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The Chicago Cubs were the odds on favorite to win the World Series this year.

But that wasn't enough for them.  They needed to do something to increase their chances.

They should have turned to Jesus and God, and asked for victory.  But they knew....  They KNEW that God would smite them down because they are spawn from the same evil city that has spawned the most evil person to walk the earth since Hitler, and the man who many believe is in fact that Anti-Christ: Barack Obama.

So, knowing that God would reject them, they decided to turn to evil.  That evil came in the form of a Satanic Priest!

Rev. James L. Greanias, who is a "Greek Orthodox" priest was called upon to bless the dugout with "holy water."

Ladies and Gentlemen, this so called "priest" doesn't even celebrate Easter on the right sunday!  We have Jesus, they have Zeus, I think you know which one is real and which isn't.

So, should we be suprised that the cubs have been utterly destroyed in the first 2 games after turning to Rev Greanias and Zeus?  NO!  God and Jesus won't stand for that kind of nonsense, and they are letting the world know that there is only 1 true God, and that god is God (and Jesus).

 

Sweet!

I wonder if the artist would do this design in stained glass for my church?

 

UPDATE: I just came across this.  Take THAT Al Gore!!  Time for a PMITAP!

The liberal media is at it again, lying about everything.

World's Oldest Bible Goes Online is the story of a 4th centry Bible, the oldest on Earth, going online for scholars and Republicans to study.

However, they claim that this version of the Bible doesn't have Jesus being raised from the dead!  Instead Jesus' body is simply missing from the tomb!

So if Jesus didn't raise himself from the dead, then what happened to his body hmmmmm?

I tell ya, these liberal media outlets are just stupid.

The Bible is the word of God.  It is true and timeless.  Everone knows Jesus was raised from the dead, and everyone knows that the Bible is the original word of God, and everyone knows that in the original Bible Jesus was raised from the dead, so why are we even disucssing this? 

I saw this today on one of the bad internets.

This kind of joke is not funny because it is not true!

Priests are men of God, they would never do such a thing!

No man would ever engage in homosexuality unless he really wanted to burn in hell.

 

Someone sent me this link, all I can see is the headline that says "God Arrested For Selling Concaine Near Church!!!"  The rest of the page is not loading for me!!!!!  OHHH I hate the evil internets.  I wouldn't have this problem if the tubes weren't getting all stuck with stuff.

Can anyone tell me what the article says?

Did God say anything to his followers?

Did he have a message about voting for John McCain?

When will the rapture be???

I attended a new church this week and I have to say I loved it.

Not that I will ever give up MY church, but it was really neat to be in another house of God, free of any Democrats.

I took this picture of the beautiful stained glass picture they have.  What a wonderful piece of art to describe the true work that priests do.

Amen.

Notice that every type of person who is going to Hell is also the type that vote for Democrats ALL THE TIME?!?!

 

Thieves, pagans, homosexuals, masturbators, atheists, porn-lovers..... all Democratic strong holds!!

Lately I have been wondering, "Am I the only one who thinks John McCain and Jesus have a TON in common?" I am glad to see that many others agree with me that McCain and Jesus are nearly 1 in the same.

Georgia Republican Party chairwoman Sue Everhart said Saturday that the party's presumed presidential nominee has a lot in common with Jesus Christ.

"John McCain is kind of like Jesus Christ on the cross," Everhart said as she began the second day of the state GOP convention. "He never denounced God, either."

Everhart was praising McCain for never denouncing the United States while he was being tortured as a prisoner of war in Vietnam.

So just in case you missed the point of her comments:

McCain = Jesus

USA = God

I LOVE those metaphors!!  USA!! USA!!! USA!!!

Awwwww, how cute. 

A while ago I posted about this very subject.  Physicists (which are like scientists, except they believe in the Bible) believed that they could prove God exists with some new machine somewhere or whatever.

Well, guess what atheists??  They are very close now!!!

Physicist expects 'God particle' will be found soon

HAHAHHAAA STFU liberals and atheists!!  Now what do you all you scientists have to say huh???  Where is your Darwin now??  Or would you prefer Richard Dawkins??

