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I think I'm gonna be sick.

I want you to think about this....

Think about it hard....

News organizations are reporting that foreigners all over the world are CELEBRATING Obama's victory.

You read that correctly.... they are actually publically celebrating this.

These people aren't Americans.

They are foreigners.

They don't speak English.

They get 2 months vacation time a year.

They get their healthcare paid for.

They speak different languages.

Some speak more than 1 language.

They have dark skin (some of them).

They aren't Christians.

Some are even Muslums!

Some are even ATHEISTS!!!

SOME ARE EVEN SOCIALISTS!!!!!

SOME ARE EVEN HOMOSEXUALS!!!!!!

SOME ARE EVEN FRENCH!!!!!!!!!!

SOME ARE MUSLUM ATHEIST SOCIALIST HOMOSEXUAL FRENCH EXTREMISTS!!!!!!

And they are CELEBRATING this Obama victory.

Take a step back and just THINK about that.

Disgusting... it makes me want to puke!

If I were God I would smite the liberals immediately.  Why doesn't he????

The choice is clear.

You can vote for McCain, and spend eternity in Heaven:

Or you can vote for Obama and spend eternity in Hell:

The choice is yours.

During the Democrat convention, liberal hethens broke into my data center, and STOLE MY SERVER!!

They are going to BURN IN HELL!

I will write more about the story of how these atheists attacked God and McCain by stealing my server right at the wrong time, but guess what homosexual lovers?

I have the power of God behind me!

So is it any surprise that I am back online?!?  NO!!!

You gonna burn in hell!  And when McCain is elected, I will be asking him to come after ALL liberals and show them what it is really like to be tortured.... er, I mean "aggressively interrogated."

A big thanks to my friend "Greeky" for sending me this awesome image:

Greeky is awesome.

As a young adult, this guy actually took out a loan to buy powerful paintball gun.

Now I would have preferred that he bought a REAL gun so that he could shoot any foreign bandits coming through the area, but who could have forseen the future when the same type of evil foreigners would actually be on the verge of taking over the White House?

I was reading my Bibles the other day (I like to read several different versions at any one time and pick the sections from each that I agree with) and I noticed something.  There is no section in the Bible with all caps.  There is no "AND GOD SMITED THE HETHEN LIBERAL ABOMINATION..." passages. 

So, seeing as God has decided that using all caps is clearly not Christian-like, I will be removing any comments that are posted in all CAPS from now on.

That is all.  Praise to Jesus.  Praise to Bush.  Praise to McCain. 

USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

We all know that we live in the greatest country on Earth (I used them term "we" because only Americans should be reading this blog, NO FOREIGNERS ALLOWED, understand?), and we all know that we have the greatest military in the history of the universe thanks to Jesus.

But every now and then it's nice to get a real understanding for just how much we kick ass.  You screw with America, and we will not just retaliate against you; we won't just retaliate against your country; we might even retaliate against some other countries too; hell we will probably destroy your entire civilization!!!  We follow the word of our Lord Jesus Christ!  You think he would take getting slapped in the face and just turn the other cheek?  Hellz no MFers!

So just take a look at the graph below to realize how awesome we are!

Maybe next time some terrorist wants to bomb our cities or try running for President of the United States they will look at this and realize that they better just let Hillary win the nomination unless they want a storm of bombs to come raining down on their native country.

Click the image to enlarge:

 

I don't know what card game this is from, but I need to get it!!

 

Well, color me embarassed. All this time I had been "let's invade Iraq" this, "let's nuke Iran that", "lets turn the middle east into a giant sheet of glass," for 1 reason: I wanted Armegeddon to start ASAP, and for that to happen, we need some crazy foreigners to get into a nuclear war with us.

Now, it looks like I might have been targeting the wrong evil crazy foreigners!

President Musharraf, President and General of Pakistan, has announced that he will step down as General if he wins the upcoming election.

Now, what does this mean for us, you might ask.

Well, let me tell you a little about Pakistan. First, they have tons of nukes. I am not sure how they got their nukes, but I think the Democrats gave them a whole bunch back in the 80s just to piss off Vice President George Bush. Second, they (except for Musharraff) hate America more than even the readers of DailyKos.com! I mean, Bin Laden is running his local Obama 08 campaign out of Pakistan right now, so that gives you an idea of how much these guys hate America.

