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I don't know why this women, who is clearly a Republican, is saying that she wants Hillary to win, but her comments about the A-Rabs and Blacks are right on the money!

I keep seeing these stupid graphics all over the internet.

 

What is the point of these?  They are supposed to make you think that the Iraq war isn't worth the money we are paying for it.  But let me tell you, it is WELLLL worth it!  Every dollar!

Think about it...  what IF we sent every kid to a headstart program.  Well, you would have kids growing up in better situations, expecting to have better lives etc.  Who's going to want to live in the ghetto then?  They aren't!  All of a sudden they are going to be like "I am too good for the ghetto" and then they are going to want to move into MY neighborhood!!  Then we are going to get in a legal fight because the board of my gated community is going to be like:

"It's not that we won't allow blacks to live here, it's just that, we aren't interested in you personally living here, and because you are black too that doesn't help things in terms of home values and stuff, you know what I am saying right I mean common brotha you can "dig it" right, it's like think of it this, way one day my kids start hanging out what black kids, the next day its gansta rap, and pretty soon they are getting capped in a drive by!"

So they would call that "discrimination" of course playing the race card, and then we would have a legal problem, and Jessie Jackson would be out in front of my house etc etc etc.

Or take this example:

Oh great that is just what we need, more kids going to college, give me a break.

So what happens when we send more kids to college?  Well first thing is that I am going to have a harder time finding people who are willing to work 60 hours a week for 5.15/hour.  They are going to be like "Thank you for the offer sir, but I have a degree from Purdue University where I majored in industrial engineering and I believe I should receive additional remuneration" and I would be like "God damn you Demon-crats, WTF I need some poor people to do some cheap work, so take this 5.15 and start delivering these pizzas you hippie!".

Not only that, but what happens when all these "college educated people" start trying to take MY job. 

I spent a LOT of money going to private universities, and now some POOR kid gets to come in and have an equal chance for a job like mine just because he "worked hard"!?!?! WTF!!

Finally, think about this.

Barack Obama was once just a stupid black kid with dreams of blowing up American cities in glorious jihad.  We could have dealt with him.  But now, with a college education, he is in a position to possibly take over the world and proclaim America a "Mulsum nation, under Allah, divisible by forces of satan, with no liberity, or justice, for any Christians"!!  All because we let him go to college!

Trust me every dollar spent in Iraq is WORTH it.

Plus, my oil futures are through the ROOF!!! HAHAHAHA OH YES!

If only the Democrats in Congress would have let Bush use diplomacy in Iraq.... but noooooo they had to force a vote to authorize action before Bush wanted them too.

Karl Rove: The administration was opposed to voting on it in the fall of 2002.

Charlie Rose: Because?

Rove: Because we didn’t think it belonged in the confines of the election. We thought it made it too political. We wanted it outside the confines of the election. It seemed it make things move too fast. There were things that needed to be done to bring along allies and potential allies abroad and yet-- ...

Rose: Your argument is you would have had maybe more inspections. You would have been able to build a broader coalition. You could have done a whole lot other things if you didn’t have to have a vote, right?

Rove: Right, right, exactly

 

Now some "liberals" are going to say that this is "not true" or "just another lie from someone who has a long record of lying" or "totally stupid lie" or whatever.

They even might bring up these quotes:

 

September 19, 2002
President Bush to Send Iraq Resolution to Congress Today

THE PRESIDENT: I am sending suggested language for a resolution. I want -- I've asked for Congress' support to enable the administration to keep the peace. And we look forward to a good, constructive debate in Congress. I appreciate the fact that the leadership recognizes we've got to move before the elections. 

or

September 24, 2002
President Urges Congress to Pass Iraq Resolution Promptly

THE PRESIDENT: Thanks for coming. We just had a very productive Cabinet meeting. We realize there's little time left in---before the Senate and the House goes home, but we're optimistic a lot can get done before now and then. Congress must act now to pass a resolution which will hold Saddam Hussein to account for a decade of defiance.

 

But remember, these are just lies made up by the Demon-crats!

