My Wifes Car#

Do you guys like my wifes car?

I thought I would put a picture of it up so you can see how you should be supporting McCain if you want to go to heaven. 

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Monday, November 03, 2008 #    Comments [20]  | 

 

Jews Get It Done#

Granted, all Jews are going to Hell.  And I can't say that I am convinced that the Holocaust really did happen.  I mean, I am not sure that it didn't happen, but I think I am leaning that way. 

The only reason the holocaust does seem to make sense is that it seems God would want to kill the Jews for killing Jesus you know?  If you don't agree with me you need to go watch The Passion of the Christ!  Then you will really understand what Jesus and Mel Gibson thought of Jewish people.  Jesus really hated the Jews more than anything.  I mean, he knew they were going to kill him!  Anyway....

The reason for this post isn't to point out the fallacy of the holocaust stories or the fact that all Jews are destined for Hell, but rather to give the Jews some props (aside from the fact that they are basically Devil worshippers who's clame to fame is killing the only son of God... nice job assholes!).

Check out how Jews deal with poor people:

She is all like "My family has lived on this land for decades", and they are all like "Eminent Domain biatch!"

How sweet is that?

Why don't we have this many riot police with helmets and clubs out pushing the poor people and mexicans off our property??  It makes perfect sense! 

I am pretty hopeful that McCain will implement some stuff like this.  He is so old, you know he will want to get everyone off his lawn!

 

Sunday, April 06, 2008 #    Comments [27]  | 

 

Why Worship God and Not Satan?#

Some people, like the Democrats, seem to not care about God!  I must guess that instead of worshiping God and Jesus, they worship Satan.

Well I think all you Satan worshipers out there, including Muslums, Jews, Atheists, Democrats, and Homosexuals, need to take a look at the chart below and decide, who should you be worshiping?  God is clearly more powerful than Satan, and if you don't want another Katrina on your hands, you better start worshiping hard.

God can kill you.. DEAD!  So you better wise up and start praying to Him NOW!

 

Sunday, April 08, 2007 #    Comments [10]  | 

 

What is Live.com saying?#
I tried asking Microsoft's new search engine, Live.com, "Why WWII Happened?" and the results were very clear: A picture of Al Franken.

Why did WWII happen?  Was it because of Al Franken, Liberals, or Jews?  I don't know which Live.com is trying to tell me!


So what is Live.com try to tell us?  I have come up with the following possible answers.
 
1) Al Franken caused WWII.  I don't know how old he was at the time, but he has always been someone who has been destroying America.  Maybe back then he wanted to destroy the world?  I dunno.
 
2) Liberals caused WWII.  Maybe Al was too young to have caused WWII, but Liberals would be a good answer to this question.  Pretty much everyone on the Axis side of WWII was a liberal.  Hitler, Mussolini, Emperor Hirohito and Stalin were all avid Liberals.  Thank God we had a Republican in the White House to save the world with his steadfastness.
 
3) Jews caused WWII.  I dunno live.com, that is kinda harsh don't you think?  I mean, maybe it is technically true.  Hitler did hate the Jews a lot.  Could this be the right answer?  I dunno, it's a bit too extreme, even for me!
 
Well I am going to go with option 2.  I guess Liberals are pretty much to blame for everything! 
 
If only Satan could be killed, then there would be no one to support the liberals on Earth, and God could just wipe them out.  Oh well, maybe on day.  The Rapture should be coming soon right?  I can't wait!
 
 
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Thursday, January 25, 2007 #    Comments [14]  | 

 

Can we survive a Hillary Presidency?#

Can this country survive a Hildabeast Presidency?

I don't think so!  

Jewish girls are crazy!!  Can you picture someone like this running our country?


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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

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