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A big thanks to my friend "Greeky" for sending me this awesome image:

Greeky is awesome.

As a young adult, this guy actually took out a loan to buy powerful paintball gun.

Now I would have preferred that he bought a REAL gun so that he could shoot any foreign bandits coming through the area, but who could have forseen the future when the same type of evil foreigners would actually be on the verge of taking over the White House?

USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

We all know that we live in the greatest country on Earth (I used them term "we" because only Americans should be reading this blog, NO FOREIGNERS ALLOWED, understand?), and we all know that we have the greatest military in the history of the universe thanks to Jesus.

But every now and then it's nice to get a real understanding for just how much we kick ass.  You screw with America, and we will not just retaliate against you; we won't just retaliate against your country; we might even retaliate against some other countries too; hell we will probably destroy your entire civilization!!!  We follow the word of our Lord Jesus Christ!  You think he would take getting slapped in the face and just turn the other cheek?  Hellz no MFers!

So just take a look at the graph below to realize how awesome we are!

Maybe next time some terrorist wants to bomb our cities or try running for President of the United States they will look at this and realize that they better just let Hillary win the nomination unless they want a storm of bombs to come raining down on their native country.

Click the image to enlarge:

 

Well well well.  It looks like the Democrat/Al Qaeda partnership in computer hackery has struck again!

News reports are coming forward that hackers (Al Qaeda hackers, funded by the Democrats most likely) have hacked into top US government research labs, including Oak Ridge National Lab.  

How did these hackers gain the experience necessary to hack into these facilities?  Well the answer may shock you.

It now appears clear that they used my site as a "test run" for their homosexual hacking agenda!

Back in 2005, LiberalsMustDie was hacked by this same group of Democrat backed Al Qaeda hackers.

They used their access to do the worst possible thing: POSTING GAY PORN!!

Al Qaeda and the Democrats don't agree on everything, like Democrats think God is fake (so they worship satan) and Al Qaeda thing God is called "Allah" and wears a turbin or something, I don't know, it's so crazy.

But what they both agree on is the homosexual terrorists democrtic agenda.  These individuals are called HomoTerroroCrats and they are everywhere, from California to Iran (but not in "Red America", just the blue states).

We need to stop these evil doers!!  First step is to defeat their leader: Barack Hussein Obama! 

Second, we need to elect Republicans to every seat in every office!!!  DO IT NOW!!

 

I don't know what card game this is from, but I need to get it!!

 

The President doesn't read the news paper, and most times, if you are a smart Republican like George W. Bush and me, you really don't need to.

All you need to know the "whole story" is to read the headline.

For example, I came across this headline this morning:

Bush Is Prepared to Veto Bill to Expand Child Insurance

Do you need to read the article?  No. It is clear what is going on here, and I will explain it.

Bush is getting ready to veto some bill, and if Bush is going to veto it, you know it must be evil.  So first off we know 2 things, 1) the bill is evil, and 2) Bush was chosen by God to be our president.

Now look at the information we have about this bill. We already know that this bill is true evil, and we also know from the headline that it is "Child Insurance."

So we now know what the bill is: This bill will provide "Child Insurance" to all the immoral hethen Democrats out there who want to have sex will hundreds of partners (me or women, Democrats go both ways), without being married to them, and are concerned that they might accidentally cause a pregnancy. This "Child Insurance" would then be used to pay for the abortions.

So now we know 1) the bill is evil, and 2) it is going to pay for millions of abortions, so we can assume that 3) this bill is being pushed by the Democrats, because they are the party that hates God.  So we also know that 4) the Republicans must have all voted against this bill but they were beaten back by the evil majority party because 5) Republicans are the party of Good, Truth and God, while 6) Democrats are the party of Satan and Science, who want to force your children to learn "evolution."

But no fear. God and Bush are teaming up once again to stop this evil act!  We need those babies to be BORN, and we need to get them to enlist for service in Iraq in the coming decades, as well as for our upcoming campaigns against Iran, Syria, and (God willing) France.

So next time you think you need to read the whole article, think again!

So what, now I can't fire someone for being a homosexual??

That's CRAZY!!