We are the ones who tell you what is true and what isn't! Just like God and the Bible right? You wouldn't go ask Satan what is true would you?? Would you believe Satan over God????

Exactly.

So why would you believe the Demon-crats (or the liberal media) over us??

Well, color me embarassed. All this time I had been "let's invade Iraq" this, "let's nuke Iran that", "lets turn the middle east into a giant sheet of glass," for 1 reason: I wanted Armegeddon to start ASAP, and for that to happen, we need some crazy foreigners to get into a nuclear war with us.

Now, it looks like I might have been targeting the wrong evil crazy foreigners!

President Musharraf, President and General of Pakistan, has announced that he will step down as General if he wins the upcoming election.

Now, what does this mean for us, you might ask.

Well, let me tell you a little about Pakistan. First, they have tons of nukes. I am not sure how they got their nukes, but I think the Democrats gave them a whole bunch back in the 80s just to piss off Vice President George Bush. Second, they (except for Musharraff) hate America more than even the readers of DailyKos.com! I mean, Bin Laden is running his local Obama 08 campaign out of Pakistan right now, so that gives you an idea of how much these guys hate America.

So why is this a good thing? Simple, as soon as they get a new General, he will probably start giving the nukes to terrorists, who will detonate them. A quick "investigation" will show that the Democrats and Pakistan are to blame. We will then nuke them into a million pieces, but not before they kick off some of their nukes at some of our allies. Our allies will respond, and pretty soon we will all be nuking each other: BINGO: ARMEGEDDON!!!

I can't wait to see the look on the faces of those people who thought Bush was a "failure" when he is able to bring back Jesus!  Single handedly I might add!

So, how do you know when the rapture will happen?

Here is a hint, it will look like this:

Bring on the War, Bring on the Rapture, Bring on Jesus!!

Oh, and vote Republican in 08 or you will be left behind when the rapture comes!

I should have expected this.

In the past, I had figured most lawyers were Republicans. After all, they are rich, and mostly hated by the general population.

So when lawyers started backing psychic reader turned presidential candidate John Edwards in 2004, I should have seen it as a sign: Lawyers were ready to turn on America and support pure evil.

Now the proof that I was right:


Breaking into people homes, wire tapping an entire country, torturing confessions out of suspected individuals, and indefinantly imprisoning someone without charging them with a crime or notifying their family... and these lawyers think Bush's policies make us LESS safe??? WTF!

Can someone explain to me how rounding up a few dozen Iraqis at random and torturing them makes us LESS safe??

I don't buy it, and neither does the President.

Ok, this guy is clearly committing treason.

Treason is clearly a capital offense.

So my question is, when is this guy going to get executed?  He is hurting the moral of our troops, which is aiding the enemy!  How can Bush keep the moral of the troops so high with people like this helping Bin Laden?!

This map really says all you need to know about other countries.

i.e. Who cares about Australia?  All you need to know is that is where Kangaroos (and a movie studio) are.

Click the image for the full size version.

Thousands of people took to the street in what I believe was a show of support for President Bush and our efforst in Iraq.

In order to remind stupid democrats how well the war actually went, they brought along a copy of the "Mission Accomplished" banner, but this one had 1 extra character at the end:

"Mission Accomplished?"

I think the question mark is supposed to be a shot at the dumb demon-crats who don't seem to get that Iraq is doing just fine, and we DID accomplish our mission there, 100%: We were able to stop Saddam Hussein from attacking us with his stockpile of WMD and from building his Nuclear Bombs, which, I have heard from an inside source, were really just days away from being finished.

Of course you will never hear about this in the liberals media! 

4 years ago today we won the battle of Iraq, with totally kick ass "Shock and Awe" tactics!

First they in shock at our power, seeing as we had God on our side during the battle.

Then they were in awe of how great we were, and thanked us over and over for liberating them from Saddam Hussein.

Now, even though we won the war 4 years ago, Democrats still want to talk about "The Iraq War" as if it is still going on.

Why can't they get it through their think skulls, we WON the Iraq war 4 years ago, creating a jeffersonian democracy in the heart of the middle east, which helped bring about great "pro-west" democratic change in neighboring regions like Iran, Syria, and Afganistan!