So why is this a good thing? Simple, as soon as they get a new General, he will probably start giving the nukes to terrorists, who will detonate them. A quick "investigation" will show that the Democrats and Pakistan are to blame. We will then nuke them into a million pieces, but not before they kick off some of their nukes at some of our allies. Our allies will respond, and pretty soon we will all be nuking each other: BINGO: ARMEGEDDON!!!

I can't wait to see the look on the faces of those people who thought Bush was a "failure" when he is able to bring back Jesus!  Single handedly I might add!

So, how do you know when the rapture will happen?

Here is a hint, it will look like this:

Bring on the War, Bring on the Rapture, Bring on Jesus!!

Oh, and vote Republican in 08 or you will be left behind when the rapture comes!

This is soooo true!

Democrats have no backbone.  They are scared little girls, all of them!

Suck it Dems, you are all a bunch of pussies, and we will get funding for this war for another 10 years, because you are all to weak to stand up to us!  HAHAHAHAHA you guys were the ones getting beat up in school by people like me!  So stop your bitching, because you know you are going to just cave (again and again).  HAHHAHAHA

The President doesn't read the news paper, and most times, if you are a smart Republican like George W. Bush and me, you really don't need to.

All you need to know the "whole story" is to read the headline.

For example, I came across this headline this morning:

Bush Is Prepared to Veto Bill to Expand Child Insurance

Do you need to read the article?  No. It is clear what is going on here, and I will explain it.

Bush is getting ready to veto some bill, and if Bush is going to veto it, you know it must be evil.  So first off we know 2 things, 1) the bill is evil, and 2) Bush was chosen by God to be our president.

Now look at the information we have about this bill. We already know that this bill is true evil, and we also know from the headline that it is "Child Insurance."

So we now know what the bill is: This bill will provide "Child Insurance" to all the immoral hethen Democrats out there who want to have sex will hundreds of partners (me or women, Democrats go both ways), without being married to them, and are concerned that they might accidentally cause a pregnancy. This "Child Insurance" would then be used to pay for the abortions.

So now we know 1) the bill is evil, and 2) it is going to pay for millions of abortions, so we can assume that 3) this bill is being pushed by the Democrats, because they are the party that hates God.  So we also know that 4) the Republicans must have all voted against this bill but they were beaten back by the evil majority party because 5) Republicans are the party of Good, Truth and God, while 6) Democrats are the party of Satan and Science, who want to force your children to learn "evolution."

But no fear. God and Bush are teaming up once again to stop this evil act!  We need those babies to be BORN, and we need to get them to enlist for service in Iraq in the coming decades, as well as for our upcoming campaigns against Iran, Syria, and (God willing) France.

So next time you think you need to read the whole article, think again!

Homosexual sex is "illegal sex" both in terms of human laws (the ones that you must follow) and in terms of God's laws (the ones Bush and Cheney follow).

But when was the last time that you heard of someone going after the homosexuals for their constant illegal sex?

Finally, someone is willing to do something about this terrible threat to my marriage and our planet as a whole. Meet Fort Lauderdale mayor Jim Naugle, who is pushing the idea of buying $250,000 robot toilets to help stop the "illegal sex."

Now, some might call this idea overly costly, others might call it bat-sh*t insane, but there is one thing that is clear, the robots are here to stay, and they are going to watch you take a dump to make sure you are not engaging in any illegal sex!

The Mayor explains:

We're trying to provide a family environment where people can take their children who need to use the bathroom," he said, "without having to worry about a couple of men in there engaged in a sex act."

Homosexuals... They're engaging in sex, anonymous sex, illegal sex.

The homosexual newspaper said it's the 'gay parking lot.' That's not me saying that, that's what they said. I don't use the word 'gay.' I use the word 'homosexual.' Most of them aren't gay. They're unhappy.

Well said sir. Well said indeed.

I quickly found that there was more about this Mayor that I really liked:

When the Christian outreach event Beachfest came to town in 2003, he said anyone who had a problem with the city's official embrace of the religious festival "can move to Iraq."