I mean, let me get this straight.  If I found out an employee of mine was a murderer and fired him.. THAT is ok, but if I do the same because they are homosexual, then it is NOT ok??

I mean, those things are basically equal in the eyes of God so what is the problem?

Homosexual sex is "illegal sex" both in terms of human laws (the ones that you must follow) and in terms of God's laws (the ones Bush and Cheney follow).

But when was the last time that you heard of someone going after the homosexuals for their constant illegal sex?

Finally, someone is willing to do something about this terrible threat to my marriage and our planet as a whole. Meet Fort Lauderdale mayor Jim Naugle, who is pushing the idea of buying $250,000 robot toilets to help stop the "illegal sex."

Now, some might call this idea overly costly, others might call it bat-sh*t insane, but there is one thing that is clear, the robots are here to stay, and they are going to watch you take a dump to make sure you are not engaging in any illegal sex!

The Mayor explains:

We're trying to provide a family environment where people can take their children who need to use the bathroom," he said, "without having to worry about a couple of men in there engaged in a sex act."

Homosexuals... They're engaging in sex, anonymous sex, illegal sex.

The homosexual newspaper said it's the 'gay parking lot.' That's not me saying that, that's what they said. I don't use the word 'gay.' I use the word 'homosexual.' Most of them aren't gay. They're unhappy.

Well said sir. Well said indeed.

I quickly found that there was more about this Mayor that I really liked:

When the Christian outreach event Beachfest came to town in 2003, he said anyone who had a problem with the city's official embrace of the religious festival "can move to Iraq."

Earlier this year, he refused to sign a mayor's pact to reduce greenhouse gases. Naugle said global warming is not caused by humans and that the pact contained "hate-America stuff that the environmental wackos want in."

Maybe I should move in to Fort Lauderdale!!

Or better yet, maybe I should help this man run for President!! He sounds like just the caliber of leader that we could use running our country!

They said it couldn't be done.

They said "A jury of his peers found him guilty."

They said "In a time of war, he released classified information that aided the enemy."

They said "He intentionally lied under oath to cover up his role, and the role of the Bush and Cheney, in committing treason."

And most ignorantly they said, "No one is above the law."

Think again you liberal morans!

God is above the law!

He created the entire universe in just a few days, only 6000 years ago, and even moved the light from distant galaxies very close to the Earth so we would be able to see the stars (otherwise, it would take millions of years for the light to arrive, duh).

God created the law, and so obviously he is above it.

For example, the "human law" says that you can't stone someone to death for blasphemy, but as far as God is concerned, it is against the law NOT to stone them to death!  See?  Same goes for homosexuals and Democrats.

God is not the only person who is above the law.  People he picks to represent him on Earth are above the law too, like George W. Bush, who was picked by God to run the Country Of God (The United States Of America)!

But wait, there's more!!  The same "above-the-law-ness" extends beyond Bush.  Just as God picked Bush to run the World, Bush picked Cheney to be his VP, and Cheney picked Scooter to be his chief of staff.

Ergo... Scooter was picked by God to be Dick Cheney's chief of staff, and therefore, Scooter Libby is above the law (the human law that is).

Bush's decision to commute his sentence (which means he will never spend 1 day in jail... HELL YEA!!!!) is really just Bush acting based on the wishes of God, and is totally in line with Bush's history of taking actions that are in the best interest of himself, and the planet (and the Universe, since we are the only living creatures in the Universe).

This move by Bush is pure justice on a Biblical scale!! He has GOT to be the greatest President EVER!

Obama (muslum), Clinton (hellspawn), Edwards (Psychic and host of "Crossing over with John Edwards"), meet your doom!!

Fred Thompson is here to save the day!! This guy is sooo awesome, he is Regan 2.0!

 

Not only is Thompson totally awesome, but this guy is a fricking PIMP!!

First, he got married at 17 to some chick in highschool, so you know he was having tons of sex with an underage girl.  I bet that will get him the black vote: they love R Kelly right?

Then, after he got sick of her bitching, he ditched her like a tru player, and started hooking up with tons of girls half his age like this chick, country music (the best kind of music btw) singer, Lorrie Morgan:

 

After running through countless blondes, Thompson decided to settle down, with a hot ass trophy wife who is OVER 20 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM!!! OH HELL YES!!

