some good television!!!

 

Friday, September 26, 2008 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Timeout!#

Ok my friends... hold on now...

We got some problems in our economy (caused by Obama) and I think that we all need to take a break from the campaign and work on the economy for a while.

But noooooo.  Obama wants to keep the debate on friday!!  How is John McCain supposed to focus on campaigning AND the economy at the same time??  Do you think George Bush ever has to focus on 2 things at the same time?  NO!  So why should John McCain?

By reusing to reschedule the debate, Obama has just proven that he hates America, hates our government, hates the economy, hates white people (because whites have jobs that are impacted by the economy taking a dump), and hates women.

So Obama, why are you such a racist?

Thursday, September 25, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Great New McCain Ad!#

This ad is great:



I like how they drive home the Muslum part.

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Obama Caused Mortgage Crisis!!! #

I bet recently you have been hearing a lot about how McCain's chief economic advisor Phil Gramm caused the mortgage/banking/insurance crisis via his bill that removed regulations on those industries to help protect peoples investments.

I have to admit, the liberals make a good argument (even if it is not true).  They basically try to convince you that 1) McCain and Gramm pushed through deregulation 2) Deregulation caused the recent financial meltdown, (and here is the leap of logic) so therefore McCain and Gramm helped cause this disaster.

How stupid do they think we are?  Just because you helped pass a law doesn't mean you are *for* that law!  For example, John McCain said he wouldn't vote for his own immigration bill.  See?

But if you get some lib up in your face about how Bush and McCain caused the economy to die in America, just point them to the facts: Obama caused the financial crisis!

"Home mortgages have been a political piñata for many decades," writes Stan J. Liebowitz, economics professor at the University of Texas at Dallas, in a chapter of his forthcoming book, Housing America: Building out of a Crisis.

Liebowitz puts forward an explanation that he admits is "not consistent with the nasty-subprime-lender hypothesis currently considered to be the cause of the mortgage meltdown."

In a nutshell, Liebowitz contends that the federal government over the last 20 years pushed the mortgage industry so hard to get minority homeownership up, that it undermined the country's financial foundation to achieve its goal.

See that?

The reason we are in this giant problem isn't because of McCain and Bush, it is because of Obama and the other blacks (and/or mexicans) who go out and buy houses!

I know that legally black people can own property, and I think changing that would be pretty hard to do in the short term, but isnt' there anything we can DO???  First they killed home values by buying houses in nice neighborhoods, forcing everyone to move if they still wanted to live in a crime free neighborhood, and now they have killed our economy!  Something must be done, what can we do?

 

Tuesday, September 23, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

McCain 13 - Obama 1. HAHAHAHA !!!#

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

McCain kicks Obama's ass in so many categories.

Who is more fit to lead?  Who is healthier?  Who is smarter?  Who loves America more?  Who loves Jesus more?  Who does Jesus love more? etc.

Now we have another category: Who has more pimp rides?

Answer:  McCain has 13x more cars than Obama!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHA 13 times more!!

You know you suck at life when you and your wife only own 1 fricking car.  They are a 1 car family!!! HAHHAHAHAHA!!!  Obama you are so pathetic.

Do you know ANYONE (in the US) who only owns 1 car and isn't on welfare?  Me neither!

I even heard a rumor that Obama sometimes BIKES places!!!  No I don't mean a motorcycle, I mean a BIKE, like what you rode around when you were like 12 years old!! HAHA.   What is this, France???  HAHAHHAA Obama you evil muslum tool.  You can't get Osama Bin Laden to spring for an extra couple cars so you can fit in with us here in America?

Now, to be fair, I only own 4 cars, and I have to admit that I actually have friends who only own 3 cars (they don't have any kids, so it's cool with me).  But to only own 1 car is down right unamerican!

Obama, come back when you can afford a few of these:

(PS Obama BLOWS!)

