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If only the Democrats in Congress would have let Bush use diplomacy in Iraq.... but noooooo they had to force a vote to authorize action before Bush wanted them too.

Karl Rove: The administration was opposed to voting on it in the fall of 2002.

Charlie Rose: Because?

Rove: Because we didn’t think it belonged in the confines of the election. We thought it made it too political. We wanted it outside the confines of the election. It seemed it make things move too fast. There were things that needed to be done to bring along allies and potential allies abroad and yet-- ...

Rose: Your argument is you would have had maybe more inspections. You would have been able to build a broader coalition. You could have done a whole lot other things if you didn’t have to have a vote, right?

Rove: Right, right, exactly

 

Now some "liberals" are going to say that this is "not true" or "just another lie from someone who has a long record of lying" or "totally stupid lie" or whatever.

They even might bring up these quotes:

 

September 19, 2002
President Bush to Send Iraq Resolution to Congress Today

THE PRESIDENT: I am sending suggested language for a resolution. I want -- I've asked for Congress' support to enable the administration to keep the peace. And we look forward to a good, constructive debate in Congress. I appreciate the fact that the leadership recognizes we've got to move before the elections. 

or

September 24, 2002
President Urges Congress to Pass Iraq Resolution Promptly

THE PRESIDENT: Thanks for coming. We just had a very productive Cabinet meeting. We realize there's little time left in---before the Senate and the House goes home, but we're optimistic a lot can get done before now and then. Congress must act now to pass a resolution which will hold Saddam Hussein to account for a decade of defiance.

 

But remember, these are just lies made up by the Demon-crats!

We are the ones who tell you what is true and what isn't! Just like God and the Bible right? You wouldn't go ask Satan what is true would you?? Would you believe Satan over God????

Exactly.

So why would you believe the Demon-crats (or the liberal media) over us??

I know how I will always remember you:

 

Everyone, look for his new CD to drop in early 2008:

Reports are coming in that Karl Rove is going to be leaving the White House at the end of the month!

Karl NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I will have to do more research on this, but I am pretty sure it is because of the Democrats that he is leaving.

You see, recently the Sunni portions (the minority) of the Iraq government (which by the way is doing GREAT, the surge is really working perfect, just like we knew it would) withdrew from the government basically refusing to participate. So, as you can guess, "Sunni" is Arab for Democrat (and it is also a direct translation for "pussy", isn't it funny how it works that way in American as well?), so I am guessing Karl is going to go over to Baghdad to bring his "awesome brilliant" political tactics to the Iraqis so that their government can be saved.

I mean, President Bush doesn't call him "Turd Blossom" for nothing. This guy is smart!

Maybe he will hire a telemarketing firm to jam the phones of the Sunnis call center on the day of elections. Or maybe he will insinuate that a high level Sunni leader fathered an illegitimate black child. Or maybe he can get all the Iraqi attorneys fired if they don't support the surge. Perhaps he could pull out one of his old favorites, by telling the Iraqis that the Sunnis won't protect them from the evil-doers (the Americans) and that if the Americans attack again, it will be because the Sunnis refused to allow them to do warrent wireless taps. Oh and torture.   Don't forget that in order for Iraq to be free, they need to be able to kidnap and torture people.  That is important.

It is well known fact that Iraq would basically be a muslum version of Great Britian by now if the Democrats were not getting in the way, giving aid to the enemy, so if the Democrat would just support the President and STFU, then Karl wouldn't have to go over there and "Swift Boat" a few Sunni leaders.

Either way, this will be a BIG loss for our country. Now that Bush has lost his "Brain," Bush will have to rely even more on the word of God. So hopefully we can outlaw gay marriage later this year.

A user sent me this email that detailed Karl Rove's workout plan. If you want to be like Karl, and basically run the country, you might want to take a look at this and incorporate it into your routine:

1) Light stretching

2) Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete.  (4 sets)

3) Cool down

4) Slim-Fast™ shake