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Sweet!

I wonder if the artist would do this design in stained glass for my church?

 

UPDATE: I just came across this.  Take THAT Al Gore!!  Time for a PMITAP!

I heard someone last night say that maybe Jesus was gay.

He never married.

He was always hanging out with 12 men.

He ended every prayer with A-Men.

Well of course that person is going to burn in enternal hell fire, but what about his time on earth?  I think Jesus might have some CIA torture sessions in his future.

See this youtube video for proof of what happens when you suggest that Jesus was a homosexual:

 

The liberal media is at it again, lying about everything.

World's Oldest Bible Goes Online is the story of a 4th centry Bible, the oldest on Earth, going online for scholars and Republicans to study.

However, they claim that this version of the Bible doesn't have Jesus being raised from the dead!  Instead Jesus' body is simply missing from the tomb!

So if Jesus didn't raise himself from the dead, then what happened to his body hmmmmm?

I tell ya, these liberal media outlets are just stupid.

The Bible is the word of God.  It is true and timeless.  Everone knows Jesus was raised from the dead, and everyone knows that the Bible is the original word of God, and everyone knows that in the original Bible Jesus was raised from the dead, so why are we even disucssing this? 

I attended a new church this week and I have to say I loved it.

Not that I will ever give up MY church, but it was really neat to be in another house of God, free of any Democrats.

I took this picture of the beautiful stained glass picture they have.  What a wonderful piece of art to describe the true work that priests do.

Amen.

Notice that every type of person who is going to Hell is also the type that vote for Democrats ALL THE TIME?!?!

 

Thieves, pagans, homosexuals, masturbators, atheists, porn-lovers..... all Democratic strong holds!!

Lately I have been wondering, "Am I the only one who thinks John McCain and Jesus have a TON in common?" I am glad to see that many others agree with me that McCain and Jesus are nearly 1 in the same.

Georgia Republican Party chairwoman Sue Everhart said Saturday that the party's presumed presidential nominee has a lot in common with Jesus Christ.

"John McCain is kind of like Jesus Christ on the cross," Everhart said as she began the second day of the state GOP convention. "He never denounced God, either."

Everhart was praising McCain for never denouncing the United States while he was being tortured as a prisoner of war in Vietnam.

So just in case you missed the point of her comments:

McCain = Jesus

USA = God

I LOVE those metaphors!!  USA!! USA!!! USA!!!

A while ago I posted about this very subject.  Physicists (which are like scientists, except they believe in the Bible) believed that they could prove God exists with some new machine somewhere or whatever.

Well, guess what atheists??  They are very close now!!!

Physicist expects 'God particle' will be found soon

HAHAHHAAA STFU liberals and atheists!!  Now what do you all you scientists have to say huh???  Where is your Darwin now??  Or would you prefer Richard Dawkins??

Doesn't matter, you will all go to hell!! HAHA LOL.  Sux 2 b u!  :)

What I am wondering is this, how many of you atheists are going to come crying to me for forgiveness?  Asking me to pray to God on your behalf, begging for his mercy??  I got sour news for you Jack.  I might pretend to help you, but when I say my prayer I will be telling God what I really think of you people. 

Smite them Lord.  Now they know the truth, let them suffer for their evil ways!  Rain down hot acid upon them and their family!!  Strike their friends and loved ones with terrible disease!!! OH YES IT WILL BE GREAT!

You see atheists, you picked the way of the wicked, the way of evil, the way of satan, instead of siding with the ever lasting love, joy and compassion of God.  Now BURN IN HELL FOR EVER!!!

UPDATE:

The physics evidence for God just keeps piling up!  Based on this, it seems they have used physics to prove the Bible is RIGHT!!  Suck it scientists!!  You guys suck.  There's a new sherrif in town, and their name is "physicists" and they aren't constrainted by your evil science ways!

 

Someone sent me this picture in my email with no message.  I don't get it.

Where is the Blasphemy?

It looks like those men are praying to Jesus no?

What is it then?  Are these men well known in the homosexual community or something??  I don't get it.

All you other countries better watch your step in 2008.

As the late/great Jerry Falwell said "Blow them away in the name of the Lord!.... Praise Jesus!"

 

It's nice to see that there will be guys like this to pick up where we leave off in the fight for what is right.

Could this the next Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney or even George W Bush?

 

These guys tried to make a video that showed Jesus as a homosexual, and God decided to kill the actor by hitting him with a bus as punishment. Don't you DARE call Jesus a homosexual, unless you want God to kill you.

Just in case there was any doubt in the mind of a suspected terrorist, we will torture you. There is no doubt about it; no need to be coy. Jesus is not happy that you are a terrorist, or that you might be a terrorist, or even that you have possibly been accused of maybe knowning someone who could be a terrorist, or even if you are just a Muslum.

There is no excuse. You could have proven you were not a terrorist before you were snatched by the CIA, so why didn't you do any of them?

Did you change your name, from something terrorist sounding like "Bairak Osama" to something "US friendly" like "George Washington."

