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The choice is clear.

You can vote for McCain, and spend eternity in Heaven:

Or you can vote for Obama and spend eternity in Hell:

The choice is yours.

Do you guys like my wifes car?

I thought I would put a picture of it up so you can see how you should be supporting McCain if you want to go to heaven. 

(Click for a larger version)

For some reason McCain agreed to be in a dance off with Obama.

I think this was a bad idea.  Obama is black.  McCain is white.  I think we know which race is better at dancing, just like we know that blacks can run faster and whites are smarters.  Dancing is something blacks just do better.

But I give McCain credit, he really did a lot better than I expected.

 

When is this ad going to start running??

Just listen to this southern bell by the name of Tracy.  She knows what is most important in this election.  It isn't picking the guy who is going to help her husband keep his job, it's keeping a guy with a name like "Obama" out of the white house.

Tracy: I can't imagine a President of the United States being named President Obama. I really have a problem with that and I'm not the only one.

Q: Because that means what to you?

Tracy: His background. A mother that was atheist. Huh, that really gets to me. A father that was a Muslim. That should get to everyone.

Tracy, bless your heart!  Jesus will support you for voting against the devil.

The liberal media doesn't make any sense.

Take this cartoon: "The Family Guy".  In this episode, a Jew, a talking baby and a talking dog go back in time where they find some Nazi's and one of the Nazi's is wearing a McCain / Palin button.  That doesn't even make sense!!!

 

These real Americans are Christians who love America (Palin and McCain supporters).

They know what happens when you run a negro who isn't a first stringer.  The guy is related to terrorists!

We are going to win this election by a landslide.  Remember, we have God on our side!

 

We knew McCain was going to win this debate, but I don't think anyone realized how bad McCain would destroy Obama.

It was a total ass kicking.

McCain was basically toying with Obama all night. 

He even got Obama to acknowledge that McCain supporters want him to be killed!  If Christians Republicans want Obama dead, you know he must be a terrorist agent of Satan!  That is Check and Mate!

So how bad did McCain beat up on Obama?

Don't take my word for it, check out these polls:

Who did the best job in the debate?

Republicans

McCain (R) 68
Obama (D) 18

That's right!  Among Republicans, 68% thought McCain won the debate!  That is a great %!

MediaCurves.com has it even stronger for McCain:

Among Republicans 70% felt that McCain won the debate as opposed to 18% for Obama.

Thats right!  Only 18% of Republicans thought that Obama won the debate!!

McCain beat Obama sooooo bad, that he was able to have a little fun and make fun of Obama's big lips and tongue:

That was so classic!

I think voters really liked what they saw.

The best part is when McCain nails Obama on his new taxes for Joe the Plumber:

Brilliant.

Get ready America for President John McCain!!  YEAH!!!

 

I couldn't have said it better myself:

 

Deep down, they know McCain is the best choice.

 

Well we all knew it was coming.... another landside victory for McCain.

The best part of the debate was when McCain referred to Obama as "That one".  Brilliant!

I can't wait to hear more about "That one" and it looks like McCain will be using that line a lot more:

A Republican official emails, on background:  The most memorable line of the night belonged to John McCain. McCain pointed out that “That One” vote for the 05 energy bill. Look for Republicans to note in coming days that “That One” also voted for higher taxes at least 94 times; “That One” has associations with unrepentant terrorists, etc…

 

 

Guess what That-One, you are going down (to Hell).

 

Finally people are starting to react properly to Obama and his supporters.

This guy deserved it.

The article stated:

'He was telling me that he was going to kill me.

'I couldn't believe it was happening - and just because I was wearing an Obama T-shirt. He was trying to make me walk somewhere quieter, saying: 'I've got something for you,' and 'I'm going to kill you.'

You might say, "But LAK, this guy was shot just for wearing a TShirt."  Yes this is true, but you need to think about it in Biblical terms.  Obama is probably the Anti-Christ (93% confidence level), so fighting against him and his supporters goes beyond the laws of man and direct to the laws of Jesus.  Mainly, you must ignore the 10 commandments when you are fighting Satan, less Satan take over the world!