Doesn't matter, you will all go to hell!! HAHA LOL.  Sux 2 b u!  :)

What I am wondering is this, how many of you atheists are going to come crying to me for forgiveness?  Asking me to pray to God on your behalf, begging for his mercy??  I got sour news for you Jack.  I might pretend to help you, but when I say my prayer I will be telling God what I really think of you people. 

Smite them Lord.  Now they know the truth, let them suffer for their evil ways!  Rain down hot acid upon them and their family!!  Strike their friends and loved ones with terrible disease!!! OH YES IT WILL BE GREAT!

You see atheists, you picked the way of the wicked, the way of evil, the way of satan, instead of siding with the ever lasting love, joy and compassion of God.  Now BURN IN HELL FOR EVER!!!

UPDATE:

The physics evidence for God just keeps piling up!  Based on this, it seems they have used physics to prove the Bible is RIGHT!!  Suck it scientists!!  You guys suck.  There's a new sherrif in town, and their name is "physicists" and they aren't constrainted by your evil science ways!

 

The liberal media might tell you that our "message" isn't resonating with the youth of this country, but I strongly disagree.

Just take a look at the young man below.  He is clearly happy to have found the information that is being presented at this college discussion.  Just look at how he smiles and points to the info that is going to put him on a path to salvation!

 

When you side with the Devil, you can expect God to punish you, both in live and in death.

Why would anyone actually WORK for Hillary Clinton? Are they evil? Are they homosexuals? Are they illegal aliens? Are they Satanists? Who knows which, if not all, of those apply to the people working for her campaign. (Don't even get me STARTED on Barack "Da Mad Terrerist" Ob(s)ama).

So should it come as a suprise that God is striking back at her by sending a "mad man" with a bomb to her office?

Really... what makes this man any more "mad" than anyone in the Bible?? Sounds to me like he is doing the work of God!

Clearly this man was instructed by God to carry out this act to put all the Democrats on notice: God will not give up America, his chosen land, to the evil forces of the Democrat party without a fight!

How do I know this?  Because I feel it.  This has the feeling of a Biblical demonstration.   God is showing his love for us by trying to protect us from these evil hethens!

I think God, in his infinite wisdom, picked this method to show us how weak on terrorism the Demon-crats will be.

This guy, with a bomb, was able to easily access Hillary Clintons campaign office.  Where was the security? 

If you can't secure you own headquaters, how can you possibly secure our borders? 

In summary: God is great, Republicans are God's favorite, and Democrats are evil.

 

The Dumass-crats can't seem to TAKE A HINT!

A few weeks ago they tried to pass a law that would expand the so-called SCHIP program, to cover even MORE poor kids who get sick.

Republicans were very polite in their response... "Thanks, but no thanks."

We came up with some nice reasons why we didn't want to vote for this bill.  Stuff like "we don't want to pay for people who are already insured" and "we don't think the government should be in the healthcare industry" etc.

So even though we voted against it, and Bush vetoed it, and Republicans banded together to block the veto-override, the Demon-crats are putting the bill up AGAIN today for another vote.

Ok Democrats, we tried to be nice, but I guess now we have to give you the cold hard truth.

We don't care about sick poor kids.  OK??

These aren't my kids!  My kids have health insurance!  I don't care about these kids, I have never even met one of them!

If we are going to dumb millions into paying for these kids to see a doctor when they get sick, how are we going to fund the war in Iraq??  Tell me that one!  How are we going to fund the war in Afganistan??  How are we going to fund our war in Iran? (coming soon)  I am still enjoying the "tax cuts for the rich" that Bush and his Republican congress put in years ago... you want to take that away from me too??? 

And... lets get right to the point. 

There is a reason these kids come from poor familes, and there is a reason they are sick.  God made it so.  If these kids were better people, and better Christians, maybe they wouldn't have been born into a poor familiy, and maybe they wouldn't have gotten sick.

Who are we to stand in the way of God?  If God wills a little girl to get leukemia, He is clearly sending a message that this girl doesn't deserve to be around.  Maybe she is going to grow up to be the next Hitler and God is trying to stop her!  The Dems would love to see another Hitler, so I guess it all makes sense.

So Dems, we tried to be nice about it, but you just kept pushing.  We will NEVER vote for this, or any other healthcare bill that isn't helping our economy by aiding big pharma ok?  So get over it and STFU!