Earlier this year, he refused to sign a mayor's pact to reduce greenhouse gases. Naugle said global warming is not caused by humans and that the pact contained "hate-America stuff that the environmental wackos want in."

Maybe I should move in to Fort Lauderdale!!

Or better yet, maybe I should help this man run for President!! He sounds like just the caliber of leader that we could use running our country!

Boom... oh snap! That's right!

Now go away his twin brother might show up for a double wammy!

One of the "rock and roll" bands that some of the bastard children in my neighborhood listen too is a group called "3-11".

This "band," which includes a Mexican (probably to show their support for illegal aliens) performs, from what I can tell, a mixture of the evilness of "rock and roll" with the disgusting tone of "gansta rap."

From what I have been able to find out, the name "311" was selected by the band for 1 of 2 reasons:

1. 311 stand for KKK, as K is the 11th letter in the alphabet. So 3 11s are 3 Ks = KKK.
   
2. The band named themselves in tribute to the successful Al Qaeda bombings in Madrid on 3/11. I think this is more likely given what I now know about the lead singer "Nick Hexum."

Some research into Mr. "Hexum" discovered that he has formed an organization called "Liberal Hexum." I knew it...

Apparently he isn't even ashamed to be a liberal!  Their website makes me want to puke:

A disturbing trend in society today is the use of the word "liberal" as a derogatory label. I believe this is due to widespread misunderstanding of the true definition of the word.

According to Webster’s dictionary a liberal is “one who is open-minded or not strict in the observance of orthodox, traditional, or established forms or ways.” To describe someone as liberal is to say that they are a person “having social views favoring reform and progress, tolerant of change; not bound by authoritarianism, orthodoxy, or tradition.”

Notice that they forgot to mention that liberals hate America, want to destroy our economy, want to give all my money to the poor, want to let mexicans into our country, want to take away our guns, and want to elect a person trained in terrorist training camps run our country.

So what is "Liberal Hexum" going to do; encourage more people to lead a homosexual lifestyle?

Liberal Hexum is a non-profit organization dedicated to supporting various environmental and social causes.

Our first goal is to fund research efforts and raise awareness of the effects of global warming.

Not this global warming crap again... When will these idiots figure this out?

Let me spell it out for you AGAIN!

1) Bush talks with God (God got him elected)

2) God konws everything (He is God)

3) If there was a problem with global warming, God would tell GWB what to do.

So OBVIOUSLY there isn't a problem because God hasn't said anything yet about it!  Duh!

Just remember this, if you are thinking about buying a 311 CD, you are either supporting the KKK, or the Al Qaeda bombings, so be careful!

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If you don't do it, the terrorists win.

 

You SUCK!!

Unless you are a Republican, Christian, and believe in the Bible and the saving power of Jesus!  If so, then sorry for saying you suck... but if not, then yea, you do suck.

God is "da bomb" and sometimes he tells George Bush to drop "da bombs" on people who God doesn't really like "Muslums".

If you don't like that, then don't bitch to me, or to anyone else including Bush.  You need to take it up with God.  God is the one making the calls on this planet, so if you don't like how things are going, there is just 1 man to blame: Jesus.

So, if you hate Freedom, love homosexualism, and think that the world is older than 6000 years, you are not allowed on my site!

This site is for Republicans only, we have a strict "no liberals" policy.

 

Liberals are stupid and enjoy homosexual sex!

That is one of the many conclusions you can draw from this study I found on the impact of IQ.

The study measured peoples IQ and found that if you are dumb, you are more likely to:

a) hate God

b) get divorced

c) engage in homosexual sex

d) believe the lies of evolution.

Liberals? They dumb!

Click below or click on the image to view the full chart.

Well I guess we are screwed. The Colts kicked the Bears ass, and as we point out earlier, this is a clear indication that Satan is gaining full control over the world.

The Rapture must be right around the corner.

I am really excited about the Rapture, but really disappointed that the evil-doers have seemingly won.

We used to be a country of Puritans, worshiping God, burning witches, and killing hethen Indians.

No, we have devolved into a demon worshiping country of Democrats, liberals, and homosexuals.

