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I don't get it...  what is going on here??

I came across this ad from a Republican group that is supporting Mitt Romney for his "Massachusetts Values," his support for abortion rights, his opposition to the NRA, and his work fighting the religious right.  ???

So what is the deal with that???

Why would a Republican group (Log Cabin Republicans) be praising someone for being liberal (aka evil)?

Ok, but it gets even weirder!!  I looked into the Log Cabin Republicans because.... hey... I'm a Republican, and I LOVE Log Cabins, so I thought I might join up.

But you will never believe what I found!!!!  The Log Cabin Republicans are a group of GAY REPUBLICANS?!?!?!  OMG WTF!!!

Log Cabin Republicans is the nation's largest organization of Republicans who support fairness, freedom, and equality for gay and lesbian Americans.

We believe equality for gay and lesbian people is in the finest tradition of the Republican Party.

Suddenly I think I realize where the "log" part comes into play here...

What the hell is going on here??

Is this some kind of sick joke??  Are these homosexuals pretending to be Republicans?  What kind of sick bastard would pretend to be a Republican just so they can put up some website?  Sick sick sick!

Maybe these homosexuals think that because we have guys like Dan Lipinski and Joe Lieberman pretending to be Democrats, they can just have people pretend to be Republicans!!  I don't think so!  Democrats may go both ways, be we don't!

Just as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told us that there are no homosexuals in Iran, and that homosexuality is an American pastime, I will say the same for the Republican party.

There are NO homosexuals in the Republican party.  Ok?  Got that straight?  We are straight!  Everything is straight!  Homosexuals vote Democratic.. PERIOD! 

I mean, how many times do you need to hear it?  Ted Haggard, Mark Foley, Ken Mehlman, Larry Craig etc...  They have ALL come out and stated very publically that they are NOT gay.  OK?

Just as no one would ever believe that a religious person would ever vote Democratic, no one would ever believe that a homosexual would vote Republican, end of discussion!

 

Our friends over at NancingPony.com have created this handy chart to help aid us in ranking the Democrats according to their level of evil (homosexuality).

Based on my research I have to say that Hillary and Dennis Kucinich are Out ("Gayness Confirmed"), while Obama and Edwards are both Severe ("Gayness Imminent").

I am also happy to say that all of the Republicans in Washington come in at Low ("Little or not chance of gayness"), mostly because they are all good Christians, and would never choose a lifestyle that God hates so much He thinks you should be killed for practicing it.

For weeks now Democrats and evildoers have been trying to force Senator Larry Craig resign over NOTHING.  Just because he plead guilty to some charges of trying to have gay sex in a mens room or something.

Why don't the Dems get it, Larry Craig is NOT GAY ok. Has never been gay. Is not presently gay. Will never be gay.

Why? Because Larry Craig is a Christian, and therefore a Republican, which means he is moral and good person, as opposed to the Democrats/Terrerists/Homosexuals/Scientists who are evil at the core.

When will the Democrats give up on this guy? For decades there have been rumors that Craig was gay, accusations that he frequently hooked up with random men in bathrooms, accusations that he had gay sex with underaged pages in the 80s, etc.

Each time he came out (not out of the closet) and denied he was gay. So after 30 years of saying he is not gay, why won't people just believe him?

Apparently people think that just because he plead guilty to requesting gay sex in a bathroom, it means he was guilty of something.  How "liberal" of you to think that.

Even thought the pressure of the liberal media lead Craig to announcing that he would resign, I am happy to announce that Larry Craig goes both ways, as he is poised to take back his guilty plea, and also NOT resign.  That's what I call "steadfastness"!

This is clearly the right decision, as I happen to have first hand evidence that what Craig did in the bathroom was not a solicitation for gay homosexual sodomy.

You see, the police are sure that the things that Craig was doing in the bathroom were like a "gay morse code" to request homosexual butt sex.  Craig tapped his foot twice, then the police officer tapped his foot twice, then Craig rubbed his foot against the police officers, and then he put his hand under the stall with the palm up, indicating that he would like to be the "catcher", whatever that means.

But I am 100% sure this isn't "homo-rse code" because it is in fact the secret Republican greeting.  When I attended the Republican national convention in 2006, I was greeted with this "secret gretting" every single time I went into the bathroom.  As far as I can tell, it is kind of like an unspoken secrety fraternity handshake where you can identify someone as a Republican.