 

Monday, September 22, 2008 #    Comments [8]  | 

 

It's 9/11!!! HIT THE DECK!!#

I have been following the news of John McCain aka "Maverick", so closely, I didn't even realize what today is:

9/11

However, I am always prepared.  I setup special annual alarms in my house that go off each 9/11 to make sure that I don't forget.  So thankfully, I am safe.

I write this blog from my bunker in the basement of my house.  I paid Pedro, the guard for our gated community, an extra $10 to be SUPER alert today, but I bet he just sent the money back to his family in Mexico and is going to NOT have a raised awareness as is needed.

Anyway, I am bunkered in, but I am still very concerned.  I have no idea where Barack Obama is today.  WHERE IS HE DAMN IT?!?

His websites tells you his schedule pretty much all the time, but I went to his site and couldn't find any info about here he is!! 

He could be in my city!

He could be in YOUR city!

Do you know if your family is safe?  Barack could be in your town RIGHT NOW!

Listen to the news (FoxNews) for updates on where Obama might "strike"!

 

Thursday, September 11, 2008 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Obamas Mama was TRASH!#

Just a daily dose of TRUTH from The Hon. James David Manning, PhD of Atlah World Ministries!

I can sum it up this way:
Obama's Mama was TRASH.
Liberal Medias daughters are probably homosexuals and hethens too, so we need to flush it out into the open.
Bristol Palin is 100000 times greater than the trailer trash garbage known as Obama's Mama!

 

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Leave Barack Alone? HELL NO!#

This homosexual thinks we should leave Barack alone. What do I think? I think it is our duty as Americans and as Christians to smear Barack every chance we get.

If we keep throwing enough mud on this guy, something will stick, and even if it doesn't, it keeps him out of the press.  Renewable energy, reducing taxes on the middle class, healthcare for everyone, bringing our troops home etc.  These are NOT things we want the public talking about.

So do your Republican duty today: tell at least 10 people that you heard a rumor that Barack is a mulsum, and/or is going to surrender to terrorists!

 

Thursday, July 31, 2008 #    Comments [11]  | 

 

You Want To Get Stabbed?#

Watch out for the darkies if Barack Obama wins, they will be looking for revenge for all that slavery nonsense and they will want to take it out on your family, with knives and guns.

It's crazy really.  99% of negros had it better as slaves.  The were given work, and in return they got good food and a roof over their head.  NOW they are living in poverty and can't get a job and are just shooting each other and getting shot by the police.  I bet they wished they were slaves again.

 

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Thursday, July 24, 2008 #    Comments [8]  | 

 

The Respect Bush Deserves#

Finally the people of San Francisco are giving George W. Bush the respect he deserves.

A San Francisco measure seeking to commemorate President Bush's years in office by slapping his name on a city sewage plant has qualified for the November ballot.

The measure certified Thursday would rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

This is really a good sign for the country.

The number of liberals, homosexuals, atheists and hethens in San Francisco is among the highest in the world.

If we are winning the PR battle there, it looks likke this will be a pretty nice year for John McCain and God and a bad year for Barack Obama, Osama Bin Laden, homosexuals and Satan!

 

Monday, July 21, 2008 #    Comments [14]  | 

 

McCain, Can I Be The First?#

I know that McCain doesn't have many supporters, so I would like to offer to be the first person listed on the webiste:

http://www.johnmccain.com/supporters/


 

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Sunday, July 20, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

A Look At President Obama#

Apparently there is a great news publication out there called The New Yorker.  Normally I would never read anything from New York as that is one of the focal points of a) democrats, b) homosexuals and c) jews, but I guess I have been really missing out on a great fair and balanced look at politics!

For this latest issue, they have investigated what an Obama presidency would look like and here is what they came up wth:

Notice that Obama appears to have changed back into his favorite clothes: muslums attire.  Also Michelle is now free to take out her black anger in a militant way.  Notice the "terrorist fist jab" they are doing???  They appear to have decorated the oval office with pictures of their mentor: Osama Bin Laden, and they keep warm by burning American flags.

It's good to see that the media is finally picking up on what I have been saying all along!

