This is terrible!

This average Republican guy wanted to vote for President Bush in the 2008 election, and the people their refused to allow him to do so! 

Their logic is terrible!!  They told him that Bush is not allowed to serve a 3rd term.  Oh yea??  Well let me ask you this you liberal dumbasses.... who made up that rule?  I'll tell you who, the people.  We live in a DEMOCRACY where we have FREEDOM.  If you want to live without freedom than move to Europe or even France, but here we are free.

So, if Bush got 51% of the vote this time, obviously that is what the people want, and they would HAVE to have let him in.

I wonder if people were not turned away if Bush could have won re-election.  Probably.

Damn liberals.

 

Basically, they are all negro loving terrorist lovers, who will only love terrorist homos if they are the same sex as they are because they love homosexuality almost as much as they hate Christianity and God and Christians because we disagree with them on their love of Mulsimism and mexicans and the mexican language as well as Europe and France in specific, mostly because they are all commie bastards over there, which is exactly what the dumbass democrats seem to love these days, so long as they they are getting it up the butt from some muslum terrorist who hates Jesus and isn't going to stand up for the 2nd amendment, which gives me a constitutional right to own a 50 caliber machine gun that I mounted to the top of my house to defend it against the dark skinned people who are going to be coming after my stuff if Barack Osama wins, which I know won't happen because God is on the side of good, just, white, christian republicans and Satan is on the side of those dark skinned homosexual deviants who he has marked with dark skin so that all would know that he has placed his hold on their souls, which will go straight to hell when they die for hating Jesus and for killing millions of babies and for speaking ill of President Bush who was picked by God to lead our country into a great war against the arabs which will result in the end of days as the earth is cooked in hell fire from a hundred thousand nucular bombs!

And Al Franken is a fag:

 

Is George W. Bush the greatest American ever.  Probably, but Batman is a close second.

Watch this gameshow where contestants try to decided who said it, Bush or Batman!

George W. Bush and Batman: Real American Heros.

 

Finally the people of San Francisco are giving George W. Bush the respect he deserves.

A San Francisco measure seeking to commemorate President Bush's years in office by slapping his name on a city sewage plant has qualified for the November ballot.

The measure certified Thursday would rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

This is really a good sign for the country.

The number of liberals, homosexuals, atheists and hethens in San Francisco is among the highest in the world.

If we are winning the PR battle there, it looks likke this will be a pretty nice year for John McCain and God and a bad year for Barack Obama, Osama Bin Laden, homosexuals and Satan!

 

If there is one thing that Liberals will never understand, it's that God is real and they are going to hell.

But, if there is a second thing that they will never understand, it is that being smart isn't a good thing.

Liberals LOVE to act as though being smart and educated is a positive, when we Republicans know that it just makes you a damn fool!

Think about this... you get a Republican who goes to a Christian school, gets a high school education maybe, gets married at 19, has 3-4 kids by the time he is 21, works on the farm or at the ol'mill, drives a pickup truck (milage be damned!) and you ask him some questions...

Q: Is God real?

A: Hell yeaw He real.  And I'll kick the crap outta any queer who say he aint!  (correct)

Q: What is the most dangerous treat to our nation?

A: The damn Mexicans that keep comin up round these parts.  Takin our jerbs and speakin their damn mexican languages.  If I see one those wetbacks playing soccer I am gonna get my shotgun and run them outta town!  (correct, Barack Obama would have also been a correct answer)

Q: Was invading Iraq the right decision?

A: Fuck yea!  That bastard bomd our country and I say good riddens.  And to all the pussies who are upset about it I say we just nuke the whole God Damned camel jockey land.  There aint nothing but jews and muslums there anyhow.  (correct)

Q: Who you going to vote for?

A: John McCain, who else, the muslum?  (correct)

MORE AFTER THE FOLD!

For any of you moderates out there who are still not sure if you should vote for John McCain, I hope this clears things up for you:

The last 8 years have been fricking awesome, and by voting for John McCain we can keep this gravy train rolling for at least another 8!!  Lets do it!

That would be so sweet to win 3 trillion dollars:

 

Suck it Obama, you terrerist lovin mulato!