But, if you are an Obama supporter, you don't have to fear being attacked... just repent and support Jesus/McCain.  Problem solved!

 

I was sent this graphic from the McCain camp and told that I could post it on my site.

I am so proud.

Just 400 more points and I earn a coffee mug!

Did you see Sarah Palin (the future VPILF) win the debate tonight?  She was AWESOME!!

Ok.  I'll admit I didn't watch the debate.

I was going to watch it ... really.

But then...

I saw it.

How could I NOT watch Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed???

It was AWESOME!!!  I learned how to do so many tricks!

Of course, I won't ever do them, because that's witchcraft, and magicians should be stoned, but man it was cool.

So, even thought I didn't watch the debate, I know what was said... let me recap:

Palin:  I will fight for every day Americans

Biden: I love Al Queda, homosexual marriage, and I want our troops to die in Iraq so that I can use it as a talking point to get elected.

Palin:  I love America, and I trust in God.

Biden:  I hate America and wish I lived in France.  There is no God, and if there was I would worship Satan.

Palin:  I want to give tax cuts to all Americans.

Biden: I want to take all your money and force you to live next to blacks and mexicans.

etc.

So you see, Palin won.  End of discussion.

 

Fareed Zakaria has written a new piece for Newsweek where he makes the claim that:  McCain's selection of Sarah Palin as VP is "fundamentally irresponsible!"

Oh really???

Well you know what I call fundamentally irresponsible!?!! 

How about the fact that someone named Fareed Zakaria has a job working for Newsweek???

How about the fact that he looks like this:

How about the fact that he speaks with an accent, and yet is allowed to comment on US issues?

How about the fact the his guy is not in GITMO right now??

How about the fact that any day of the week, this guy or one of his family members, might be allowed on the same flight you are on!!??

THAT is what I fundamentally irresponsible!

I'm an American, a Republican and a Christian, and I don't take kindly to brown skinned, accent speaking, mulsum worshiping foreigners bad mouthing America's greatest hero of the past 100 years: John McCain!

 

When I first saw the cover of The New Yorker I thought they were just saying that Palin has done a wonderful job watching over Alaska has the greatest Governor they have ever had (and clearly the hottest Governor!!), but they seem to be neglecting her amazing foreign relations experience.

But I was wrong!!

Take a closer look:

That is RUSSIA!! 

You see, Palin was keeping track of both Alaska AND Russia at the same time!

Clearly she is the most experienced VP pick of all time!  I can't wait for the VP debate when she gets to smack down that dumbass Joe Biden.

 

I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN!!!!

MCCAIN WON THE DEBATE!!!

HE KILLED OBAMA!!!

IT WAS A 100% SLAUGHTER OF MUSLUM IDEAS!

MCCAIN IS THE BEST!!

OBAMA IS AN IDIOT!

MCCAIN IS GREAT!

OBAMA IS MUSLUM!!

In times like these, we need a leader who is sure of himself. This is John McCain.

McCain knows that no matter what, he will win the debate tonight. So why not start running ads today that declare him the winner?  I call that "forward thinking".  

Jesus once said "why put off till tomorrow what you can do today" and this is exactly what McCain is doing, declaring victory today, rather than wasting an entire day before declaring the win tomorrow.

We know now that the Republican presidents are picked by God to lead the world: George Bush told us that, so my guess is that God has already told McCain all the questions in the debate so he can have the answers read in advance, thus guaranteeing a win in the debate.

The big question is, will Obama deny that he is a mulsum tonight??  I hope the moderator will ask him if he loves Iran more than America.... that will make for some good television!!!

 

Ok my friends... hold on now...

We got some problems in our economy (caused by Obama) and I think that we all need to take a break from the campaign and work on the economy for a while.

But noooooo.  Obama wants to keep the debate on friday!!  How is John McCain supposed to focus on campaigning AND the economy at the same time??  Do you think George Bush ever has to focus on 2 things at the same time?  NO!  So why should John McCain?

