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I have grown quite fond of LMD user Pastor and his rants against homosexuality:

YOU FILTHY THICKHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How dare you compare Jesus Christ to the hell vomited congregation of homosexual spawn McCAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Jesus Christ believes that mankind should use the earth as they will! McCAIN wants to protect the earth!!! Jesus Christ knows that homosexuals are filthy demons! McCAIN wants to let them destroy the sacred right of marriage!!! Jesus Christ believes in torturing heathens!!!

McCAIN wants to take care of them like a homosexual wimp!!! Jesus Christ would never give any respect to a fema-Nazi or a terrorist! McCAIN has said he respects them every time he speaks!!! J

esus Christ knows that God belongs in government! McCAIN wants to separate them forever!!! Jesus Christ cares about the lives of millions of children! McCAIN insist on there total slaughter like an animal!!!

Jesus Christ is the son of God! McCAIN is the son of the devil! Besides, it was a WOMEN who said that!!!!! What kind of TRUE AMERICAN listens to the hysterical simpering of some female who used her sluttish features to trick her way into a position in GOD’S PARTY?!?!? How many times must I explain this to you?!?!?!?!

MCCAIN IS HOMOSEXUAL HELL SPAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is one thing to believe McCAIN is a man of god, but featuring a comment made by a Lesbian...I am begining to wonder about you...

If you replace "McCain" with "Obama" in that last post and I think you would have my all time favorite comment on LMD, but any post with 15 "!" in a row is bound to make my love it, regardless.

So you can imagine how shocked I was to find out from an inside source that Pastor actually lives in San Francisco which as we all know is the homosexual capital of the world!!

Not only is San Franscisco the homo capital of the world, but it is the home district of Demoncrat Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi!!

Not only that but San Francisco NAME isn't even American, it is Mexican!

Not only that, but San Francisco constantly votes for Demoncrats!

Not only that, but San Francisco is part of California, the most blue state in America.

So Pastor, you owe the LMD community an explanation!  Are you there doing missionary work to try and cure the homos of the gay??  If so, I could understand it.  But other than that, I can't think of a reason why anyone would live in San Francisco. 

I mean, from your own personal safety, just think about how likely it is that you would catch AIDS around there.... there must be AIDS all over the place.  I would wash my hands all the time.

And, if God was going to Smit any city in the world (now that he finished New Orleans) the obvious choice would be San Francisco!!! 

 

I had thought all homosexuals voted Democrat.  Democrats are going to hell.  Homosexuals are going to hell.  It seems like a perfect fit!

So why is Dennis Kucinich going to such lengths to attract the gay voters? (see below).

What I want to know is... was this picture taken in Alabama, Arkansas, or Georgia.  Because, if it was, then Dennis "The Evil Elf" Kucinich committed a felony by performing this disgusting act on a microphone!

 

I'm sure you remember how, in 2006, the 89 year old Pat Robertson used the power of Jesus Christ to set the World Record for the Leg Press, pushing up over 2,000 lbs!!

Well it appears that Elizabeth Hurley, who I had written of as a stupid liberal actress, much like Maggie Gyllenhaal, is prepared  to prove that she is a true believer in Jesus, and will show the power of Christ during her Christian wedding by wearing "a stunning 4,000-pound pink silk sari."

4,000 pounds is nearly twice as much as Robertson's 2000 pound display!  Even more amazing, is that she is a woman, and much weaker than men (as God said, Women are worth 1/2 as much as men) and she won't just be holding it up for a few seconds like Robertson did, but she will be wearing it during the entire wedding (and maybe even the reception!!).

So what do you Athiests have to say now?? 

It seems like everywhere you turn, there is another stupid liberal actress spouting off with some dumb crap.

Well, now you can chalk up another as a nut job liberal actress. Maggie Gyllenhaal (who?) has mouthed off in a recent interview, saying that the United States "is responsible in some way" for the 9/11 attacks! Are you F***ING KIDDING ME?? How can you figure we were "responsible", huh? Were we stockpiling WMD? No. Were we opressing free speech? No. Were we building nukes? No. Were we doing anything except minding our own business? No. Simple, we were not responsible for anything!

Let's get another thing clear. Actors have no place in politics! Just because you are in some stupid Hollywood movie doesn't mean you have any business in things that actually matter. Give me a break.

Now I know what all the liberals are going to say... "Hey wait, Arnold is an actor! You just made a fool of your self!" No I didn't you idiot liberals. Arnold isn't an actor, he's a bodybuilder who happens to act in extremely popular feature films.  History has shown that bodybuilders, mimes and magicans have made some of the greatest leaders of all time, and that point can't be denied. So to all the liberals... stick it!

EDIT: Someone pointed out to me that Ronald Reagan was at one point an actor. The simple answer is this, Ronald Reagan was a great leader, and the fact that he was an actor doesn't change that! So just shut up and deal with it you idiot!