Baseball fans are "real Americans" so you know that all baseball fans are Republicans.

Just listen to the crowd go crazy when Bush is announced!

In case you are wondering, they aren't boooing, they are saying "Buuuuuuush."

 

With McCain wrapping up the nomination, I knew that President Bush would feel a degree of liberation, but I didn't realize how bold and steadfast he would be in displaying how liberated he feels:

 

I just got this email:

"president@whitehouse.gov"

How sweet is this?!  I can't wait to be in the cabnit George!  I'll be like the next Karl "Hot Karl" Rove, except I won't be as soft and "by the rule book" as that bookworm.  I'll tear the Dems a new one.  You want to "get out the vote"?  I'll send the national guard in to force people to vote, and if they ask for a Democrat ballot, we will waterboard them.  That would ensure that we have massive vote totals for the Republicans!

That's just one of my ideas George.  I got a whole filing cabinet filled with ideas, just for what we should do with China and the Chinamen living there (hint: it isn't slave labor if you pay them 1 cent per day).

 

Bush knows thats in order to defeat the evil in the world, you need to understand it.

So, while some people have suggested that Bush doesn't know anything about Muslumists, just because he didn't know that Iraq had more than 1 kind of Muslum faction until AFTER he had given authorization to invade, doesn't mean that he doesn't know a ton.

Just check out this video as Bush performs "The Dance Of The Sword" with some kind of prince of some camel jockey country who has our oil at the moment.

This guy KNOWS muslums... he knows them sooooo well.  And just because Obama IS a muslum terrerist, doesn't mean that Bush isn't the best man for the job.

What am I talking about?  Oh, I don't know... but just remember... it's only a "law" that requires that Bush give up authority after 2 terms.... and guess who is in charge of "executing" those laws..... see where I am going with this??  Oh yea.

When Bush ran for President he promised to unite the country, and I believe that he did this very well.  But the "Bush Haters" (atheists, liberals, murderers) seem "hell bent" on avoiding this obvious conclusion.  Well, I found someone who feels just like I do:

CHICAGO TRIBUNE

December 15, 2007

Letter to the Editor

It is astounding that so few people know this: Beginning in 2001, following Sept. 11, President George W. Bush has hosted the lighting of a Hanukkah menorah as a regular annual event at the White House. While prior presidents had attended menorah lightings, and President Bill Clinton brought the ceremony into the White House itself, it has been President and Laura Bush who have made the colorful ceremony in the White House residence a regular feature of the official holiday schedule. Now is the time for Bush-bashers to open their eyes. This president's inclusive act has tremendous significance in the long and arduous history of the Jewish people and the history of freedom.

Eitan Schwarz

Eitan, I totally agree with you.  And another thing, what the hell kind of name is Eitan??  It isn't an Arab name is it??  I hope not.  Let's assume it isn't.  I agree with you Eitan, these liberals need to STFU and go home.

 

Liberals like to say that George W. Bush has done "nothing" right.  Hmmmm hello??  Iraq is a democracy, I call that "mission accomplished".

But today there is new evidence for another Bush accomplishment: affordable housing for everyone!

Just take a look at this graph showing how Bush has helped lower the prices of homes so anyone can buy one:

This article from the BBC goes into the details of how Bush was able to use "sub prime mortgages" to help people out and make it so houses are cheap again!  Just another example of how Bush has created a very strong economy here.  We have the greatest economy in the world, and we have Bush to thank!

Thank you George W. Bush!  Thank you!

 

For once in my life I wish Bush and Cheney were not around!  But just this once!

 

The editors of People magazine have committed blatant treason.

Calling George Bush the "Stupidest Man Alive" during a time of war???  TREASON!!!

Call your Senators and Representatives!!  Demand that these people be executed!

There is a reason these laws were passed, to PROTECT OUR TROOPS!  So do your part to protect our troops, and demand that heads roll for this!

