I think I'm gonna be sick.

I want you to think about this....

Think about it hard....

News organizations are reporting that foreigners all over the world are CELEBRATING Obama's victory.

You read that correctly.... they are actually publically celebrating this.

These people aren't Americans.

They are foreigners.

They don't speak English.

They get 2 months vacation time a year.

They get their healthcare paid for.

They speak different languages.

Some speak more than 1 language.

They have dark skin (some of them).

They aren't Christians.

Some are even Muslums!

Some are even ATHEISTS!!!

SOME ARE EVEN SOCIALISTS!!!!!

SOME ARE EVEN HOMOSEXUALS!!!!!!

SOME ARE EVEN FRENCH!!!!!!!!!!

SOME ARE MUSLUM ATHEIST SOCIALIST HOMOSEXUAL FRENCH EXTREMISTS!!!!!!

And they are CELEBRATING this Obama victory.

Take a step back and just THINK about that.

Disgusting... it makes me want to puke!

If I were God I would smite the liberals immediately.  Why doesn't he????

I don't know why this women, who is clearly a Republican, is saying that she wants Hillary to win, but her comments about the A-Rabs and Blacks are right on the money!

Well, color me embarassed. All this time I had been "let's invade Iraq" this, "let's nuke Iran that", "lets turn the middle east into a giant sheet of glass," for 1 reason: I wanted Armegeddon to start ASAP, and for that to happen, we need some crazy foreigners to get into a nuclear war with us.

Now, it looks like I might have been targeting the wrong evil crazy foreigners!

President Musharraf, President and General of Pakistan, has announced that he will step down as General if he wins the upcoming election.

Now, what does this mean for us, you might ask.

Well, let me tell you a little about Pakistan. First, they have tons of nukes. I am not sure how they got their nukes, but I think the Democrats gave them a whole bunch back in the 80s just to piss off Vice President George Bush. Second, they (except for Musharraff) hate America more than even the readers of DailyKos.com! I mean, Bin Laden is running his local Obama 08 campaign out of Pakistan right now, so that gives you an idea of how much these guys hate America.

So why is this a good thing? Simple, as soon as they get a new General, he will probably start giving the nukes to terrorists, who will detonate them. A quick "investigation" will show that the Democrats and Pakistan are to blame. We will then nuke them into a million pieces, but not before they kick off some of their nukes at some of our allies. Our allies will respond, and pretty soon we will all be nuking each other: BINGO: ARMEGEDDON!!!

I can't wait to see the look on the faces of those people who thought Bush was a "failure" when he is able to bring back Jesus!  Single handedly I might add!

So, how do you know when the rapture will happen?

Here is a hint, it will look like this:

Bring on the War, Bring on the Rapture, Bring on Jesus!!

Oh, and vote Republican in 08 or you will be left behind when the rapture comes!

Hmmm.... what is that?  It's a bunch of US Carriers getting ready to blow your hethen country to shreds!

You guys are SOOO screwed.  Looks like you picked the wrong God to worship.  Sucks to be you.

U.S. could fight a third war: Gates

This is it!

I can feel it this time!

Things in the media are going really bad for Bush and Co.

Republican are going to jail...

Dumbasscrats are finding their lost set of balls...

This would be a GREAT time to start a new war! RIGHT NOW!!! DO IT GWB!!!!

This is awesome news!!

On behalf of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney, I would like to thank Iran for signing their own death warrant.

Fifteen British Navy personnel have been captured at gunpoint by Iranian forces, the Ministry of Defence says.

This is so awesome!

We still have enough time to get a nuclear war going and bring Jesus back!

Let's make this happen people! Come on JESUS!!!

We have all known that Barack Hussein Osama... I mean, Obama, hates the troops. And why shouldn't he? He is one of the enemy, attending a Madrassa as a child!!  How dare he?

Now he wants to make it clear to all Americans that he really hates the troops, and wants them to lose... not just in Iraq, but in every conflict where they might be sent into harms way (Iran).

Last week Obama had this to say:

"[We] should have never been authorized, and should have never been waged, and on which we've now spent $400 billion, and have seen over 3,000 lives of the bravest young Americans wasted."

Really Obama??? WASTED????

How would YOU feel Obama if your kids were sent over to Iraq only to get stuck in a quagmire and eventually be killed trying to mediate a millenia old religious war? Would you think they were wasted then?!?

Actually, if it were you, I'm sure things would be different because your kids would probably be fighting against the United States troops, but that's another story.

Thankfully, this gave us an opportunity to see the difference between the Troop Hating, Homosexual Loving, Blame-America-First Democrats, and the Honorable, God Fearing, Troop Supporting Republicans!

Here is how you respect the troops, courtesy of John McCain:

Americans are very frustrated, and they have every right to be. We've wasted a lot of our most precious treasure, which is American lives.

It is clear that John McCain is a true American patriot, and just as clear that Barack hates America. Maybe it's because he didn't even live in the United States when he grew up??

Let's take another, closer look.

Troop Hater:

We have seen over 3,000 lives of the bravest young Americans wasted.

Honorable Decorated Military Hero:

We've wasted a lot of our most precious treasure, which is American lives.

Thank you Obama for showing the world how you really feel about America!  While you might be trying to get more votes from people who hate America, it will backfire because the rest of us American who love our country, and don't like your kind, will be sure to go to the polls to stop you and your plot to take over the White House.