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Recently, Republican Mike Huckabee was out killing some birds, and he wanted to let everyone know that the birds represented people who would not vote for him

"These three birds all said they would not vote for me on caucus night.  You see what happened to them."

"You vote for me... you live."

I think this strategy could really work for Huckabee!  People like living, and I think a lot of voters might change their mind and vote for Huckabee if they knew they were going to be killed if they didn't vote for him.

And, on the topic of killing animals....  Can we all agree that God gave man domain over the creatures on this earth to do as he wished?  And, can we all agree that going out hunting for pheasant is pretty much the same as trapping a stray dog, slitting it's throat, hanging it from a tree, and stoning it to death?  No big deal, they are both animals, and God wants us to kill them anyway ok??  So quit bugging Huckabee or his son about the dog torture thing ok?  Jeez... I mean, it isn't like he is gay or anything terrible like that... he just tortured and killed a stray dog.  Big deal.

Praise Jesus!

This ad from Mike Huckabee is just perfect, like Mike and his family.

It reminds everyone that this is a Christian country, and even though we elect a President, Jesus is the real leader of our country.  And don't you Jews, Muslums, Atheists and Homosexuals forget it!

I want you to all take a look at this picture:

As you can see, Mike Huckabee is a perfect father, and has a perfect family.

Now some liberals are trying to paint this perfect family (notice the matching shirts???) as something less than perfect, pointing to this article:

Two boy scout counselors, 17 year old Clayton Frady and 18 year old David Huckabee, the son of Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, have admitted to catching a stray dog during their summer session at Camp Pioneer in Hatfield, AR, and hanging the dog by his neck, slitting his throat and stoning him to death.

Is that the best you got?? 

So what, he tortured and killed a dog, and you think that is going to HURT his fathers chances??   Look around you stupid liberals, we Republicans are torturing and killing PEOPLE and the Republican base loves what we are doing in the name of freedom and Jesus. 

If anything, I would think this would give young David a leg up in getting a job with the CIA or NSA.  I mean, if that dog knew anything, you better believe it would have told us what it knows about any possible terrorist activities.

So liberals, before you try to paint one of our own as being some kind of villan, you better take a strong look at that person, because where you see an evil-doer, this is what us Republicans see:

... the face of a normal young Republican.

UPDATE:

It seems that the left wing hate paper Newsweek is picking up on the action of this story with an even weirder twist.  They are claiming that Huckabee pressured the state police to not investigate his son for additional animal cruelty laws. 

And???  Is that it??

Huckabee was the fricking Governor, and he asked a police officer to cover up his sons dog torture sessions, and the guy didn't want to go along.  When you are the Governor, you set the agenda, and if the people who work for you don't want to go along, then you fire them!  That is the lesson I have learned from George W Bush for effective leadership.  If people don't agree with you, you need to either fire them, or if they are working for the CIA, then you out them to the public.

So if Huckabee can't apply some pressure on law enforcement to get his own son out of trouble, what is the point of being Governor?

And Newsweek has another photo.  Does this look like a person who deserves to be in jail??  Of course not:

Answer: Of course not.  They can't stand up to Hillary Clinton, so you know they can't stand up to Chuck.

So, here's how it's going to be.  Chuck wants Mike Huckabee... any of you Dems gonna dare tell him "no"?

I didn't think so.  Suck it libs!