 

 

On Tolerance

Al Qaida/Taliban: Death to the infidels
Republicans: Kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity
Liberals: Live and let live

On Marriage

Al Qaida/Taliban: Marriage is only between a man and a woman
Republicans: Marriage is only between a man and a woman
Liberals: Marriage is between any two people who love each other

On God

Al Qaida/Taliban: God is on our side and will help us kill our enemies
Republicans: God is on our side and will help us kill our enemies
Liberals: God may or may not exist and will not help us kill anyone

(The Most Important) On George W. Bush

Al Qaida/Taliban: Endorced George W. Bush in the last election.
Republicans: Endorced George W. Bush in the last election.
Liberals: Tried to get John Kerry elected!  (Not George W. Bush!)

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This shows how out of touch liberals are.

Even the terrorists agree that George W. Bush would be best to run the country, but for some reason the Liberals hate America.

Sometimes I sit back and wonder.... Is our children learning?

I'm glad to see from this video that some schools are moving in the right direction.

Some people may look at these approval numbers and say that things are going bad for the President.

But, keep in mind that every single one of these "polls" was taken either by a "polling company" (which use math and science) or by a media organization (they are all liberal).

Also, these numbers only look bad if you read the graph from left to right.  If you read it from right to left you will see his numbers are going up up up!!

Click below for the full image.

Someone in New Zeland has put up this advertisment.  Which makes me wonder, do they not understand that we are going to have to bomb them now?  Bush was picked by God, so by insulting Bush, you are basically insulting God (and not just any *made up* God, I am talking about THE God... "God").

On second thought, maybe this is just a joke.  I have never heard of a country called New Zeland.  It's like "Sea-Land" but spelled with a "Z".  Something makes me think this is all a big prank.  Who the hell would name a country New Zeland?  That would mean that there is some other country called Zeland or Old Zeland.

Well either way.  If it is real, I think Bush has to bomb it, or the terrorists win.

 

Ok, this guy is clearly committing treason.

Treason is clearly a capital offense.

So my question is, when is this guy going to get executed?  He is hurting the moral of our troops, which is aiding the enemy!  How can Bush keep the moral of the troops so high with people like this helping Bin Laden?!

The President doesn't read the news paper, and most times, if you are a smart Republican like George W. Bush and me, you really don't need to.

All you need to know the "whole story" is to read the headline.

For example, I came across this headline this morning:

Bush Is Prepared to Veto Bill to Expand Child Insurance

Do you need to read the article?  No. It is clear what is going on here, and I will explain it.

Bush is getting ready to veto some bill, and if Bush is going to veto it, you know it must be evil.  So first off we know 2 things, 1) the bill is evil, and 2) Bush was chosen by God to be our president.

Now look at the information we have about this bill. We already know that this bill is true evil, and we also know from the headline that it is "Child Insurance."

So we now know what the bill is: This bill will provide "Child Insurance" to all the immoral hethen Democrats out there who want to have sex will hundreds of partners (me or women, Democrats go both ways), without being married to them, and are concerned that they might accidentally cause a pregnancy. This "Child Insurance" would then be used to pay for the abortions.

So now we know 1) the bill is evil, and 2) it is going to pay for millions of abortions, so we can assume that 3) this bill is being pushed by the Democrats, because they are the party that hates God.  So we also know that 4) the Republicans must have all voted against this bill but they were beaten back by the evil majority party because 5) Republicans are the party of Good, Truth and God, while 6) Democrats are the party of Satan and Science, who want to force your children to learn "evolution."

But no fear. God and Bush are teaming up once again to stop this evil act!  We need those babies to be BORN, and we need to get them to enlist for service in Iraq in the coming decades, as well as for our upcoming campaigns against Iran, Syria, and (God willing) France.

So next time you think you need to read the whole article, think again!

Missing Accomplished Mr. President!

You gave the finger to the stupid liberals and justice system.

You made me proud to be an American again!

Suck it Hillary!!! You are Satan!!

Democrats are always trying to stop you Mr. President, don't let them get in your way!

Even Lincoln and Washington bow before your greatness!

They said it couldn't be done.

They said "A jury of his peers found him guilty."

They said "In a time of war, he released classified information that aided the enemy."

They said "He intentionally lied under oath to cover up his role, and the role of the Bush and Cheney, in committing treason."