 

Oh yea!!!  Who can top that??? 

 

 

Well, it was bound to happen. Alberto has had such amazing success in his career, it is only natural that his "weak minded" alums of the Harvard Law class of 82 would start taking their pot shots at him.

Below is the letter than almost everyone in the graduating class signed, and had published in newspapers. But seriously, it's clear that they are just jealous that Alberto is going to go down in history as the greatest Attorney General of all time.

AN OPEN LETTER TO ATTORNEY GENERAL ALBERTO GONZALES

May 15, 2007

Dear Attorney General Gonzales:

Twenty-five years ago we, like you, graduated from Harvard Law School. While we arrived via many different paths and held many different views, we were united in our deep respect for the Constitution and the rights it guaranteed. As members of the post-Watergate generation who chose careers in law, we understood the strong connection between our liberties as Americans and the adherence of public offi cials to the law of the land. We knew that the choice to abide by the law was even more critical when public offi cials were tempted to take legal shortcuts. Nowhere were we taught that the ends justifi ed the means, or that freedoms for which Americans had fought and died should be set aside when inconvenient or challenging. To the contrary: our most precious freedoms, we learned, need defending most in times of crisis.

So it has been with dismay that we have watched your cavalier handling of our freedoms time and again. When it has been important that legal boundaries hold unbridled government power in check, you have instead used pretextual rationales and strained readings to justify an ever-expanding executive authority. Witness your White House memos sweeping aside the Geneva Conventions to justify torture, endangering our own servicemen and women; witness your advice to the President effectively reading Habeas Corpus out of our constitutional protections; witness your support of presidential statements claiming inherent power to wiretap American citizens without warrants (and the Administration’s stepped-up wiretapping campaign, taking advantage of those statements, which continues on your watch to this day); and witness your dismissive explanation of the troubling fi rings of numerous U.S. Attorneys, and their replacement with others more “loyal” to the President’s politics, as merely “an overblown personnel matter.” In these and other actions, we see a pattern. As a recent editorial put it, your approach has come to symbolize “disdain for the separation of powers, civil liberties and the rule of law.”

As lawyers, and as a matter of principle, we can no longer be silent about this Administration’s consistent disdain for the liberties we hold dear. Your failure to stand for the rule of law, particularly when faced with a President who makes the aggrandized claim of being a unitary executive, takes this country down a dangerous path.

Your country and your President are in dire need of an attorney who will do the tough job of providing independent counsel, especially when the advice runs counter to political expediency. Now more than ever, our country needs a President, and an Attorney General, who remember the apt observation attributed to Benjamin Franklin: “Those who would give up essential Liberty to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.” We call on you and the President to relent from this reckless path, and begin to restore respect for the rule of law we all learned to love many years ago.

Maybe they hate him because he is so successful, or maybe they just hate him for being a Mexican! I hate liberals!

Boom... oh snap! That's right!

Now go away his twin brother might show up for a double wammy!

From the department of boo-fricking-hoo comes a report, or rather 2 reports together, that suggest that the cost of 1 day of war in Iraq could pay to feed 20,000,000 children for an entire year.

How did they come up with this useless figure?

First: Joseph Stiglitz, a Nobel prize winning economist, calculated the cost of the Iraq war at $380,000 USD per minute. A small price to pay for spreading freedom!

Second: The United Nation's food aid organization says that it costs $0.19 to feed a child for a day, and in order to make you feel even more bad about yourself, they point out that by the time you finish reading this paragraph 15 children have died of hunger.

What do I have to say to this? Boo-hoo! Cue the violin music...cry me a fricking river.

More after the jump...

When the Libby verdict came down, every single liberal media news organization jumped on board to do their part to aid Al Qaeda and make our President look bad.

They filled their papers and TV screens with discussion of how I. Lewis Libby was found "Guilty" of all kinds of felony charges.

They listed them off, so proud of themselves:

two counts of perjury

one count of obstructing justice in a grand jury investigation

one count of making false statements to federal investigators

But what you WON'T see in the headlines, is that "Scooter" was actually found NOT GUILTY of 1 count of making false statements.