 

It's nice to see that there will be guys like this to pick up where we leave off in the fight for what is right.

Could this the next Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney or even George W Bush?

 

Just a reminder for you on this blessed day:

This is the LAST time I ever order a bible from England (home of the Satanist/Atheist Richard Dawkins).

Click the image for a larger view:

Undeniable proof of the power of God.

Just look at those people shake and lurch!

100% proof of the power of God!

The President doesn't read the news paper, and most times, if you are a smart Republican like George W. Bush and me, you really don't need to.

All you need to know the "whole story" is to read the headline.

For example, I came across this headline this morning:

Bush Is Prepared to Veto Bill to Expand Child Insurance

Do you need to read the article?  No. It is clear what is going on here, and I will explain it.

Bush is getting ready to veto some bill, and if Bush is going to veto it, you know it must be evil.  So first off we know 2 things, 1) the bill is evil, and 2) Bush was chosen by God to be our president.

Now look at the information we have about this bill. We already know that this bill is true evil, and we also know from the headline that it is "Child Insurance."

So we now know what the bill is: This bill will provide "Child Insurance" to all the immoral hethen Democrats out there who want to have sex will hundreds of partners (me or women, Democrats go both ways), without being married to them, and are concerned that they might accidentally cause a pregnancy. This "Child Insurance" would then be used to pay for the abortions.

So now we know 1) the bill is evil, and 2) it is going to pay for millions of abortions, so we can assume that 3) this bill is being pushed by the Democrats, because they are the party that hates God.  So we also know that 4) the Republicans must have all voted against this bill but they were beaten back by the evil majority party because 5) Republicans are the party of Good, Truth and God, while 6) Democrats are the party of Satan and Science, who want to force your children to learn "evolution."

But no fear. God and Bush are teaming up once again to stop this evil act!  We need those babies to be BORN, and we need to get them to enlist for service in Iraq in the coming decades, as well as for our upcoming campaigns against Iran, Syria, and (God willing) France.

So next time you think you need to read the whole article, think again!

Homosexual sex is "illegal sex" both in terms of human laws (the ones that you must follow) and in terms of God's laws (the ones Bush and Cheney follow).

But when was the last time that you heard of someone going after the homosexuals for their constant illegal sex?

Finally, someone is willing to do something about this terrible threat to my marriage and our planet as a whole. Meet Fort Lauderdale mayor Jim Naugle, who is pushing the idea of buying $250,000 robot toilets to help stop the "illegal sex."

Now, some might call this idea overly costly, others might call it bat-sh*t insane, but there is one thing that is clear, the robots are here to stay, and they are going to watch you take a dump to make sure you are not engaging in any illegal sex!

The Mayor explains:

We're trying to provide a family environment where people can take their children who need to use the bathroom," he said, "without having to worry about a couple of men in there engaged in a sex act."

Homosexuals... They're engaging in sex, anonymous sex, illegal sex.

The homosexual newspaper said it's the 'gay parking lot.' That's not me saying that, that's what they said. I don't use the word 'gay.' I use the word 'homosexual.' Most of them aren't gay. They're unhappy.

Well said sir. Well said indeed.

I quickly found that there was more about this Mayor that I really liked:

When the Christian outreach event Beachfest came to town in 2003, he said anyone who had a problem with the city's official embrace of the religious festival "can move to Iraq."

Earlier this year, he refused to sign a mayor's pact to reduce greenhouse gases. Naugle said global warming is not caused by humans and that the pact contained "hate-America stuff that the environmental wackos want in."

Maybe I should move in to Fort Lauderdale!!

Or better yet, maybe I should help this man run for President!! He sounds like just the caliber of leader that we could use running our country!

They said it couldn't be done.

They said "A jury of his peers found him guilty."

They said "In a time of war, he released classified information that aided the enemy."

They said "He intentionally lied under oath to cover up his role, and the role of the Bush and Cheney, in committing treason."

And most ignorantly they said, "No one is above the law."

Think again you liberal morans!

God is above the law!

He created the entire universe in just a few days, only 6000 years ago, and even moved the light from distant galaxies very close to the Earth so we would be able to see the stars (otherwise, it would take millions of years for the light to arrive, duh).

God created the law, and so obviously he is above it.