And most ignorantly they said, "No one is above the law."

Think again you liberal morans!

God is above the law!

He created the entire universe in just a few days, only 6000 years ago, and even moved the light from distant galaxies very close to the Earth so we would be able to see the stars (otherwise, it would take millions of years for the light to arrive, duh).

God created the law, and so obviously he is above it.

For example, the "human law" says that you can't stone someone to death for blasphemy, but as far as God is concerned, it is against the law NOT to stone them to death!  See?  Same goes for homosexuals and Democrats.

God is not the only person who is above the law.  People he picks to represent him on Earth are above the law too, like George W. Bush, who was picked by God to run the Country Of God (The United States Of America)!

But wait, there's more!!  The same "above-the-law-ness" extends beyond Bush.  Just as God picked Bush to run the World, Bush picked Cheney to be his VP, and Cheney picked Scooter to be his chief of staff.

Ergo... Scooter was picked by God to be Dick Cheney's chief of staff, and therefore, Scooter Libby is above the law (the human law that is).

Bush's decision to commute his sentence (which means he will never spend 1 day in jail... HELL YEA!!!!) is really just Bush acting based on the wishes of God, and is totally in line with Bush's history of taking actions that are in the best interest of himself, and the planet (and the Universe, since we are the only living creatures in the Universe).

This move by Bush is pure justice on a Biblical scale!! He has GOT to be the greatest President EVER!

Apparently there is a country called "Albania" and Bush was visiting them recently.

As usualy the streets were filled with people who love Bush and love America, but one of them had to go steal his watch (around the 1:00 mark in the video below).



Ok now we all know what this means... Albania, we have to bomb you.

I mean, look at what we did to Iraq, and they didn't even DO anything to us.

We got a rep to uphold!

I had heard the rumors and stories over at redstate.com... the story tells of a protester holding up a sign demanding Bush be impeached.  Bush then walked up to him, kicked him square in the nuts, stole his sign, and then swong the sign around in front of the crowd, which want crazy with applause!

Well, I guess we have the proof right here!

AWESOME!! This president is the greatest ever!

Thousands of people took to the street in what I believe was a show of support for President Bush and our efforst in Iraq.

In order to remind stupid democrats how well the war actually went, they brought along a copy of the "Mission Accomplished" banner, but this one had 1 extra character at the end:

"Mission Accomplished?"

I think the question mark is supposed to be a shot at the dumb demon-crats who don't seem to get that Iraq is doing just fine, and we DID accomplish our mission there, 100%: We were able to stop Saddam Hussein from attacking us with his stockpile of WMD and from building his Nuclear Bombs, which, I have heard from an inside source, were really just days away from being finished.

Of course you will never hear about this in the liberals media! 

4 years ago today we won the battle of Iraq, with totally kick ass "Shock and Awe" tactics!

First they in shock at our power, seeing as we had God on our side during the battle.

Then they were in awe of how great we were, and thanked us over and over for liberating them from Saddam Hussein.

Now, even though we won the war 4 years ago, Democrats still want to talk about "The Iraq War" as if it is still going on.

Why can't they get it through their think skulls, we WON the Iraq war 4 years ago, creating a jeffersonian democracy in the heart of the middle east, which helped bring about great "pro-west" democratic change in neighboring regions like Iran, Syria, and Afganistan!

It worked exactly the way Bill Kristol, editor of the weekley standard and former Cheif of Staff for the great Dan Quale said it would:

There's been a certain amount of pop sociology in America ... that the Shia can't get along with the Sunni and the Shia in Iraq just want to establish some kind of Islamic fundamentalist regime. There's almost no evidence of that at all. Iraq's always been very secular!

I think we can safely say that history will show that he was RIGHT and the Dumb-ass-crats were WRONG.

Democrats... stop bitching about Iraq.  It's over (and we won)! 

We have all moved on, except for the soldiers there who are just "helping to rebuild", and you should too! 

Obama loves to talk about how he is fluent in "Indonesian."  I guess that is where he is from: Indonesia, which I think is somewhere in South America near the Congo or something.

