Alan Greenspan is one crazy old man.
What I mean is...
He is super old, and therefore super crazy.
Just look at this dude:

Personally I don't think anyone over 65 should be allowed to work in the federal governemnt. Old people are just clueless and don't really understand anything.
For example, recently he made the totally crazy statement that we are in for a once-in-a-century economic crisis.
Come again?? Has he not been watching TV lately? John McCain has been saying over and over and over that our economy is fundamentally strong.
Did you hear that Alan? "Fun-da-ment-ally stroooooooong".
Greenspan didn't stop there... he had even MORE crazy things to say. For example, he said that giving tax cuts to weathly Americans, while at the same time borrowing billions from the Chinese, would be a BAD idea! I guess this guy really hasn't been hearing McCain talk at all.
Who is this guy? What makes him qualified to make these wild and crazy predictions? The liberal media just tries to find some old guy who used to work for Bill Clinton or something and then they convince him to say the economy is bad and that is "news"?
Let me ask you this... if it IS news, then why isn't FoxNews reporting on it??
Check and mate.