For example, the "human law" says that you can't stone someone to death for blasphemy, but as far as God is concerned, it is against the law NOT to stone them to death!  See?  Same goes for homosexuals and Democrats.

God is not the only person who is above the law.  People he picks to represent him on Earth are above the law too, like George W. Bush, who was picked by God to run the Country Of God (The United States Of America)!

But wait, there's more!!  The same "above-the-law-ness" extends beyond Bush.  Just as God picked Bush to run the World, Bush picked Cheney to be his VP, and Cheney picked Scooter to be his chief of staff.

Ergo... Scooter was picked by God to be Dick Cheney's chief of staff, and therefore, Scooter Libby is above the law (the human law that is).

Bush's decision to commute his sentence (which means he will never spend 1 day in jail... HELL YEA!!!!) is really just Bush acting based on the wishes of God, and is totally in line with Bush's history of taking actions that are in the best interest of himself, and the planet (and the Universe, since we are the only living creatures in the Universe).

This move by Bush is pure justice on a Biblical scale!! He has GOT to be the greatest President EVER!

Hmmm.... what is that?  It's a bunch of US Carriers getting ready to blow your hethen country to shreds!

You guys are SOOO screwed.  Looks like you picked the wrong God to worship.  Sucks to be you.

This is the best news I have heard since I found out that Clinton (hell spawn) got impeached for his high crimes.  It looks like the new president of the NEA (National Education Association) is going to be Kenneth Willard, a Kansas Republican, and an opponent of teaching evolution in science class in favor of teaching the truth... that God created the Universe and the Earth in 6 days, and on the 7th day he rested.

This is GREAT NEWS!!

No longer will our children have to wonder why what they learn in science class seems to contradict the Bible on every page of every text. 

Now they can rest secure knowing that the Bible is true, and science books are typically lies that are made up by liberal scientists who try to undermine Christianity.

I hate Science and Math, and they need to be replaced in our education system with Bible and Religion classes if we are ever going to get anywhere.

This is a good start!

Today is a sad day. The great Jerry Falwell has decided that it is time for him to move on. In a world of increasing satanism, and progressive activism, Jerry decided that it was time for him to leave this world, and move on to the next, where he can use his powers at a global level.

The bad news is that we will no longer have him on this planet to give us great advice. He was of such high caliber, he could even rival President Bush in terms of wisdom and intelligence.

The good news is that this probably means that the Democrats have no chance in winning the election in 2008.

With Jerry up in heaven, he will easily be able to influence God to "adjust" things so that true evil, like Barak Obama, will have no chance to win.

Republicans are going to win in a landslide!!

When you watch this video, you will soon realize a few things:

1) Our God Is An Awesome God

2) Jesus is real

What do you Satan Worshipers.... errrr..... I mean "Atheists" have to say about this?

You think Clouds just randomly form into the shape of Jesus, JUST as Google is taking a picture of them???

I challenge any "scientist" out there to figure out the odds, and then tell me that you don't believe in Jesus!

OMG This Is The Bomb!!!

Kids today are so lucky!

 

Jesus has never been so awesome, except for a few times when he did miracles.  But other than that this is the greatest thing ever!!!

I have been wanting some Jesus and God action figures since I was 4, and now FINALLY thanks to WeAreFisherman.com my dream of owning a Troy Aikman Jesus, or a Biker Jesus has finally been answered!

The “I Am Freedom” figure showcases a jean-clad Jesus aboard a Chopper, complete with long raked handlebars, his long robe flying out from behind him. The “I Am Victory” model has Jesus mid-bicycle kick in a soccer uniform, his cleats pointing skyward. In a more thoughtful vein, “I Am Peace” shows Jesus in camouflage military fatigues, holding a dove in his outstretched hand, while “I Am Hope” simply portrays Jesus in shabby clothing, holding a sign with the all-too omnipresent, “Will Work 4 Food.”

...Rounding out the set are “I Am Strength,” with Jesus aboard a bucking bull, cowboy hat in hand; “I Am Faith,” featuring Jesus scrambling with a football; “I Am Spirit” has Him shooting a curl while surfing; “I Am Youth” has a skateboarding Jesus riding a rail; and lastly “I Am Life” shows a rock-climbing Jesus hanging from a cliff.

Thank God!