 

Monday, July 14, 2008 #    Comments [13]  | 

 

John McCain Is Just Smart Enough#

If there is one thing that Liberals will never understand, it's that God is real and they are going to hell.

But, if there is a second thing that they will never understand, it is that being smart isn't a good thing.

Liberals LOVE to act as though being smart and educated is a positive, when we Republicans know that it just makes you a damn fool!

Think about this... you get a Republican who goes to a Christian school, gets a high school education maybe, gets married at 19, has 3-4 kids by the time he is 21, works on the farm or at the ol'mill, drives a pickup truck (milage be damned!) and you ask him some questions...

Q: Is God real?

A: Hell yeaw He real.  And I'll kick the crap outta any queer who say he aint!  (correct)

Q: What is the most dangerous treat to our nation?

A: The damn Mexicans that keep comin up round these parts.  Takin our jerbs and speakin their damn mexican languages.  If I see one those wetbacks playing soccer I am gonna get my shotgun and run them outta town!  (correct, Barack Obama would have also been a correct answer)

Q: Was invading Iraq the right decision?

A: Fuck yea!  That bastard bomd our country and I say good riddens.  And to all the pussies who are upset about it I say we just nuke the whole God Damned camel jockey land.  There aint nothing but jews and muslums there anyhow.  (correct)

Q: Who you going to vote for?

A: John McCain, who else, the muslum?  (correct)

MORE AFTER THE FOLD!

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008 #    Comments [16]  | 

 

Obama Lied About His Name!!!!1!1!11!!11 #

We already knew Obama was a liar.  That is why God shamed him and marked him with colored skin.

But now we have proof!  Behold Obama's birth certificate!

Now all along Barack has said his name was "Barack Hussein Obama" but it turns out it was all a lie!

His real name is....

Barack Hussein Obama II

That's right, he is a Jr!!!

We can't have a Jr in the White House!!!  We believe in originality in the United States.  There has never been a Jr in the White House, and if Jesus has anything to say about it, there never will be!

 

Thursday, June 12, 2008 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

McCain Is A Foreign Policy God!!#

The most important thing, aside from forcing our Children to worship Jesus Christ for their own good, that a President can do, is to be a master for foreign policy.

People in the Obama campaign keep saying that he will be ok with foreign policy, but just because you are a foreigner, have a foreign name, are a secret muslum, and have relatives who came from Africa, doesn't mean you are qualified to deal with foreign issues because to YOU those issues would not be foreign policy, they would be homeland policy!

Just think about how confusing it will be for Obama in meeting with the Department of Homeland Security! He will keep thinking they are talking about defending Africa or Iraq!  "No Barack, the United States is the homeland we keep talking about, not your Muslum country of berth."

Just listen to this clip of him talking about his meeting with German President Vladimir Putin!



Does Obama know German President Putin?? I bet not!!

In fact, they asked Obama if he knew the German President and he said "Are you talking about Koehler or Chancellor Merkel?" HAHHAAHAHA No Barack you dummie. We are talking about German President Vladimir Putin!!

HAHAAH Barack you are dumb!  You moran!

 

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Obamas White House#

I got this email today.  It shows what appears to be an artists rendering that Obama had comissioned to show how he will redesign the White House.

This is terrible!  How could he do this to our Capital of our Christian Nation?!?

As I said before, there is a lot of evidence that Obama is really just a single man (or maybe partnered with Michelle) Al Qaeda sleeper cell who was instructed to take over the White House and America from inside and turn it Muslum!

I have seen some evidence that suggested that Obama had a special "timer" setup by Osama bin Ladin to trigger Obama into action.  The suggestion was that the trigger was "Once McCain says 'my friends...' 1000 times on CNN begin your mission" and I happen to have gone back and checked and it all matches up.  Just 5 days before Obama announced McCain went on CNN and said "My friends, there is no doubt that we will be out of Iraq within 6 months" and that was his 1000th time saying "my friends".  I think that is more than a coincidence.

Friday, June 06, 2008 #    Comments [17]  | 

 

Growing Up Barack!#

New Obama pictures have surfaced: