Who does she look like?#

I can't quite put my finger on it....

 

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Monday, February 18, 2008 #    Comments [11]  | 

 

Clintons Give The Sig Heil!! They LOVE Hitler!#



Bill "The Original Hell Spawn" Clinton and his partner in crime The Hildabeast, give the "Sig Heil" salute to their mentor, Adolf Hitler.

Can you believe that the Democrats love these guys?? 

I guess Democrats love Hitler.

Monday, May 07, 2007 #    Comments [16]  | 

 

Big Suprise: This Foreigner Things We Are Going To Lose#

Look at me, I am a big stupid foreigner, who things the US is going to lose, boo hoo, I am foreign. OMG stop the presses. This foreign bastard on the left, named Henry Kissinger, who is from Germany, home of Hitler, says that "military victory is no longer possible."

Oh really Adolf, I mean Henry?

You would like us to think that wouldn't you?

I bet you wished we just gave up like the Democrats wanted us to back in the 1950's when Germany and China bombed Pearl Harbor and sunk the Lusitania.

Too bad for you, but we have the power of God behind us, and we will continue to fight in Iraq until we bring peace and Christ to the land or every last Iraqi is dead!

But how could you know anything about God or Freedom?  You are a foreigner from a country who outlawed God, and who is ruled by military dictators!

Maybe it's you Germans who should have just given up in WWII when we entered the war cause you KNEW that you were going to get your ass kicked by us.  We have God remember?

 

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Tuesday, April 03, 2007 #    Comments [13]  | 

 

Darwin and Hitler: Satan's "Dream Team"#

Darwin and Hitler both believed in the exact same things.  If Darwin had never spoken out against God, Hitler never would have killed billions! I have been comparing Hitler to Darwin for years, and now I am being proven right beyond a shadow of a doubt! Not only did these 2 have a LOT in common, it turns out that they were basically a tag team for Satan!

In fact, did you know that WWII would have never happened if not for Darwin?!?  Did they teach that to you in school?  No!  (Because all the teachers are either stupid or liberal nutjobs ...most are stupid.)

"Darwin's Deadly Legacy," a new TV special that will air this summer will shed light on how Hitler and Darwin worked together to destroy the world.

This groundbreaking documentary from Dr. Kennedy and Coral Ridge Ministries, looks into the chilling social impact of Darwin's theory of evolution -- and the mounting evidence that Darwin had it wrong on the origin of life.

This 60 minute special featuring Ann Coulter, author of Godless; Richard Weikart, author of From Darwin to Hitler, Lee Strobel, author of The Case for a Creator; Jonathan Wells, author of Icons of Evolution; Phillip Johnson, author of Darwin on Trial; Michael Behe, author of Darwin’s Black Box, and Ian Taylor, author of In the Minds of Men will show why evolution is a bad idea that should be discarded into the dustbin of history.

Darwin said that people are apes, and we would be better off if we kept the "least evolved" humans from having kids.

So Hitler took his advice! 

Hitler said "Hey Darwin says there is no God, so I guess if I were to kill a billion people it would be ok."

Then he studied Darwins work even harder and was like "Oh, it says that if we kill all the 'weak' humans it will actually make us stronger and better!  Darwin wants me to kill all the Jews and brown haired bastards!  Ok, Darwin... I'll do it!"

WWII was under way, and Satan's Dream Team had done it's part.

Darwin and Hitler had together killed millions, and fired the first salvo against God, trying to convince people that God was not real, making the strengh of the Devil even stronger.

So now we look at our world today... the evidence of Satan's strangle hold on us is clear!  Democrats in power.  Liberals free to bloviate about "science" and other crap.  Homosexuals feeling free to "come out" even though God wants them to be Heterosexual.  Muslums being elected to congress!  Bush's approval ratings are at record lows!

Thanks Darwin.  You must be pretty proud of yourself.  All those people who died on 9/11 would be alive today if not for you.  Rot in Hell!

 

Wednesday, February 28, 2007 #    Comments [13]  | 

 

Now you messed with the wrong guy China!#

Check out this cool video! 

This is explaining what happened leading up to WWII.

Watch at the end when the Chinamen screws with the USA, and then the super cool USA guy is going to have to beat the crap out of everyone!



We saved the world!! With the help of God!

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Monday, February 19, 2007 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

What is Live.com saying?#
I tried asking Microsoft's new search engine, Live.com, "Why WWII Happened?" and the results were very clear: A picture of Al Franken.

Why did WWII happen?  Was it because of Al Franken, Liberals, or Jews?  I don't know which Live.com is trying to tell me!


So what is Live.com try to tell us?  I have come up with the following possible answers.
 
1) Al Franken caused WWII.  I don't know how old he was at the time, but he has always been someone who has been destroying America.  Maybe back then he wanted to destroy the world?  I dunno.
 
2) Liberals caused WWII.  Maybe Al was too young to have caused WWII, but Liberals would be a good answer to this question.  Pretty much everyone on the Axis side of WWII was a liberal.  Hitler, Mussolini, Emperor Hirohito and Stalin were all avid Liberals.  Thank God we had a Republican in the White House to save the world with his steadfastness.
 
3) Jews caused WWII.  I dunno live.com, that is kinda harsh don't you think?  I mean, maybe it is technically true.  Hitler did hate the Jews a lot.  Could this be the right answer?  I dunno, it's a bit too extreme, even for me!
 
Well I am going to go with option 2.  I guess Liberals are pretty much to blame for everything! 
 
If only Satan could be killed, then there would be no one to support the liberals on Earth, and God could just wipe them out.  Oh well, maybe on day.  The Rapture should be coming soon right?  I can't wait!
 
 
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