There is no excuse for NOT buying all of these and forcing your children, or children on your block, to play with them.

 

Everyone needs to watch this.

Explains perfectly why the Bible is true!

 

The Rev. Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intensive "gay curing" counseling and is convinced he is "completely heterosexual," telling oversight board that his sexual contact with men was limited to his accuser.

Unfortunately, Haggard and his wife are going to be leaving Colorado Springs, and will not be continuing work as a minister.

Instead, Haggard AND his wife, are going to BOTH pursue "Masters Degrees" via online programs like the University Of Phoenix.

One of his male "overseers," who helped Haggard through his FLAG (Feeling Like A Gay) problems was the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur.

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered."

When it comes to homosexualism, or the issue of church leaders molesting young boys, H.B. London, who runs a Focus on the Family ministry to pastors, has a different outlook on Haggards FLAG problems, "He is certainly gifted and intelligent and has an intuitive side to him. And he has life experience. Those are good credentials."

 

Well I guess we are screwed. The Colts kicked the Bears ass, and as we point out earlier, this is a clear indication that Satan is gaining full control over the world.

The Rapture must be right around the corner.

I am really excited about the Rapture, but really disappointed that the evil-doers have seemingly won.

We used to be a country of Puritans, worshiping God, burning witches, and killing hethen Indians.

No, we have devolved into a demon worshiping country of Democrats, liberals, and homosexuals.

When you go an elect Democrats, no wonder Satan's power grows!

Today is Superbowl Suday, and we are seeing a matchup of 2 teams, each representing one side of the never ending fight of Good (Bears) vs Evil (Colts).

God is obviously going to be supporting the Bears.

It is not just me who sees this obvious fact.  Others have noted similar connections:

God wants the Bears to win. If you don't want the Bears to win, you're against God. If you're against God, you're going to Hell.

There it is, cheer for the Bears, or suffer eternal damnation.

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There's symbolism in this that proves that God backs the Bears. Change just one letter for Chicago and you get "Beads", as in "Rosary".

But for Indianapolis, stick in that horseshoe from their helmets and you get "Cults". Sure sounds satanic to me.

More after the jump.

I just found this awesome piece of legislation, which is suprisingly from one of the states I hate the most, Massachusetts.

PART IV. CRIMES, PUNISHMENTS AND PROCEEDINGS IN CRIMINAL CASES

TITLE I. CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS

CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER

Chapter 272: Section 36. Blasphemy

Section 36. Whoever wilfully blasphemes the holy name of God by denying, cursing or contumeliously reproaching God, his creation, government or final judging of the world, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching or exposing to contempt and ridicule, the holy word of God contained in the holy scriptures shall be punished by imprisonment in jail for not more than one year or by a fine of not more than three hundred dollars, and may also be bound to good behavior.

You hear that Liberals????

1 year in PMITAP, or maybe even a FPMITAP!!!

We need to make this a federal law, so that ALL Atheists and Muslums in ALL 50 states can be thrown in jail!!

Praise God!!

 

Here is even more proof that the Bears are God's team, and that they are going to have HIS power behind them in the Superbowl!

Colts fans who are true Christians will root for the Bears, or face damnation.

As you may know, Mike Ditka was a hall of fame tight end for the Chicago Bears, before becoming their coach and leading them to their 1985 Superbowl victory.

But, even before that, Ditka was a die hard Republican!

Ditka had considered running for Senate, and I am really sad that he didn't because then he would have put a quick end to this "Obama" terrorist guy back in 2004.

But I digress... 

Now, with God throwing his support behind the Republican Ditka's favorite team, the Bears, what can we expect?

Click below to see what is in store for the residents of Miami.

What a joke.

Tom Cruise has been told that he is the "Christ" of Scientology.

Scientology leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion. A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. “Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Take a good look at how liberals treat a man of God, Pastor Fred Phelps, out preaching the word of the Bible!!

We covered Pastor Fred earlier in our article: John Stewart's Fag Enablement Heralds Coming Apocalypse.

This guy is an honest Christian, who does nothing but follow the Bible! And how is he rewarded for his pious behavior by the liberals?

They scream at him! They force his group to get a police escort! They break the windows of the van as they leave!

This is just more proof. Liberals, and Athiests have no morals at all!!!