The guys next to me in the next stall would rub my foot and do the hand thing, and then I would give them a slap on the hand, like a "low five" kind of thing.  Maybe that isn't the "correct" way to complete the handshake because they always seemed confused at that point, as if I did the wrong thing, and sometimes I would hear them swearing at me, but I have only been a Republican for a few years, so I figure I will pick up the rest of it pretty soon.  Maybe I can track down Craig and have him teach me the ending!?

 

This picture really explains everything.

You are either a good person and you go to Church, or you are an evil-doer who loves Satan and you are Gay. 

You have to go one way or the other.

Are you a good Christian, Republican, American or are you an Evil, Democrat, Homosexual, Terrorist?

Make your choice, and if you are a lib, then sorry but you are going to burn in hell.

I had thought all homosexuals voted Democrat.  Democrats are going to hell.  Homosexuals are going to hell.  It seems like a perfect fit!

So why is Dennis Kucinich going to such lengths to attract the gay voters? (see below).

What I want to know is... was this picture taken in Alabama, Arkansas, or Georgia.  Because, if it was, then Dennis "The Evil Elf" Kucinich committed a felony by performing this disgusting act on a microphone!

 

The Democrats have only been in power for a few months, and already look at the effect it is having on our troops!

This video clearly shows.... they are catching gay!

So what, now I can't fire someone for being a homosexual??

That's CRAZY!!

I mean, let me get this straight.  If I found out an employee of mine was a murderer and fired him.. THAT is ok, but if I do the same because they are homosexual, then it is NOT ok??

I mean, those things are basically equal in the eyes of God so what is the problem?

Homosexual sex is "illegal sex" both in terms of human laws (the ones that you must follow) and in terms of God's laws (the ones Bush and Cheney follow).

But when was the last time that you heard of someone going after the homosexuals for their constant illegal sex?

Finally, someone is willing to do something about this terrible threat to my marriage and our planet as a whole. Meet Fort Lauderdale mayor Jim Naugle, who is pushing the idea of buying $250,000 robot toilets to help stop the "illegal sex."

Now, some might call this idea overly costly, others might call it bat-sh*t insane, but there is one thing that is clear, the robots are here to stay, and they are going to watch you take a dump to make sure you are not engaging in any illegal sex!

The Mayor explains:

We're trying to provide a family environment where people can take their children who need to use the bathroom," he said, "without having to worry about a couple of men in there engaged in a sex act."

Homosexuals... They're engaging in sex, anonymous sex, illegal sex.

The homosexual newspaper said it's the 'gay parking lot.' That's not me saying that, that's what they said. I don't use the word 'gay.' I use the word 'homosexual.' Most of them aren't gay. They're unhappy.

Well said sir. Well said indeed.

I quickly found that there was more about this Mayor that I really liked:

When the Christian outreach event Beachfest came to town in 2003, he said anyone who had a problem with the city's official embrace of the religious festival "can move to Iraq."

Earlier this year, he refused to sign a mayor's pact to reduce greenhouse gases. Naugle said global warming is not caused by humans and that the pact contained "hate-America stuff that the environmental wackos want in."

Maybe I should move in to Fort Lauderdale!!

Or better yet, maybe I should help this man run for President!! He sounds like just the caliber of leader that we could use running our country!

I want to thank NBA star Tim Hardaway for being so brave and courageous!

Most people are "afraid" to speak their mind about homosexuals, about how they are evil and they hate God, and they worship Satan, and how they live a disgusting lifestyle etc.

But not Tim Hardaway. He should really be recognized as a hero for standing up to the homotocracy and saying what 99.99% of Americans believe!

When asked about playing with a homosexual, Hardaway had this to say:

"I wouldn't want him on my team. Second of all, if he was on my team I would really distance myself from him because I don't think that's right and I don't think he should be in the locker room when we're in the locker room." 

"Well, you know, I hate gay people," Hardaway said.  "I let it be known I don't like gay people. I don't like to be around gay people. I'm homophobic. It shouldn't be in the world, in the United States, I don't like it."

If only the liberals in this country would "wise up" and start realizing that homos are destroying our country and our world. God will punish us for allowing them to be homosexual in His world.

I think Dr. Martin Luther King would be really proud to see this type of progress in our country!

50 years ago, could anyone have predicted that black people would have come so far, as to be able to hold "prejudges" and be "ass crazy bigoted" toward OTHER people? 

"The Dream" has come true!

 

Liberals are stupid and enjoy homosexual sex!

That is one of the many conclusions you can draw from this study I found on the impact of IQ.

The study measured peoples IQ and found that if you are dumb, you are more likely to:

a) hate God

b) get divorced

c) engage in homosexual sex

d) believe the lies of evolution.

Liberals? They dumb!

Click below or click on the image to view the full chart.

The Rev. Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intensive "gay curing" counseling and is convinced he is "completely heterosexual," telling oversight board that his sexual contact with men was limited to his accuser.

Unfortunately, Haggard and his wife are going to be leaving Colorado Springs, and will not be continuing work as a minister.

Instead, Haggard AND his wife, are going to BOTH pursue "Masters Degrees" via online programs like the University Of Phoenix.

One of his male "overseers," who helped Haggard through his FLAG (Feeling Like A Gay) problems was the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur.

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered."

When it comes to homosexualism, or the issue of church leaders molesting young boys, H.B. London, who runs a Focus on the Family ministry to pastors, has a different outlook on Haggards FLAG problems, "He is certainly gifted and intelligent and has an intuitive side to him. And he has life experience. Those are good credentials."

 

There is no way this sclupture is an accurate depiction of her breasts.

Those are like, the breasts of a 23 year old hottie, not Hillary.  Come on get real! 

She has to be more saggy.

This is what happens when people like Bill "Hell Spawn" Clinton go around getting BJs!

Suddenly kids think it is OK for them to get BJs too!!

Well, it is NOT ok!

Don't beleive me?  Just ask this 17 year old boy who is being sentenced to a "pound me in the ass prison" for 10 years, for having oral sex with his 15 year old girlfriend, in one of my favorite states: Georgia!

Click here for the rest of this story.

There are so many evil things surrounding this story.

1) The girl was only 15.  Now I know what you are going to say... the sex was consentual, and with her boyfriend, who was only 17, and so it isn't fair to convict him of sexual assualt in the same way you would charge a 45 year old guy who raped and molested a 14 year old girl.  But, think about it this way. What if she just turned 15 and he was about to turn 18.  That would mean they were not just 2 years apart, but almost 3 years apart!  That is disgusting!!

I mean, can you really picture a world in which a Junior in High School can date a Sophomore without being thrown in prison? Yea, me neither!!

2) They were not married.  Now, everything I said above becomes void if these 2 were married.  If they wanted to have sex... fine. Just get married and THEN have sex.  Wanting to have sex is natural, but must be avoided if you want to stay out of hell.  The only way is to get married, and I really believe that the younger you get married, the better your marriage will be! 

Look... whether it is a15 year old with a 17 year old, or a 13 year old with a 50 year old... so long as they are married God and I are fine with whatever they want to do, so long as there is only vaginal sex in the missionary position, and no birth control is ever used.

3) They were having oral sex.  Oral sex is a sin against God because it is a type of sex that can not result in procreation!!  That means that in the eyes of God it is just like homosexual sex, which is the biggest sin of all!!

In fact, oral sex is illegal in a lot of states: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.

We need to start arresting people in these states!!  I mean, the laws are already on the books.  We need to prosecute these people!

So who do we have to thank for this terrible direction our country is taking?  Bill "The hell spawn" Clinton of course.

He made people all over the country think oral sex was "ok" to do.

Well Bill... I hope you and your demon overlord (Hillary HAHAHAHAH) are happy.

Our good buddy Liberal Ball Kicker brings us a look at politicians and teenage sex. But this time it's girls and not boys, and Democrats instead of Mark Foley.

Today, I saw an amazing political ad for Paul R. Nelson, who is a Republican running for Congress in Wisconsin.

It was so great that Nelson’s opponent, Ron “The Liberal” Kind, threatened to sue any TV station that aired it.

Since the media is run by the liberal elite (aka terrorists) they obviously didn’t show the ad.  

The ad shows Ron’s deep dark side: paying to have teenage girls watch porn with things attached to their cooters.    Disgusting!

Click below for the rest of the article and for the full "teenage girls watching porn" details!

A while back I told you about a great service being offered by a personal friend of mine, a powerful culture warrior Sean Hannity.

The article detailed the new right-wing match maker service provided by Sean:

Hannidate - Find your very own "Ann Coulter"or "Ken Mehlman"

Well now some Jonny come lately guys have decided to copy his idea and are calling it RepublicanPeopleMeet.com.

From looking at this site, it doesn't seem to have the same "edge" that Sean brings to his members.

I have no proof, but I bet RepublicanPeopleMeet doesn't even check your voter registration status to see if you really are a Republican.