Did you donate to the Republican National Committee or GOP.com (God's Own Party)? $2000 would go a long way to show you are Pro-America and Pro-Bush.

Did you give up Muslumism and join a Christian Church? Why not? You want to go to hell??!?

So, if you don't do these things, what can you expect?

The documents show that detainees were hooded, gagged, strangled, beaten with blunt objects, subjected to sleep deprivation and to hot and cold environmental conditions.

"There is no question that U.S. interrogations have resulted in deaths," said Anthony D. Romero, Executive Director of the ACLU.

The autopsy reports list deaths by "strangulation," "asphyxiation" and "blunt force injuries."

So remember, if you think that someone might consider you to be a terrorist suspect, and you don't want to be tortured to death, you might want to take some steps now to avoid the pain!!

Praise the lord!

 

When you watch this video, you will soon realize a few things:

1) Our God Is An Awesome God

2) Jesus is real

What do you Satan Worshipers.... errrr..... I mean "Atheists" have to say about this?

You think Clouds just randomly form into the shape of Jesus, JUST as Google is taking a picture of them???

I challenge any "scientist" out there to figure out the odds, and then tell me that you don't believe in Jesus!

Some pusillanimouses over in Indianapolis are mad that some good hard working, honest Christian Republicans would deface a billboard that claims to suggest that Jesus "affirmed a gay couple" (see the picture below).

The only thing Jesus would do if he say a gay couple is kick them in the balls!

Jesus was very clear on this issue:

1) Homosexuals are evil

2) Homosexuality is a lifestyle choice

3) People who choose to live as homosexuals hate God and embrace Satan

4) Democrats embrace the homosexual agenda and are anti-family

So WWJD?  He would kick them in the balls, just before he cast them down into HELL!!!

So I would like to thank whoever went up on that ladder to vandalize this message, and mark it as it really is: A LIE! 

If you want to hear THE TRUTH and not a bunch of lies, you need to read this site, and watch FoxNews.  Don't listen to the liberal media!

 

OMG This Is The Bomb!!!

Kids today are so lucky!

 

Jesus has never been so awesome, except for a few times when he did miracles.  But other than that this is the greatest thing ever!!!

I have been wanting some Jesus and God action figures since I was 4, and now FINALLY thanks to WeAreFisherman.com my dream of owning a Troy Aikman Jesus, or a Biker Jesus has finally been answered!

The “I Am Freedom” figure showcases a jean-clad Jesus aboard a Chopper, complete with long raked handlebars, his long robe flying out from behind him. The “I Am Victory” model has Jesus mid-bicycle kick in a soccer uniform, his cleats pointing skyward. In a more thoughtful vein, “I Am Peace” shows Jesus in camouflage military fatigues, holding a dove in his outstretched hand, while “I Am Hope” simply portrays Jesus in shabby clothing, holding a sign with the all-too omnipresent, “Will Work 4 Food.”

...Rounding out the set are “I Am Strength,” with Jesus aboard a bucking bull, cowboy hat in hand; “I Am Faith,” featuring Jesus scrambling with a football; “I Am Spirit” has Him shooting a curl while surfing; “I Am Youth” has a skateboarding Jesus riding a rail; and lastly “I Am Life” shows a rock-climbing Jesus hanging from a cliff.

Thank God!

There is no excuse for NOT buying all of these and forcing your children, or children on your block, to play with them.

 

They thought they were being clever.

They thought that everyone would be expecting a car bomb.

They thought they had a fool proof plan.

Too bad Jesus saw what they were doing and brought a smack down on them.

3 Militant Muslums were riding their bicycles while carrying a large bomb, which they probably planned on using against US troops.

American forces have been quick to stop car bombs, but would they expect a bicycle bomb?

But even if the Americans didn't see it coming, their biggest ally did.  I'm not talking about Britian!! (See this article on that subject: Blimey, The English Are Bastards!)

I'm talking about Jesus!!

Jesus saw these guys (of course, he sees everything) and he triggered their bomb to go off, killing all of them!!!

POWNED!!!

Oh Jesus... you are just unbelievable!!!  :)

Maybe once the terrorists realize that they are on the wrong side of religion they will wise up, and realize that they can't win against God, and just quit being evil and convert to Christianity.

 

When Ramadan (it's like the Muslum Christmas) comes around, does Barack get his daughter presidents like these?

I heard someone say that he got them "Fulla" dolls (pictured on left).

In the last year or so, Barbie dolls have all but disappeared from the shelves of many toy stores in the Middle East. In their place, there is Fulla, a dark-eyed doll with, as her creator puts it, "Muslim values."

If this is true, then I think it is really terrible!!

Why would a person who wants to be President of the United States be teaching his children that they should blow themselves up killing as many Americans as possible if they really want to get into heaven! 

That just isnt' the way a Christian would act, and here in America we are a Christian Nation!

Thanks to my tech friends at The Heritage Foundation, we have powned another liberal website.

http://richarddawkins.net/ has basically been down all day!!! OH YEA, big up to Jesus!

Maybe THAT will teach you to be an atheist!!!

