Has Google Seen The Light?#

I have always been hard on Google.

They rejected my site for AdWords, they are a member of the liberal media, and they frequently do things that really piss me off, like directly aiding terrorists, saying that Bush is an Asshole, building their organization with stem cells.

But last week I noticed that they were calling Barack Obama a terrorist, and now they have updated their search so that the search Miserable Failure no longer returns George W. Bush as number 1!

Google, this is a good step, but I could use a bump in my page rank ok?  3??? WTF!  Come on now, I have to be at least a 4!  Put aside your hatred of my chrstian values and do what is right, increase my page rank!

This is a great step, but I will hold back my endorcement until that same search returns a Democrat.

Friday, January 26, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Finally Google Gets Something Right!! Barak Osama is a Terrorist!#

Finally, Google gets something right.

Barak is obviously a terrorist... just look at his middle name, Hussein.
 
Tuesday, January 23, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Google Now Directly Aiding Terrorists!#
Want a map to blow up the Pentagon?  Google is more than happy to support the terrorists!!  Google is just anti-America!!

LMD reader "no1" passed the following shocking story on.  It seems that Google has gone from being just another God-hating liberal media organization, to an active supporter of Mulsum terrorists, actually aiding them in their attacks against God-fearing Christians!

Google, you have crossed the line this time!

Before, you were just being pusillanimous, but now, you are casting you lot with the enemy, the muslums!!!

I am writing a letter to George W. Bush and Dick Cheney urging that they name you a terrorist organization.  All they have to do is give the word you can all find youselfs in a dungeon in Egypt having your fingernails ripped out until you confess!  Then you will be sad that you didn't like Freedom and choose to side with the evil-doers who hate Freedom!

Remember, real conservatives use Ask.com!

Q: "Who is the best President Ever?"

A: George W. Bush is the best President ever

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Google Has Gone Too Far!!!#
I have reported before that Google is just another liberal media outlet, and we should all use Ask.com, which is a much better Christian and Conservative search engine.

But now Google has gone too far!!

Just look at the image below that was sent to me!!!!

If you use Google, you might go to hell

I will only say this, if you continue to use Google, I can not say for sure that you will not go to hell for doing so.
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Saturday, January 06, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

More Proof That Bush Is The Best!#

Disclaimer: Google is an evil liberal media organization. Whenever possible, use Ask.com, the only conservative search engine.

The images I collected are from the website GoogleFight.com.

This is just more irrefutable evidence that Bush will win against terrorism.

Bush kicks Terrorisms ASS

 

Click the link below to see some more examples!

Thursday, November 02, 2006 #    Comments [15]  | 

 

Mark Foley Takes One For The Team! Thanks Mark For Your Service!#

Mark Foley Is Not Gay ok?  He just lives a bachelor lifestyle! Well obviously Mark Foley was setup by the liberals who wanted to take him down for his conservative God-loving ways.

How do I know that he was setup? It's obvious...

The Democrats have numerous "hacker" connections, including the Al Qaeda hackers that the Defeat-o-crats paid to hack my site and put up gay porn!

You may remember that I got revenge on these people, thanks to my nerd friends at the Heritage Foundation, taking down Democrats.com not once, but twice!!  Oh, and I took Air America down too, but who cares about those guys, they are bankrupt right?

Back to the topic at hand!  The only "evidence" against Foley, are some "electronic mails" or "e-mails" as they are known on the bad internets, as well as some other stuff called "IMs" whatever that means.  I tried searching for IMS (using my favorite conservative search engine ask.com, I NEVER use the liberal google.com ) and all I got was the Institute of Mathematical Statistics.



More after the jump.

Monday, October 02, 2006 #    Comments [30]  | 

 

Analyst: Google "Built on Stem Cells!" I knew they were evil!!#
Google is quote, Built on Stem Cells, which you can only get by killing a baby!  This company needs to be destroyed by God! Business Week is reporting that Google is Built on Stem Cells!!

I knew they were evil, but this is far and beyond how evil I thought they were. 

This is past "voting Democratic" evil, this is past "choosing to be a homosexual" evil, this is past "declaring yourself an atheist" evil, this is "I am the son of Satan and I will now destroy the Earth as the Bible fortold" evil.

As you all know, Google, not to be confused with an equally disgusting website called Booble, is a very large company.  In order to get that many stem cells, it must have forced the death and/or abortions of literally millions of christan babies.

Remember, you should be using Ask.com.  Just go there and ask it, "Must all liberals die?" 
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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Ask.Com "Gets It."#

Ask Jeeves - This guy is a butler whos master is obviously a RepublicanMany of you have been following my crusade against Google, who is leading the new internets into liberal idiocy, but I can finally report on some good news on the internets.