It worked exactly the way Bill Kristol, editor of the weekley standard and former Cheif of Staff for the great Dan Quale said it would:

There's been a certain amount of pop sociology in America ... that the Shia can't get along with the Sunni and the Shia in Iraq just want to establish some kind of Islamic fundamentalist regime. There's almost no evidence of that at all. Iraq's always been very secular!

I think we can safely say that history will show that he was RIGHT and the Dumb-ass-crats were WRONG.

Democrats... stop bitching about Iraq.  It's over (and we won)! 

We have all moved on, except for the soldiers there who are just "helping to rebuild", and you should too! 

As a protest against the evil Democrats, I will be drinking nothing but "Surge" until the war in Iraq is over and the United States Of American is declared the victors!

   

GWB does the Surge!  I do the Surge!  Will you stand with us and "do the surge"?! 

If not, then you need to ask yourself, WWJD: What Would Jesus Drink?  "THE SURGE"!

 

 

If you consider yourself a "good person" (i.e. a Christian Republican) then you HAVE to go buy at least 1 Ford to show your appreciation for Ford CEO Alan Mulally saving the life or President Bush and co-President Dick Cheney!

Credit Ford Motor Co. CEO Alan Mulally with saving the leader of the free world from self-immolation. Mulally told journalists at the New York auto show that he intervened to prevent President Bush from plugging an electrical cord into the hydrogen tank of Ford's hydrogen-electric plug-in hybrid at the White House last week.

Ford wanted to give the Commander-in-Chief an actual demonstration of the innovative vehicle, so the automaker arranged for an electrical outlet to be installed on the South Lawn and ran a charging cord to the hybrid. However, as Mulally followed Bush out to the car, he noticed someone had left the cord lying at the rear of the vehicle, near the fuel tank. "I just thought, 'Oh my goodness!' So, I started walking faster, and the President walked faster and he got to the cord before I did. I violated all the protocols. I touched the President!

But he didn't touch him in a "bad way" like that one guy from NSync. He grabbed the President and stopped him from blowing up the entire place!!

I think we need to find a way to get this guy Mulally involved in fixing Iraq. This guy is quick on his feat, and is able to quickly realize when the President is going to do something that is going to kill lots of people, and take the necessary steps to avoid that!

We needed men like him 5 years ago! But now that we know what we have in Mulally, I think he needs to be given some kind of post immediately!

On another note... this is what happens when you have "hybrid" cars. People die! What if this was your wife? She plugges in the hybrid the wrong way and BOOM!! There she goes!

Do you really want the death of your wife on your hands like that?? I'll stick to regular engines thanks.

OMG stop the presses. This foreign bastard on the left, named Henry Kissinger, who is from Germany, home of Hitler, says that "military victory is no longer possible."

Oh really Adolf, I mean Henry?

You would like us to think that wouldn't you?

I bet you wished we just gave up like the Democrats wanted us to back in the 1950's when Germany and China bombed Pearl Harbor and sunk the Lusitania.

Too bad for you, but we have the power of God behind us, and we will continue to fight in Iraq until we bring peace and Christ to the land or every last Iraqi is dead!

But how could you know anything about God or Freedom?  You are a foreigner from a country who outlawed God, and who is ruled by military dictators!

Maybe it's you Germans who should have just given up in WWII when we entered the war cause you KNEW that you were going to get your ass kicked by us.  We have God remember?

 

I bet step 3 is "Profit."

 

Liberals bitched when Bush cut funding for the National Renewable Energy Lab. They said he was a hypocrite because he was touting the lab was one of the most important endevors toward securing our future, while making the cuts behind closed doors.

Who cares?? We had/have a WAR to fight people!! Not use A War, but a whole series of wars... some of which have not even started yet!!!

Well, now that the Defeat-o-crats are back in power, they are wasting not time wasting our money by funding this lab for renewable energy, with an additional 107 MILLION dollars.

Thats $107 Million dollars that COULD have been spent in Iraq, cluster bombing those bastards, but instead it is going to be wasted on finding renewable engergy.