 

If this is true, it could mean that Jesus has come back.

I wrote earlier about how the original Jesus was white, but this new Jesus specifically calls himself "Black Jesus," which again makes me believe that the original Jesus was white, otherwise why would he be known NOW as "Black Jesus"? If he were black all along, then there would be no need to change the name.

Some of the details are a little strange through.

More after the jump.

This is a diagram of Jesus social network, kinda like a MySpace for biblical times.

(Click on the image above for a bigger diagram. )

What do you Atheists have to say now???

Even a 5 year old can see that Jesus is right in the middle of this network, and he is MUCH bigger than any human could ever be.  Only God can be that big! 

This is more bad news...

Looks like Muslums are getting ready for the upcoming final showdown between Good (God, Jesus, Christians) and Evil.

But first, it looks like they are increasing their numbers in drastic fashion!

Take France and its neighbors and rank them in order of healthiest fertility rates (2005 official Eurostat figures):

1) France
2) Netherlands
3) Belgium
4) Switzerland
5) Austria
6) Germany
7) Italy
8) Spain

Now rank them in order of highest proportion of Muslims (no central source, but compiled from national data, European Muslim groups, UN and State Dept figures):

1) France
2) Netherlands
3) Belgium
4) Switzerland
5) Austria
6) Germany
7) Italy
8) Spain

OMFG!!!

They are building an Army the old fashioned way!

Christians need to counter this!  Don't you Christians know that it is againt God to use birth control?  Now get out there and start having Christian babies!!

 

This could be the beginning of the End Days!!

"We are beginning to move aggressively to try and identify and root out the networks that are involved in helping to bring Iranian-supplied [bombs] into Iraq," Gates said. If you can't solve Iraq, enlarge it. While you were sleeping, the war with Iran might have begun.

I am so excited!

Take me Jesus, I am ready for you to come back to Earth!!

I had always figured that Conan Obrien was Christian Republican.

Why?

Well he is as white as they come, and he is obviously rich!

Do you you know any rich white people who are Democrats?  (You can't count Clinton and Kerry)  See what I mean? 

So that is why I was shocked, SHOCKED to see Conan mocking us Christians on his show.

He had some guy one called the "the homophobic country-western singer" (isn't that a redundant name?) to sing a song about Jesus.

I sat down and got ready for a great song about my buddy J.C, but then things went all wrong!

Oh I love you Jesus
But only as a friend.
You touched my heart but I hope
That's where the touchin' ends.
You're always lookin' over me
When I need a higher power.
But you better look at somethin' else
When I'm in the shower

 

WHAT?????

I am OUTRAGED!!!

Jesus Christ is not a homosexual you hear me Conan? He is NOT gay! Ok?

I can't believe that you would insinuate that Jesus uses his power to watch men take showers! What's next, Jesus giving this guy a reach around?

I call for a Boycott of Conan's show!!

This is really exciting news!!

US forces have stormed a building in the northern Iraqi town of Irbil and seized six people said to be Iranians, prompting a diplomatic incident. Iranian and Iraqi officials said the building was an Iranian consulate and the detainees its employees.

You can read the full article here.

Jesus is almost here!

Take a good look at how liberals treat a man of God, Pastor Fred Phelps, out preaching the word of the Bible!!

We covered Pastor Fred earlier in our article: John Stewart's Fag Enablement Heralds Coming Apocalypse.

This guy is an honest Christian, who does nothing but follow the Bible! And how is he rewarded for his pious behavior by the liberals?

They scream at him! They force his group to get a police escort! They break the windows of the van as they leave!

This is just more proof. Liberals, and Athiests have no morals at all!!!

I have not been happy with the Polish lately.  They did do us a favor by sending a dozen troops to Iraq so that Bush could nail Kerry in the debate ("You forgot Poland"), but they have also done a lot of things to tick me off, like making the battleship that sinks when you put it in water, or the helicopter with an ejection seat.  These were not helpful to us.

But, now Poland is really making up for lost time (and lack of brain power).

Poland is on the verge of declaring Jesus Christ as their King.

I think this is a great idea. Jesus has lots of experience in being a King, as he is the King of the universe (he is God), so I am sure that he would be a great King of Poland.

But, here is the problem. With Jesus leading Poland, he will probably not have as much time to give Bush guidance.   Without the constant advice of Jesus, George W. Bush could (theoretically) make a mistake.  After all, he has gone 6 years without a mistake so far, no doubt thanks to the help of Jesus.

This could eventually lead to a clash between America (the current world power and favorite country of God) and Poland (the upcoming world power who has Jesus as their king).

So, I would assume that at some point we would have to nuke them to put them back in their place.  But, would Jesus be mad at us for nuking him, or would he understand and forgive us?  An even more interesting question, would Jesus give Bush the advice to nuke Poland while he is currently the sitting King of Poland, sacrificing himself and the country where he is the current sitting King so that the US can continue to dominate the world the way Jesus really wants it?   Interesting question eh? 

Yea!!! So suck it you liberal bastards!

Go go Jesus election results!  Boom, Republicans win!