By reusing to reschedule the debate, Obama has just proven that he hates America, hates our government, hates the economy, hates white people (because whites have jobs that are impacted by the economy taking a dump), and hates women.

So Obama, why are you such a racist?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

McCain kicks Obama's ass in so many categories.

Who is more fit to lead?  Who is healthier?  Who is smarter?  Who loves America more?  Who loves Jesus more?  Who does Jesus love more? etc.

Now we have another category: Who has more pimp rides?

Answer:  McCain has 13x more cars than Obama!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHA 13 times more!!

You know you suck at life when you and your wife only own 1 fricking car.  They are a 1 car family!!! HAHHAHAHAHA!!!  Obama you are so pathetic.

Do you know ANYONE (in the US) who only owns 1 car and isn't on welfare?  Me neither!

I even heard a rumor that Obama sometimes BIKES places!!!  No I don't mean a motorcycle, I mean a BIKE, like what you rode around when you were like 12 years old!! HAHA.   What is this, France???  HAHAHHAA Obama you evil muslum tool.  You can't get Osama Bin Laden to spring for an extra couple cars so you can fit in with us here in America?

Now, to be fair, I only own 4 cars, and I have to admit that I actually have friends who only own 3 cars (they don't have any kids, so it's cool with me).  But to only own 1 car is down right unamerican!

Obama, come back when you can afford a few of these:

(PS Obama BLOWS!)

 

Alan Greenspan is one crazy old man.

What I mean is...

He is super old, and therefore super crazy.

Just look at this dude:

Personally I don't think anyone over 65 should be allowed to work in the federal governemnt.  Old people are just clueless and don't really understand anything.

For example, recently he made the totally crazy statement that we are in for a once-in-a-century economic crisis.

Come again??  Has he not been watching TV lately?  John McCain has been saying over and over and over that our economy is fundamentally strong.

Did you hear that Alan?  "Fun-da-ment-ally stroooooooong".

Greenspan didn't stop there... he had even MORE crazy things to say.  For example, he said that giving tax cuts to weathly Americans, while at the same time borrowing billions from the Chinese, would be a BAD idea!  I guess this guy really hasn't been hearing McCain talk at all. 

Who is this guy?  What makes him qualified to make these wild and crazy predictions?  The liberal media just tries to find some old guy who used to work for Bill Clinton or something and then they convince him to say the economy is bad and that is "news"?

Let me ask you this... if it IS news, then why isn't FoxNews reporting on it??

Check and mate.

This is the first I have seen of this Good Morning America interview.

We all know McCain has a bit of a temper problem, so I am glad to see that he is becoming more at home in front of the camera.

 

Finally the people of San Francisco are giving George W. Bush the respect he deserves.

A San Francisco measure seeking to commemorate President Bush's years in office by slapping his name on a city sewage plant has qualified for the November ballot.

The measure certified Thursday would rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

This is really a good sign for the country.

The number of liberals, homosexuals, atheists and hethens in San Francisco is among the highest in the world.

If we are winning the PR battle there, it looks likke this will be a pretty nice year for John McCain and God and a bad year for Barack Obama, Osama Bin Laden, homosexuals and Satan!

 

It's true that John McCain doesn't use computers, doesn't send emails, and has to rely on his wife for help using the computer.  But, he "is aware of the internet" so that's good.

Even better, it appears McCain has turned to the experts to learn how to use one of these fancy new computer machines!  McCain will be using Video Professor to learn how to turn on a computer, and he hopes to be "getting online by himself" sometime in the future!

Just look:

Apparently there is a great news publication out there called The New Yorker.  Normally I would never read anything from New York as that is one of the focal points of a) democrats, b) homosexuals and c) jews, but I guess I have been really missing out on a great fair and balanced look at politics!

For this latest issue, they have investigated what an Obama presidency would look like and here is what they came up wth:

Notice that Obama appears to have changed back into his favorite clothes: muslums attire.  Also Michelle is now free to take out her black anger in a militant way.  Notice the "terrorist fist jab" they are doing???  They appear to have decorated the oval office with pictures of their mentor: Osama Bin Laden, and they keep warm by burning American flags.