But, FoxNews was able to find out that it is a LIE!!  A LIE!!!!!

Israella Pareira Darmawan, Obama's 1st-grade teacher, said she attempted to help him learn the Indonesian language by going over pronunciation and vowel sounds. He struggled greatly with the foreign language, she said, and with his studies as a result.

So, Mr. "I am fluent in Indonesian", here is a little message from America.  Speak English or GET OUT!!

You think we want a president who won't even speak our own language??  Take a look a history bub.  George W. Bush is one of the most skilled speakers of all time!  He doesn't just "repeat" words that other people say, he is able to craft his own right out of thin air.  Words like "strategerize" and "mis-underestimated" don't just make themselves.

And what is this I read about your studies suffering?  Does that mean you were not a great student?  If you were not an A student, then what makes you think that you can be our President?

George W. Bush went to Harvard you know!!  Where did YOU go to school?  Indoneisian State University, home of the "Fightin Natives?"

Please... You will never have what it takes to be President, because you hate this country.  If you didn't hate the United States, then why did you spend part of your life living somewhere else?  If you paid any taxes while you lived there, you were contributing to terrorism, and thus, should be conviced of treason!

 

The group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (C.R.A.P) is reporting that the Bush administration has deleted 5 million emails, that they were required by federal law to archive, which could have provided incriminating evidence against several top Bush aides.

This is just CRAZY TALK.

More after the jump...

If you consider yourself a "good person" (i.e. a Christian Republican) then you HAVE to go buy at least 1 Ford to show your appreciation for Ford CEO Alan Mulally saving the life or President Bush and co-President Dick Cheney!

Credit Ford Motor Co. CEO Alan Mulally with saving the leader of the free world from self-immolation. Mulally told journalists at the New York auto show that he intervened to prevent President Bush from plugging an electrical cord into the hydrogen tank of Ford's hydrogen-electric plug-in hybrid at the White House last week.

Ford wanted to give the Commander-in-Chief an actual demonstration of the innovative vehicle, so the automaker arranged for an electrical outlet to be installed on the South Lawn and ran a charging cord to the hybrid. However, as Mulally followed Bush out to the car, he noticed someone had left the cord lying at the rear of the vehicle, near the fuel tank. "I just thought, 'Oh my goodness!' So, I started walking faster, and the President walked faster and he got to the cord before I did. I violated all the protocols. I touched the President!

But he didn't touch him in a "bad way" like that one guy from NSync. He grabbed the President and stopped him from blowing up the entire place!!

I think we need to find a way to get this guy Mulally involved in fixing Iraq. This guy is quick on his feat, and is able to quickly realize when the President is going to do something that is going to kill lots of people, and take the necessary steps to avoid that!

We needed men like him 5 years ago! But now that we know what we have in Mulally, I think he needs to be given some kind of post immediately!

On another note... this is what happens when you have "hybrid" cars. People die! What if this was your wife? She plugges in the hybrid the wrong way and BOOM!! There she goes!

Do you really want the death of your wife on your hands like that?? I'll stick to regular engines thanks.

Boom... oh snap! That's right!

Now go away his twin brother might show up for a double wammy!

George W. Bush is not only the greatest President in our history, but he is also the funniest President ever!

This week, at the broadcasters' dinner, Bush showed off his comedic talents to the sheer delight of the crowd.

"A year ago my approval rating was in the 30s, my nominee for the Supreme Court had just withdrawn, and my vice president had shot someone... Ah, those were the good ol' days."

HAHHAHAHH.  Damn that's funny!  It's funny because you would think that things couldn't have gotten any worse but here we are!  HAAHAHA  Funny.

"Cheney has had a rough few weeks. To be honest, his feelings were kind of hurt. He said he was going on vacation to Afghanistan where people like him."

HAHHAAHAH.  Get it?  When Cheney went to Afghanistan people tried to kill him with a few bomb attacks, but here in America, we like him even LESS!  HAHAHAHAHAHA.  So funny.

"I have to admit we really blew the way we let those attorneys go. You know you've botched it when people sympathize with lawyers."