Where are all the headlines:

SCOOTER FOUND NOT GUILTY!

I didn't see 1 single headline that said that!  The liberal media kept the real story from being told!  If the media were not filled with commie bastards, the daily talk shows would have tag lines like:

"Scooter Acquitted.  What's next for the Democratic smear team?"

"Maybe the 'I' stand for Innocent.  I. Lewis Libby found NOT GUILTY."

"Scooter set free, but Bill Clinton is still at large."

"Libby acquitted through the power of Jesus Christ."

Anyway, now that Scooter has been found not guilty, what will he be doing next?  Some pundits have suggested that his recent high profile could be the perfect springboard to launch him into the race for the White House. 

Foreign Relations Experience?  This guy has lots of experience with middle east diplomacy and wars.

Dealing with terrorists?  Scooter was the target of a Democratic terrorist attack.  I think he knows a little something about how to deal with terrorists.

Religion?  The guy has a close personal relationship with Jesus!

Watch out Brownback, Scotter could be on your heals in moments!

UPDATE: I would like to point out that I was not referring to FoxNews when I called the liberal media all those names.  Of course I love Fox!  They even took my advice on spreading the NOT GUILTY announcement.  Thanks Gerald Fnord for the link!

 

One of the "rock and roll" bands that some of the bastard children in my neighborhood listen too is a group called "3-11".

This "band," which includes a Mexican (probably to show their support for illegal aliens) performs, from what I can tell, a mixture of the evilness of "rock and roll" with the disgusting tone of "gansta rap."

From what I have been able to find out, the name "311" was selected by the band for 1 of 2 reasons:

1. 311 stand for KKK, as K is the 11th letter in the alphabet. So 3 11s are 3 Ks = KKK.
   
2. The band named themselves in tribute to the successful Al Qaeda bombings in Madrid on 3/11. I think this is more likely given what I now know about the lead singer "Nick Hexum."

Some research into Mr. "Hexum" discovered that he has formed an organization called "Liberal Hexum." I knew it...

Apparently he isn't even ashamed to be a liberal!  Their website makes me want to puke:

A disturbing trend in society today is the use of the word "liberal" as a derogatory label. I believe this is due to widespread misunderstanding of the true definition of the word.

According to Webster’s dictionary a liberal is “one who is open-minded or not strict in the observance of orthodox, traditional, or established forms or ways.” To describe someone as liberal is to say that they are a person “having social views favoring reform and progress, tolerant of change; not bound by authoritarianism, orthodoxy, or tradition.”

Notice that they forgot to mention that liberals hate America, want to destroy our economy, want to give all my money to the poor, want to let mexicans into our country, want to take away our guns, and want to elect a person trained in terrorist training camps run our country.

So what is "Liberal Hexum" going to do; encourage more people to lead a homosexual lifestyle?

Liberal Hexum is a non-profit organization dedicated to supporting various environmental and social causes.

Our first goal is to fund research efforts and raise awareness of the effects of global warming.

Not this global warming crap again... When will these idiots figure this out?

Let me spell it out for you AGAIN!

1) Bush talks with God (God got him elected)

2) God konws everything (He is God)

3) If there was a problem with global warming, God would tell GWB what to do.

So OBVIOUSLY there isn't a problem because God hasn't said anything yet about it!  Duh!

Just remember this, if you are thinking about buying a 311 CD, you are either supporting the KKK, or the Al Qaeda bombings, so be careful!

I want to thank NBA star Tim Hardaway for being so brave and courageous!

Most people are "afraid" to speak their mind about homosexuals, about how they are evil and they hate God, and they worship Satan, and how they live a disgusting lifestyle etc.

But not Tim Hardaway. He should really be recognized as a hero for standing up to the homotocracy and saying what 99.99% of Americans believe!

When asked about playing with a homosexual, Hardaway had this to say:

"I wouldn't want him on my team. Second of all, if he was on my team I would really distance myself from him because I don't think that's right and I don't think he should be in the locker room when we're in the locker room." 