It's good to see that the media is finally picking up on what I have been saying all along!

 

How old is the Earth?

This is a question that lots of scientists waste their lives trying to figure out. It's a pointless exercise, especially when we already know the answer: 6000 years.

It's so simple, even Children's coloring books get it:

When I look at this picture of Jesus riding a dinosaur, only 2 things come to mind:

1) Damn, Jesus was fricking AWESOME!!

2) Jesus is sure like John McCain in a LOT of ways.  I bet if Dinosaurs were still around, John McCain would ride them too.

 

Granted, all Jews are going to Hell.  And I can't say that I am convinced that the Holocaust really did happen.  I mean, I am not sure that it didn't happen, but I think I am leaning that way. 

The only reason the holocaust does seem to make sense is that it seems God would want to kill the Jews for killing Jesus you know?  If you don't agree with me you need to go watch The Passion of the Christ!  Then you will really understand what Jesus and Mel Gibson thought of Jewish people.  Jesus really hated the Jews more than anything.  I mean, he knew they were going to kill him!  Anyway....

The reason for this post isn't to point out the fallacy of the holocaust stories or the fact that all Jews are destined for Hell, but rather to give the Jews some props (aside from the fact that they are basically Devil worshippers who's clame to fame is killing the only son of God... nice job assholes!).

Check out how Jews deal with poor people:

She is all like "My family has lived on this land for decades", and they are all like "Eminent Domain biatch!"

How sweet is that?

Why don't we have this many riot police with helmets and clubs out pushing the poor people and mexicans off our property??  It makes perfect sense! 

I am pretty hopeful that McCain will implement some stuff like this.  He is so old, you know he will want to get everyone off his lawn!

 

Hacking the website of a Republican is a evil and disgusting thing to do!!

Hacking should only be done as a last resort against liberals and atheists, not against good God fearing Republicans!

But fact didn't concert Democrats, probably supporters, or campaign workers, of Terrorists In Cheif Barak Hussein Osama, who were probably behind this website destruction.

For the record, McCain is NOT for homo rights.  He things homosexuality is disgusting, and should be punished just like any other crime, with homosexuals being thrown in jail for their sick sick thoughts.

We have all known that Barack Hussein Osama... I mean, Obama, hates the troops. And why shouldn't he? He is one of the enemy, attending a Madrassa as a child!!  How dare he?

Now he wants to make it clear to all Americans that he really hates the troops, and wants them to lose... not just in Iraq, but in every conflict where they might be sent into harms way (Iran).

Last week Obama had this to say:

"[We] should have never been authorized, and should have never been waged, and on which we've now spent $400 billion, and have seen over 3,000 lives of the bravest young Americans wasted."

Really Obama??? WASTED????

How would YOU feel Obama if your kids were sent over to Iraq only to get stuck in a quagmire and eventually be killed trying to mediate a millenia old religious war? Would you think they were wasted then?!?

Actually, if it were you, I'm sure things would be different because your kids would probably be fighting against the United States troops, but that's another story.

Thankfully, this gave us an opportunity to see the difference between the Troop Hating, Homosexual Loving, Blame-America-First Democrats, and the Honorable, God Fearing, Troop Supporting Republicans!

Here is how you respect the troops, courtesy of John McCain:

Americans are very frustrated, and they have every right to be. We've wasted a lot of our most precious treasure, which is American lives.

It is clear that John McCain is a true American patriot, and just as clear that Barack hates America. Maybe it's because he didn't even live in the United States when he grew up??

Let's take another, closer look.

Troop Hater:

We have seen over 3,000 lives of the bravest young Americans wasted.

Honorable Decorated Military Hero:

We've wasted a lot of our most precious treasure, which is American lives.

Thank you Obama for showing the world how you really feel about America!  While you might be trying to get more votes from people who hate America, it will backfire because the rest of us American who love our country, and don't like your kind, will be sure to go to the polls to stop you and your plot to take over the White House.