In my opinion Google is like the online equivalent of CNN (and no, CNN.com isn't a better equivalent), so I have been looking for the online version of Fox News (other than FoxNews.com).

Well, I have found it!!!  It's Ask.com.

Unlike other search engines, Ask.com works by allowing you to ask it a question, and it will tell you the answer. So I had to go ask the question:

Must all Liberals Die? and the answer was a resounding YES as "All Liberals Must Die!!!" filled the results in spots 1, 2, 3 and 4.

You see, Ask.com "gets it."  They know that we are fighting for our freedom, and it isn't just the terrorists that we have to fight against.  There are operatives in our own government who would love nothing more than to see our current government fail, we call them Democrats. 

My theory was proved true (unlike evolution, which has never been proven) with more searches:

Question: Is the war in Iraq going well?
Answer: "Despite Perception, War in Iraq Going Well,... "

See??? Ask.com even knows about the liberal bias and the perception that is caused by its propaganda. Awesome!! 

Question: Is George Bush the best president?
Answer: George W. Bush is the best...

He sure is!!

Question: Are the Democrats going to win ever?
Answer: Bush is going to win...

The Bush family will be in control of this country forever!  That is my nightly prayer.

I have to say, I love this site!  Thinking back, it all makes sense.  Ask.com can be access by aj.com and also by askjeeves.com.  Jeeves was, of course, a butler.   Making sense now?   See the connection?  I'll help you along...

Who has butlers?
Rich people.

How do rich people vote?
Republican.

Why do they vote Republican?
Because they were smart enough to make a ton of money, they are smart enough to know that Republicans are the obvious choice for government.

Which party is Ask.com aligned with?
The Republican Party!! YEA!!

So I want to urge everyone here. Stop using Google and start using Ask.com.

It is a way you can help the fight against terrorism and liberalism just by clicking a mouse.

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Sunday, March 26, 2006 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Liberal Media Gets New Member -- Google!!#
Well I guess it was bound to happen. Google has made the transition into media with their News Search, Video Search, and Boob Search, Google was bound to become a left wing fringe group just like the rest of the media outlets, except for a few moderate groups like NewsMax, Matt Drudge, and Fox News.

I submitted this site to Google Ads, and promptly received this reply from those commie bastards:

Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense.

After reviewing your application, our program specialists have found that it does not comply with our policies. Therefore, we're unable to accept you into Google AdSense at this time.

We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below. If you are able to resolve these issues, please feel free to reply to this email for reconsideration when you have made the changes.

Issues:

- Sensitive content

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Further detail: Sensitive content: Google believes strongly in freedom of expression and offers broad access to content across the web without censoring search results. At the same time, we reserve the right to exercise discretion when reviewing sites for AdSense. We've found that your website contains content that we don't allow at this time. AdSense policy doesn't currently accept sites that advocate against any individual, group, or organization. Please review our policies (https://www.google.com/adsense/policies?hl=en_US) for a complete list of site content not allowed on web pages.

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If you would like to submit another website for consideration, simply reply to this email and provide us with the URL. If this new website complies with our program policies, we will help you start delivering Google ads in minutes.

Please contact us at adsense-support@google.com  if you have any questions.

Regards,

The Google Team


"The Google Team", more like the Democratic National Committee!

So I started thinking about this... If Google was going to censure me and my website, I bet they are already applying their leftist policies on their search engine.

My next step was to test out this theory... I went to Google and did the following searches:

"Bush Sucks" return 57,400 hits.

"Bush is the greatest president ever" only returned 706 hits!!!!!!

Do you realize that mathmatically 57,400 is about 1600 times more than 706 !?!

Do you think this is just "luck" or a programming error that would cause such a difference? Also think about this... there are WAY more people that think Bush is the greatest president ever than there are people who think Bush sucks. All my friends think Bush is the greatest president ever... ALL of them.

Even Islam.com agrees with this as they are the number 1 result for the search with this page. It says pretty clearly:

did jesus mean for people to turn there backs on there brothers while a mad man is killing them?u mean hateful men of lust and have,u say ,you idiot and u think your so right,because your life is full with femin pleasures and luxuries,u need a good man to put u in your place ,like a husband puts his wife in place when she is wrong and her belly is full of hate.
So basically it comes down to this, Google is a communist, left-wing, revolutionary and probably treasonist (although I can't prove it) organization.

Wow... I was just about to write here that Google would probably pull my site from their list. Well guess what... THEY ALREAD HAVE!!!!

A few weeks ago my site was number 1 on Google for the search "Liberals Must Die", and now?????? TOTALLY GONE!!! WTF???
Yahoo still has me at the number 1 position, so all I can do is hope that Yahoo doesn't go the route of Google and become a Nazi-Organization!

Hey Google, "I'm Feeling Lucky"! In your face!
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Wednesday, June 15, 2005 #    Comments [17]  | 

 

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