"Well, you know, I hate gay people," Hardaway said.  "I let it be known I don't like gay people. I don't like to be around gay people. I'm homophobic. It shouldn't be in the world, in the United States, I don't like it."

If only the liberals in this country would "wise up" and start realizing that homos are destroying our country and our world. God will punish us for allowing them to be homosexual in His world.

I think Dr. Martin Luther King would be really proud to see this type of progress in our country!

50 years ago, could anyone have predicted that black people would have come so far, as to be able to hold "prejudges" and be "ass crazy bigoted" toward OTHER people? 

"The Dream" has come true!

 

I have always been hard on Google.

They rejected my site for AdWords, they are a member of the liberal media, and they frequently do things that really piss me off, like directly aiding terrorists, saying that Bush is an Asshole, building their organization with stem cells.

But last week I noticed that they were calling Barack Obama a terrorist, and now they have updated their search so that the search Miserable Failure no longer returns George W. Bush as number 1!

This is a great step, but I will hold back my endorcement until that same search returns a Democrat.

I tried asking Microsoft's new search engine, Live.com, "Why WWII Happened?" and the results were very clear: A picture of Al Franken.

I just got this email from Madcap promoting his new blog, Global Conservative, which is dedicated to linking Islam to Nazism, and prooving once and for all that Liberals have no spine (that they are all pussies and cowards) and that Jesus is fricking tough, and would kick the crap out of any liberal alive today.

I am having a blog carnival on Islam and spineless liberals. I thought you might want to post an article or at least spread the word. I hate liberals as well. You might find some of my articles interesting. My site is http://globalconservative.comI have listed your blog on my blog roll, if you have a roll I though you might list mine as well. My blog is only two months old and I am trying to build traffic so I can help stop the liberals from destroying our country. Hope to see you soon.

Madcap

Lets help Madcap out. If you see a liberal today (you know the type... border line queer) just go up to them and say "You are a coward and you have no spine. Go to globalconservative.com and read about how you are a pussie, or would you rather side with the Islamo-Nazis??" At this point punching them in the gut is appropriate if they are smaller than you, and if they are not a woman... unless they are one of those giant manley lezbian types and they are actually an equal match for you, then you can still do it.

OMG this is awesome!!

Finally someone is taking the time to write a book about the rampant corruption in one of the parties in Washington.

I'm talking about the Democrats of course... who else? The book is called CaCacus of Corruption, and you can get it soon.

Before I get into how great this book is, let me tell a few jokes on the subject.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
A Democrat.
A Democrat who?
A Democrat who isn't corrupt and who isn't trying to make America gay and weak!

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA... get it? There's no such thing!

Ok, here's another one.

Bill Clinton is sooo liberal.

How liberal is he?

He is so liberal, that he thinks Bin Ladin is a great guy, and would consider having homosexual relations with an intern so he could better understand what it is like to be a homosexual (like most of his supporters are).

HAHHHHAHAHAHAHA

Liberal "Bruce" writes me to confirm my assumption that all liberals are morans, and are full of hate:

I am full of hate toward your site.

I despise how ignorant you are.

You are a close minded, christian, republican, and labeled a fool in my book.

Every cell in my body wants to tear you apart, for being such a homophobic.

But i wont waste my time, you would probably just have me arrested for stating a different opinion than yours.

So ill just send you this, and hope it hacks into your soul before its too late.

see you in hell.

Of course I can't let this opportunity pass... I have to set him straight!!

Recently we have seen a rash of good honest Republicans, good Christian people, turning their back on all that is good in our world, and embracing the homosexual lifestyle. From Jeff Gannon, the gay prostitute who somehow got a seat in the Whitehouse Press core, to Mark Foley (D-FL) (aka maf54), who became a Democrat at the last moment once he decided to be gay, and now most recently Ted Haggard, President of the National Association of Evangelicals, has been found to have had a 3 year sexual relationship with a gay prostitute (not Gannon), while they did meth together.

This can’t be a coincidence.

I was able to deduce the reason behind the rash of homosexualism among “good” people, and the results will shock you! The answer is nothing less than a full scale attack on America from within our borders.

Yea!!! So suck it you liberal bastards!

Go go Jesus election results!  Boom, Republicans win!

