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Homosexual sex is "illegal sex" both in terms of human laws (the ones that you must follow) and in terms of God's laws (the ones Bush and Cheney follow).

But when was the last time that you heard of someone going after the homosexuals for their constant illegal sex?

Finally, someone is willing to do something about this terrible threat to my marriage and our planet as a whole. Meet Fort Lauderdale mayor Jim Naugle, who is pushing the idea of buying $250,000 robot toilets to help stop the "illegal sex."

Now, some might call this idea overly costly, others might call it bat-sh*t insane, but there is one thing that is clear, the robots are here to stay, and they are going to watch you take a dump to make sure you are not engaging in any illegal sex!

The Mayor explains:

We're trying to provide a family environment where people can take their children who need to use the bathroom," he said, "without having to worry about a couple of men in there engaged in a sex act."

Homosexuals... They're engaging in sex, anonymous sex, illegal sex.

The homosexual newspaper said it's the 'gay parking lot.' That's not me saying that, that's what they said. I don't use the word 'gay.' I use the word 'homosexual.' Most of them aren't gay. They're unhappy.

Well said sir. Well said indeed.

I quickly found that there was more about this Mayor that I really liked:

When the Christian outreach event Beachfest came to town in 2003, he said anyone who had a problem with the city's official embrace of the religious festival "can move to Iraq."

Earlier this year, he refused to sign a mayor's pact to reduce greenhouse gases. Naugle said global warming is not caused by humans and that the pact contained "hate-America stuff that the environmental wackos want in."

Maybe I should move in to Fort Lauderdale!!

Or better yet, maybe I should help this man run for President!! He sounds like just the caliber of leader that we could use running our country!

Democrats are always looking for proof that global warming is true, when any logical person knows it is total BS.

So what did they do?  They changed Daylight Savings Time to cause there to be an extra hour of daylight earlier in March!  Why is no one talking about this??

One of the "rock and roll" bands that some of the bastard children in my neighborhood listen too is a group called "3-11".

This "band," which includes a Mexican (probably to show their support for illegal aliens) performs, from what I can tell, a mixture of the evilness of "rock and roll" with the disgusting tone of "gansta rap."

From what I have been able to find out, the name "311" was selected by the band for 1 of 2 reasons:

1. 311 stand for KKK, as K is the 11th letter in the alphabet. So 3 11s are 3 Ks = KKK.
   
2. The band named themselves in tribute to the successful Al Qaeda bombings in Madrid on 3/11. I think this is more likely given what I now know about the lead singer "Nick Hexum."

Some research into Mr. "Hexum" discovered that he has formed an organization called "Liberal Hexum." I knew it...

Apparently he isn't even ashamed to be a liberal!  Their website makes me want to puke:

A disturbing trend in society today is the use of the word "liberal" as a derogatory label. I believe this is due to widespread misunderstanding of the true definition of the word.

According to Webster’s dictionary a liberal is “one who is open-minded or not strict in the observance of orthodox, traditional, or established forms or ways.” To describe someone as liberal is to say that they are a person “having social views favoring reform and progress, tolerant of change; not bound by authoritarianism, orthodoxy, or tradition.”

Notice that they forgot to mention that liberals hate America, want to destroy our economy, want to give all my money to the poor, want to let mexicans into our country, want to take away our guns, and want to elect a person trained in terrorist training camps run our country.

So what is "Liberal Hexum" going to do; encourage more people to lead a homosexual lifestyle?

Liberal Hexum is a non-profit organization dedicated to supporting various environmental and social causes.

Our first goal is to fund research efforts and raise awareness of the effects of global warming.

Not this global warming crap again... When will these idiots figure this out?

Let me spell it out for you AGAIN!

1) Bush talks with God (God got him elected)

2) God konws everything (He is God)

3) If there was a problem with global warming, God would tell GWB what to do.

So OBVIOUSLY there isn't a problem because God hasn't said anything yet about it!  Duh!

Just remember this, if you are thinking about buying a 311 CD, you are either supporting the KKK, or the Al Qaeda bombings, so be careful!

Frequent LiberalsMustDie.com commenter, GodHatesLibs, provided this fantastic piece of art in a recent comment.  I thought you would all enjoy it!

There's tons of snow upon the ground.
They say there will be more.
I'd like to work my tensions out
By punching out Algore!

For making that mis-titled film
"An Inconvenient Truth",
I'd plow my fist into his jaw
And knock out every tooth!

His "global warming" 's nothing but
Pathetic myths and lies.
I'd drive my knee into his crotch
And blacken both his eyes!

Get this: he flies a private jet
To get from town to town!
Because he's such a hypocrite,
I'd love to beat him down!

Algore, you are a stupid man.
You're worthless, sad and weak.
I'm glad that you're not president,
Because you're such a freak!

Al Gore, you are such an evil individual! I hope your deal with Satan is really good, because one day you will wish you had not sold you soul.

I think this about sums it up.

The hearing on 'WARMING OF THE PLANET' had to be cancelled because of an ice storm.

And yet these Global Warming idiots don't get it!

Global warming is just a lie!

This week, Congress held its first hearings on the bogus IPCC report on climate change. That report, which was put together without a single representative from the religious communities, "concluded" that global warming is “unequivocal” and human activity is the main driver, “very likely” causing most of the rise in temperatures since 1950.

Notice that they only say it is "very likely."

Why are they not 100% sure?  Because it isn't true.  If it were true, they could say "We are sure that global warming is real" but they can't say that can they?

There are still things unaccounted for, like the possability that Dinosaur Flatulance.

My good friend Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA), had something to say on the subect.  "We don’t know what those other cycles were caused by in the past. Could be dinosaur flatulence, you know, or who knows?"

Exactly!

Dinosaurs were all over the earth just a few thousand years ago, and they were really big.

Their farts could... to this day... still be warming our atmosphere, the way God intended it to... naturally!

Global warming is just a scare tactic used by the left and the scientists to scare people into thinking they are smart.

Don't believe it!