When you go an elect Democrats, no wonder Satan's power grows!

The election is coming up and we need to focus on the issues most important to Americans:

• Gay Marriage
• Flag Burning
• Privatizing Social Security

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We spend so much time talking about how the far left liberals in hollywood are destroying the country. But we rarely talk about how the music produced wherever crap ass music like Britney Spears, U2, and System of a Down are produced, are destroying America just as much.

But yesterday, we were all reminded about how... lets call it "MusicTown" cause I don't know where they really live... hates America. They came up with an excuse to... get this... give Barack Obama a Grammy!

What is a Grammy?  It's an award for outstanding music, or apparently in this case for being a liberal poon face. 

I didn't know Barak was a musical performer.  So exactly how did he win this award?  The category he won is called ... "Spoken Word".  WTF?!?  Since when did "speaking" become "music" deserving of an award?  That is some serious hippie crap.  Gimme a fricking break.  President Bush has given 6 state of the union speeches and I haven't heard about him winning a single award for that?   The only explaination is that MusicTown is run by the commie liberals.

When are people liberals going to fall out of love with Obama?  Well I'll tell you what.  It's only a matter of time before we are attacked again by terrorists... and therefore it's only a matter of time before we are attacked by a terrorist named "Barak" or "Obama".  That will make his popularity go WAAAAYYY down.

Think about it this way.  If you were the nicest guy on the plant and you were named Muhammed Bin Ladin, I'm going to bet that on 9/12/01 you were going to get your ass kicked by real American patriots just because your last name is "Bin Ladin".

Same goes for you "Barak" "Obama".  We haven't been attacked by a "Barak" terrorist yet, but how long can you avoid it?

In some ways Barak is like a ticking terrorist bomb just waiting to go off and blow up the Democratic party.  A terrorist named "Barak" could kill 2 birds with one stone by attacking the US to promote his crazy religious ideas and at the same time take down the Democratic party. 

The only problem is terrorists LOVE the Democrats.  So they wouldn't want to do that.  If anything, they would probably want to name themselves George W. Bush III and then carry out their attack in the hopes that stupid voters would think that it was actually President Bush, or the former President Bush (41) who executed the attack.

But I am sorry my friend, voters are not THAT dumb. They won't fall for it.

Nice try though!

In summary:

• Barak Obama is a terrorist-like name and so he should be treated as such
• The music industry in MusicTown suck ass and they need to get their phones tapped
• Terrorists love Democrats
• Country music is awesome and not lumped in with other liberal forms of music.

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Remember, the 2006 elections are right around the corner. If we want to get all the Dumb-o-crats out of the Senate we need to start now!

Yesterday, Al-Qaeda operatives, working on behalf of the Democratic National Party made an attempt to HACK this website!

The IT guy at my Church (that's right, how many of you can get tech support that is endorced by God?) told me that the attacks were called "Cross-dressing Scripting" or something like that.

Basically, it is hacking the method of choice for cross dressers and other people that enjoy perverse demonic sexual rituals. I bet the people that did it look something like this guy on the left! HAHA.

The end effect was that GAY PORN WAS ALL OVER THE COMMENTS SECTION!!

Why gay porn? Isn't it obvious? Thats the calling card of the liberals! Just look at that gov. in New Jersey... turned out to be totally gay, and I bet he loved porn too.

Even worse, is that when I saw that picture of a young boy sucking on the member of another young boy, it became clear in my mind that this action was happening out of wedlock, as gay marriage is illegal and I didn't see any rings on their fingers. So it was TWICE as offensive!

Too all the young kids who were looking for infomation on our leader GWB or Jesus, I'm sorry you had to view that act of sodomy!

I was able to track the attacks against this site to an individual who left a hidden comment confessing that he is a member of Al-Qaeda, and was paid by Democrats to hack this site! See the quote below:

HAHA Democrats paid me to hax0r your website and 1t was S000 EZ!!

Loing Live Al Qaeda!

Case closed.

Al-Qaeda and the Democrats are practically the same organization these days anyway. They are both trying to destroy the fabric of our society! The don't want the truth to get out and we are spreading the truth with this site!