BWAHAHHAAHHAHA.  People hate lawyers.  So if they choose to side with the lawyers, they must hate this administration even MORE!!! HAHAHHHA :) :) :)

Bush discussed writing his memoires like Clinton did:

"I'm thinking of something really fun and creative for mine.  You know, maybe a pop-up book."

Get it???  Cause he can't write a real book!  This guy is on FIRE!! HAHAHHA.

Maybe after he is done being President he could be a stand up comedian!  What more could you ask for in a President.   George W. Bush is truely the greatest President on the face of the Earth!

 

U.S. could fight a third war: Gates

This is it!

I can feel it this time!

Things in the media are going really bad for Bush and Co.

Republican are going to jail...

Dumbasscrats are finding their lost set of balls...

This would be a GREAT time to start a new war! RIGHT NOW!!! DO IT GWB!!!!

This is awesome news!!

On behalf of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney, I would like to thank Iran for signing their own death warrant.

Fifteen British Navy personnel have been captured at gunpoint by Iranian forces, the Ministry of Defence says.

This is so awesome!

We still have enough time to get a nuclear war going and bring Jesus back!

Let's make this happen people! Come on JESUS!!!

In a shocking scandal, dubbed by some as "Parking Ticket-gate", it has been revealed that Obama had 17 parking tickets while in law school.

SHOCKING!!

You would think that if Obama were really qualified to get into Harvard Law School, and not just admitted because of his unique blend of African/Hawaiian/Muslum (that's right, there is nothing American about it at all) heritage, then he would be able to figure out what it means when a sign says "No Parking."

But at least he paid those tickets RIGHT AWAY and promised to learn from his mistakes right?? WRONG!!!!!

Obama received 17 parking tickets in Cambridge between 1988 and 1991, according to the city's Traffic, Parking & Transportation Department.

Of those tickets, he paid only two while he was a student and paid them late, said Susan Clippinger, the office's director.

WHAT???

He only paid 2 of 17???

So what about the other 15 unpaid tickets, I'm sure he paid those off as soon as he finished law school right? WRONG!!!

On Jan. 26, 2007 the remaining $375 in fines and fees were paid by credit card using the city's website, Clippinger said. She said she didn't know who paid them.

WHAAAAT????

The tickets were not paid for over 16 years!!!

This is horrible! TERRIBLE!

As if that wasn't enough, they can't even confirm that HE was the one who paid them!! OMG! For all we know those tickets could have been paid by Osama Bin Laden, but the Parking & Transportation Department isn't going to rat out their favorite Muslum candidate!

This whole thing is a disgrace and should show that Obama is not fit to be our president!

When George W. Bush got a DUI he didn't just avoid it.  He took responsibility!  Bush pleaded guilty to the misdemeanor DUI charge, paid a $150 fine. He PAID it!

Same goes for Dick Cheney's 2 DUIs.  He didn't just run away for 16 years, he dealt with the charges when he was supposed to appear in court!

Bush and Cheney showed leadership and morality in how they dealt with these situations, while Obama just proved 1 thing: He Will Not Follow The Laws of Our Country!!

Maybe because he was not raised as an American, that he doesn't have to follow our laws.  Or maybe because he not a Christian, he thinks that there is nothing good about being moral!   Either way, I think this is the nail in the coffin of his Presidential campaign!  Thank God!

Typical of the US main stream media... George W. Bush and Tony Blair were recently on "The Weakest Link", which is a game show designed to see who is the smartest person.

Bush KILLED Blair!! 3-0!

Obviously Bush is smarter than Blair, he went to Yale and Harvard!

Glad to see him stick it to that foreigner.

This is soooo awesome!

Cheney's top aide has says that 2007 is ‘The Year Of Iran.’

Not only that, but a U.S. Attack is ‘A Real Possibility’!!!

This is so kick ass.  When all is said and done, GWB could go down in history has being the President who waged the most wars of all time!!

I say this...

Iran wants nukes, well lets give them an up close demonstration.

How about a 50 Mega Ton Bomb right in the capital!!  As the great Jerry Falwell said "Blow them away in the name of GOD!"