I don't know why this women, who is clearly a Republican, is saying that she wants Hillary to win, but her comments about the A-Rabs and Blacks are right on the money!

Well, color me embarassed. All this time I had been "let's invade Iraq" this, "let's nuke Iran that", "lets turn the middle east into a giant sheet of glass," for 1 reason: I wanted Armegeddon to start ASAP, and for that to happen, we need some crazy foreigners to get into a nuclear war with us.

Now, it looks like I might have been targeting the wrong evil crazy foreigners!

President Musharraf, President and General of Pakistan, has announced that he will step down as General if he wins the upcoming election.

Now, what does this mean for us, you might ask.

Well, let me tell you a little about Pakistan. First, they have tons of nukes. I am not sure how they got their nukes, but I think the Democrats gave them a whole bunch back in the 80s just to piss off Vice President George Bush. Second, they (except for Musharraff) hate America more than even the readers of DailyKos.com! I mean, Bin Laden is running his local Obama 08 campaign out of Pakistan right now, so that gives you an idea of how much these guys hate America.

So why is this a good thing? Simple, as soon as they get a new General, he will probably start giving the nukes to terrorists, who will detonate them. A quick "investigation" will show that the Democrats and Pakistan are to blame. We will then nuke them into a million pieces, but not before they kick off some of their nukes at some of our allies. Our allies will respond, and pretty soon we will all be nuking each other: BINGO: ARMEGEDDON!!!

I can't wait to see the look on the faces of those people who thought Bush was a "failure" when he is able to bring back Jesus!  Single handedly I might add!

So, how do you know when the rapture will happen?

Here is a hint, it will look like this:

Bring on the War, Bring on the Rapture, Bring on Jesus!!

Oh, and vote Republican in 08 or you will be left behind when the rapture comes!

Hmmm.... what is that?  It's a bunch of US Carriers getting ready to blow your hethen country to shreds!

You guys are SOOO screwed.  Looks like you picked the wrong God to worship.  Sucks to be you.

U.S. could fight a third war: Gates

This is it!

I can feel it this time!

Things in the media are going really bad for Bush and Co.

Republican are going to jail...

Dumbasscrats are finding their lost set of balls...

This would be a GREAT time to start a new war! RIGHT NOW!!! DO IT GWB!!!!

This is awesome news!!

On behalf of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney, I would like to thank Iran for signing their own death warrant.

Fifteen British Navy personnel have been captured at gunpoint by Iranian forces, the Ministry of Defence says.

This is so awesome!

We still have enough time to get a nuclear war going and bring Jesus back!

Let's make this happen people! Come on JESUS!!!

The Iran War Plans are out, and they are awesome!!

These latest plans would target Iranian air bases, naval bases, missile facilities and command-and-control centres.

The best part about this is once we take over Iran, then we can merge Iraq and Iran into some other country.  Maybe "New America" or "Christland".

We can then use this new Christian Utopia as a base of operations to attack the other countries in the region who do not believe in Jesus.

Believe me, once they see a few nukes go off, they will find Jesus real quick!  But it looks like right now the Defeat-o-crats are standing in our way.  They are trying to make people think that Bush has to get congressional authorization to invade another country.

This is NOT TRUE!  Bush can have the troops invade any country he wants without anyone's approval.  In fact, he could even have the troops invade the United States if he wanted!  They could surround Washington DC, and remove the Democrats from Congress so they couldn't get in Bush's way any more!  That would really be sweet!

 

This is soooo awesome!

Cheney's top aide has says that 2007 is ‘The Year Of Iran.’

Not only that, but a U.S. Attack is ‘A Real Possibility’!!!

This is so kick ass.  When all is said and done, GWB could go down in history has being the President who waged the most wars of all time!!

I say this...

Iran wants nukes, well lets give them an up close demonstration.

How about a 50 Mega Ton Bomb right in the capital!!  As the great Jerry Falwell said "Blow them away in the name of GOD!"

 

Click on "read more" and see if you can tell which direction Iran is?

Finally, some good news!

The Bush administration has authorized the U.S. military to kill or capture Iranian operatives inside Iraq as part of an aggressive new strategy to weaken Tehran's influence across the Middle East and compel it to give up its nuclear program, according to government and counterterrorism officials with direct knowledge of the effort.

Let the Iranian War begin!

How long after the Iranian War starts will the Rapture happen? Maybe a few weeks?

I'm so excited!

White house insiders are telling people that Bush is ready to attack Iran if Iran "doesn't STFU and get in line."

Ok maybe those weren't the exact words they used, but you get the idea.

I can't take this suspense anymore!  I keep checking online hoping to see that the bombing has started!  It's going to be the greatest war ever (even better than Iraq)! 

God will be really happy.  First we attacked Iraq (Shia Muslums), and now we are going to get the rest of them (Sunni Muslums) in Iran!  So sweet. 

I wonder if Jesus and God get together to watch our wars like we watch the NFL playoffs?  Probably.

This could be the beginning of the End Days!!

"We are beginning to move aggressively to try and identify and root out the networks that are involved in helping to bring Iranian-supplied [bombs] into Iraq," Gates said. If you can't solve Iraq, enlarge it. While you were sleeping, the war with Iran might have begun.

I am so excited!

Take me Jesus, I am ready for you to come back to Earth!!

I am SOOOO excited. The war with Iran (and the war that was fortold in the bible that will bring about the second coming of Jesus) is going to start today!

For months Karl Rove has been promising an October suprise, which at this point can only be 1 thing: A war with Iran.  And because today is the last day in October, that means it has to begin TODAY!!

I am sure we will be greated as liberators.  The Iranians have seen how Iraqis are able to live free, with freedom to do whatever they want, and now the Iranians will get a chance to live life to the fullest too!

I am guessing that at least 75% of them will convert to Christianity once they taste freedom!

So grab some popcorn and get ready for "Shock and Awe Part 2: The Nuclear Shock, The Radioactive Awe."