If you sign up with them, you might think you are going on a date with a church-going, southern-baptist, virgin who is willing to give up everything to make a good home for you and your mountain of children, when in reality she is just a pot smoking liberal who has slept with more men out of wedlock than Mark Foley (D-FL) who wants nothing more than to be a "career woman," leaving your kids to grow up as hethens, and Democrat voters.

Play it safe, stick with Hannidate.

A few days ago I got what I thought was a great fan mail, praising my site, my work, and the Republican agenda:

I hates liberals toos! You guys are soo smart and stuff! Like, God totally must love you more than everyone else!

Well thanks to some crack reporting and investigative work by some of my tech-savy nerd friends, I was able to find out that the email was sent from a domain called delawareamerica.net.

From a quick glance at the site you would be sure to think that it is a pro-Bush, pro-Republican website on one of the good internets, but you would be wrong.

This website is nothing but a mockery of Republicans!!!

More after the jump.

I think Foley might have taken one for the team, but could it be that he was instructed to do so, in order to distract the liberal media?

Could Bush have ordered Foley (pictured on the left) to get the measurement of this young boys member?  Was Foley reporting the "answer" back to Bush in the picture above?

Why would he do this?  Think about it!  It worked perfect!  Karl Rove is a genius!

1 week ago the media was going CRAZY over all the "bad" stuff going on.  The President torturing people, Iraq in a civil war, Iran getting nukes, wiretapping Americans, our troops getting killed, torture in Iraq is now worse than when Saddam was there etc.

NOW, everyone is talking about how terrible this (homosexual) congressman is.  See what I am talking about??  Brilliant!!!

Now we can all go on the offensive against the Democrats and their (homosexual) agenda.  The Democrats are on the side of the homosexuals, who are the same people molesting our kids!! 

Karl Rove you are brilliant!!

In this LiberalsMustDie.com exclusive, we were able to speak to Democratic congressman Mark Foley, who was recently accused of sending "naughty emails".

The congressman was open and frank about his situation.  Clearly he did not engage in any appropriate behavior, but he apparently switched parties to hedge his bets against the Democrats who framed him. 

More after the jump!

Well obviously Mark Foley was setup by the liberals who wanted to take him down for his conservative God-loving ways.

How do I know that he was setup? It's obvious...

The Democrats have numerous "hacker" connections, including the Al Qaeda hackers that the Defeat-o-crats paid to hack my site and put up gay porn!

You may remember that I got revenge on these people, thanks to my nerd friends at the Heritage Foundation, taking down Democrats.com not once, but twice!!  Oh, and I took Air America down too, but who cares about those guys, they are bankrupt right?

Back to the topic at hand!  The only "evidence" against Foley, are some "electronic mails" or "e-mails" as they are known on the bad internets, as well as some other stuff called "IMs" whatever that means.  I tried searching for IMS (using my favorite conservative search engine ask.com, I NEVER use the liberal google.com ) and all I got was the Institute of Mathematical Statistics.

More after the jump.

Yesterday, Al-Qaeda operatives, working on behalf of the Democratic National Party made an attempt to HACK this website!

The IT guy at my Church (that's right, how many of you can get tech support that is endorced by God?) told me that the attacks were called "Cross-dressing Scripting" or something like that.

Basically, it is hacking the method of choice for cross dressers and other people that enjoy perverse demonic sexual rituals. I bet the people that did it look something like this guy on the left! HAHA.

The end effect was that GAY PORN WAS ALL OVER THE COMMENTS SECTION!!

Why gay porn? Isn't it obvious? Thats the calling card of the liberals! Just look at that gov. in New Jersey... turned out to be totally gay, and I bet he loved porn too.

Even worse, is that when I saw that picture of a young boy sucking on the member of another young boy, it became clear in my mind that this action was happening out of wedlock, as gay marriage is illegal and I didn't see any rings on their fingers. So it was TWICE as offensive!

Too all the young kids who were looking for infomation on our leader GWB or Jesus, I'm sorry you had to view that act of sodomy!

I was able to track the attacks against this site to an individual who left a hidden comment confessing that he is a member of Al-Qaeda, and was paid by Democrats to hack this site! See the quote below:

HAHA Democrats paid me to hax0r your website and 1t was S000 EZ!!

Loing Live Al Qaeda!

Case closed.

Al-Qaeda and the Democrats are practically the same organization these days anyway. They are both trying to destroy the fabric of our society! The don't want the truth to get out and we are spreading the truth with this site!