And what if they succeed??? Then what??? What will you tell all the thousands of soldiers who died over there, and the tens of thousands who have lost limbs or suffered brain damage?

Will you tell them it was all for nothing?? Will you tell them that, Dick Cheney was wrong, and we didn't really need the oil?? Will you tell them that they killed hundreds of thousands of Iraqis for nothing??

Way to support the troops Democrats... way to go! (sarcasm)

From the department of boo-fricking-hoo comes a report, or rather 2 reports together, that suggest that the cost of 1 day of war in Iraq could pay to feed 20,000,000 children for an entire year.

How did they come up with this useless figure?

First: Joseph Stiglitz, a Nobel prize winning economist, calculated the cost of the Iraq war at $380,000 USD per minute. A small price to pay for spreading freedom!

Second: The United Nation's food aid organization says that it costs $0.19 to feed a child for a day, and in order to make you feel even more bad about yourself, they point out that by the time you finish reading this paragraph 15 children have died of hunger.

What do I have to say to this? Boo-hoo! Cue the violin music...cry me a fricking river.

More after the jump...

Looks like the Democrats are wrong again (are they ever right?).

Dems said the troop surge wouldn't work, and yet it seems that there is overwhelming evidence that it has worked GREAT!!

Iraqi army Brig. Gen. Qassim Moussawi, a spokesman for the Baghdad commander, said only 10 bodies had been reported by the morgue in the capital, compared to an average of 40 to 50 per day.

Only 10 bodies!!  Based on what they make, that is like having on 1 US person murdered overnight in a town each night.  And 1 is almost none!

George W. Bush, you did it AGAIN!  Amazing how you seem to have a nack for making all the right decisions at all times.  Almost if God was telling you what to do eh? :)

I wonder what Obama will say about this, seeing as how he wants to get our troops out of Iraq.

I can't believe this!!

Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NY) should be put in front of a firing squad for this!!  It is HIGH TREASON!!!  (Of course he is a Democrat).

Ackerman pointed out, IN PUBLIC, that the US Army is afraid of homosexuals, and mentioned that the terrorists could run us out of Baghdad if they got a platoon of Lesbos to come after us!!

How many brave US servicemen will now die at the hands of a Terrorist Lesbo thanks to Mr. Ackerman?!? 

Since 2003 left wing pussy Juan Cole has been bitching about the US going to war with Iraq.

First he was saying that we shouldn't go to war, then he was saying that there were no WMD, then he was saying that we were going to be stuck there, then he started talking about civil war and a bunch of other junk I don't understand.

Juan is the perfect example of why American hates liberals and the left wing.

More after the jump.

Bush is expanding his territory!

No longer is he just "The Decider", from now on he is also "The Decision-Maker"!

Those idiots in Iraq need to learn!!

The left lane is for passing!!!

So either speed up, or get out the way damn it!

 

Over 1000 active duty soldiers and Marines are opposing the war by sending an "appeal for redress" to Congress. Although they're duty-bound to carry out the president's orders, they have a legal right to use such means to express their views.

How can these people be against the war??

They are the ones over there, seeing all the progress that is being made!

They are the ones who are getting the Iraqis coming up to them all the time thanking them!

They are the ones who don't have to watch the video on CNN showing things in Iraq as "bad" when we all know it really is going pretty well.

So why would they be against the war?

The answer is simple: Bill Clinton destroyed the military back in the late 90's.

This article is really a sign that things in Iraq are going from pretty good, to really good!

'The jihad now is against the Shias, not the Americans'

That means, instead of attacking American troops, the Iraqi Sunnis are just trying to ethnically cleanse their country of the Shias!  Isn't that great news?  Democracy in action!

So long as they are killing each other, and not killing Americans, I think we can count that as a win right?

The one thing about that article I didn't agree with was that Iraqis got all their weapons by looting unprotected depots after the US invasion, and that they continue to get their weapons from Americans for $$.

1) After we invaded we couldn't protect every place.  We needed our troops to protect the Oil Ministry!  Duh. 