This week, our President had to take time out of his busy schedule defending us from evil-doers, spreading freedom, and making America safer (while cutting taxes), to appear on a TV show in order to stop this nonsense about "Staying the course."

As the President pointed out, the Bush administration and the Republicans have "never been 'stay the course.'"

Got it?? The Democrats liberal media keeps spreading this "Republicans will stay the course" message, and nothing could be further from the truth.

What we have been saying is that we will "Stay A Course." You see the difference? It isn't "Stay The Course", it's "Stay A Course."

Now the course we are staying is constantly changing, as we change our "tactics" and "statageries."

Our first course was to "find the WMDs, and change the middle east into a blooming flower of Democracy".

Then we changed course and headed straight for "Get an Iraqi Government in place and hold some elections."

Then we changed course to "Let's try disbanding the army, and torturing some guys in Abu Ghraib."

After that, we made a swift course change, bearing toward "Let's paint a good picture for the 2004 presidential election"

Since then we have been on the "This isn't a civil war, and we do have a plan, trust us" course.

By constantly changing the course, we are able to confuse the enemy. Not even our own soldiers know what is going on, so you can bet the evil doers are unable to plan against us.

And the world is safer for it!

Business Week is reporting that Google is Built on Stem Cells!!

I knew they were evil, but this is far and beyond how evil I thought they were. 

This is past "voting Democratic" evil, this is past "choosing to be a homosexual" evil, this is past "declaring yourself an atheist" evil, this is "I am the son of Satan and I will now destroy the Earth as the Bible fortold" evil.

As you all know, Google, not to be confused with an equally disgusting website called Booble, is a very large company.  In order to get that many stem cells, it must have forced the death and/or abortions of literally millions of christan babies.

Remember, you should be using Ask.com.  Just go there and ask it, "Must all liberals die?" 

We spend so much time talking about how the far left liberals in hollywood are destroying the country. But we rarely talk about how the music produced wherever crap ass music like Britney Spears, U2, and System of a Down are produced, are destroying America just as much.

But yesterday, we were all reminded about how... lets call it "MusicTown" cause I don't know where they really live... hates America. They came up with an excuse to... get this... give Barack Obama a Grammy!

What is a Grammy?  It's an award for outstanding music, or apparently in this case for being a liberal poon face. 

I didn't know Barak was a musical performer.  So exactly how did he win this award?  The category he won is called ... "Spoken Word".  WTF?!?  Since when did "speaking" become "music" deserving of an award?  That is some serious hippie crap.  Gimme a fricking break.  President Bush has given 6 state of the union speeches and I haven't heard about him winning a single award for that?   The only explaination is that MusicTown is run by the commie liberals.

When are people liberals going to fall out of love with Obama?  Well I'll tell you what.  It's only a matter of time before we are attacked again by terrorists... and therefore it's only a matter of time before we are attacked by a terrorist named "Barak" or "Obama".  That will make his popularity go WAAAAYYY down.

Think about it this way.  If you were the nicest guy on the plant and you were named Muhammed Bin Ladin, I'm going to bet that on 9/12/01 you were going to get your ass kicked by real American patriots just because your last name is "Bin Ladin".

Same goes for you "Barak" "Obama".  We haven't been attacked by a "Barak" terrorist yet, but how long can you avoid it?

In some ways Barak is like a ticking terrorist bomb just waiting to go off and blow up the Democratic party.  A terrorist named "Barak" could kill 2 birds with one stone by attacking the US to promote his crazy religious ideas and at the same time take down the Democratic party. 

The only problem is terrorists LOVE the Democrats.  So they wouldn't want to do that.  If anything, they would probably want to name themselves George W. Bush III and then carry out their attack in the hopes that stupid voters would think that it was actually President Bush, or the former President Bush (41) who executed the attack.

But I am sorry my friend, voters are not THAT dumb. They won't fall for it.

Nice try though!

In summary:

• Barak Obama is a terrorist-like name and so he should be treated as such
• The music industry in MusicTown suck ass and they need to get their phones tapped
• Terrorists love Democrats
• Country music is awesome and not lumped in with other liberal forms of music.

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