In this LiberalsMustDie.com exclusive, we were able to speak to Democratic congressman Mark Foley, who was recently accused of sending "naughty emails".
The congressman was open and frank about his situation. Clearly he did not engage in any appropriate behavior, but he apparently switched parties to hedge his bets against the Democrats who framed him.
LiberalAssKicker: Yo MoFo, whats up?
Maf54: nm u?
LiberalAssKicker: What do you mean nm? Everyone is talking about the claims against you!
Maf54: Oh yea that.
LiberalAssKicker: You still there?
Maf54: Oh yea sorry.
Maf54: Had to run 2 the bathroom. I got the squirts.
LiberalAssKicker: Gross.
More after the jump!