2) I don't like the idea of our troops giving weapons to the enemy, but I guess that is the Free Market at work, and I really love the Free Market.  See how efficient it is? 

 

This is some really great news!!! Saddam Hussein has been executed!!!

Can you see this as anything other than a big victory for George W. Bush?

No doubt the violence in Iraq, which really has been overplayed in the media, and really isn't a big deal, will totally go away now that Saddam has been executed.

I have to say that I am really pissed at Pope and Catholics in general (more than usual).

The Vatican first spoke out against having Saddam executed, and now that he is dead, they are calling it "tragic"?? WTF Vatican?!? First you go against God and tell people to "listen to scientists" and now this??

I'm starting to wonder about you Catholics... I know you were soft all along, but I think you are starting to go even softer!!

What's next? Telling people in AIDS ridden Africa that they can wear condoms w/o God sending them to Hell?? Accepting homosexuals as "people"? Allowing women to be preists??? Where does it end?

Anyway, now that Saddam is dead, I wonder how Barak Hussein Obama is taking it? Barak looked up to the man he was named after, and really could be "lost" without his hero.

I can't wait for the new year to show all the liberals how Iraq has totally been fixed by killing Saddam, just as Bush predicted.

Many of us find it very odd that Rumsfeld recently stepped down as Secretary of Defense, just days after Bush told him he was doing a huckava job.

Where could Rummy be going? He already has one of the top jobs in the government. Weird right?

A first I thought he must be getting together his campaign committee for a run at the President in 2008, but inside sources have told me this is not the case.

But, I know believe I have pieced it together: Rummy is going to be the President of Iraq!

I have been waiting to post this for so long, but I had to wait until Montana and Virginia were in the bag.

Karl Rove, you are a genius! You did it!

Tuesday night the Dems were busy trying to win the 2006 midterm elections. But at the same time, political genius Karl Rove was busy winning the presidential elections of 2008 and 2012!!

The Defeat-o-crats never saw it coming, and now it is too late! We own this country for decades to come!!

“LiberalsMustDie.com is now projecting that the Republicans will win the next 2 presidential elections!”

So how did Karl do it?

This week, our President had to take time out of his busy schedule defending us from evil-doers, spreading freedom, and making America safer (while cutting taxes), to appear on a TV show in order to stop this nonsense about "Staying the course."

As the President pointed out, the Bush administration and the Republicans have "never been 'stay the course.'"

Got it?? The Democrats liberal media keeps spreading this "Republicans will stay the course" message, and nothing could be further from the truth.

What we have been saying is that we will "Stay A Course." You see the difference? It isn't "Stay The Course", it's "Stay A Course."

Now the course we are staying is constantly changing, as we change our "tactics" and "statageries."

Our first course was to "find the WMDs, and change the middle east into a blooming flower of Democracy".

Then we changed course and headed straight for "Get an Iraqi Government in place and hold some elections."

Then we changed course to "Let's try disbanding the army, and torturing some guys in Abu Ghraib."

After that, we made a swift course change, bearing toward "Let's paint a good picture for the 2004 presidential election"

Since then we have been on the "This isn't a civil war, and we do have a plan, trust us" course.

By constantly changing the course, we are able to confuse the enemy. Not even our own soldiers know what is going on, so you can bet the evil doers are unable to plan against us.

And the world is safer for it!

The liberal media has never reported the good news in Iraq.    They (the liberal media elite) have a vested interest in seeing this President and his party embarassed.

We all heard about Tom Delay "money laundering", Duke Cunningham "accepting bribs", Bob Ney "pleading guilty", Foley "molesting boys", and the Bush administration "breaking the law," "defying the constitution" and "torturing" people, and yet where was the coverage of the Democratic abuse of power, corruption and propositioning of underage boys for sex?

No where of course, because the liberals don't report on their own, they just prey on honorable Republicans.

Well this time I am not going to stand by and allow the recent report on Iraqi deaths to go by unnoticed by the liberal media just because North Korea finally finished making the nukes than Clinton gave to them back in 1994.

More after the jump.