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I thought I would put a picture of it up so you can see how you should be supporting McCain if you want to go to heaven. 

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We are the greatest and richest nation ever!

The Chicago Cubs were the odds on favorite to win the World Series this year.

But that wasn't enough for them.  They needed to do something to increase their chances.

They should have turned to Jesus and God, and asked for victory.  But they knew....  They KNEW that God would smite them down because they are spawn from the same evil city that has spawned the most evil person to walk the earth since Hitler, and the man who many believe is in fact that Anti-Christ: Barack Obama.

So, knowing that God would reject them, they decided to turn to evil.  That evil came in the form of a Satanic Priest!

Rev. James L. Greanias, who is a "Greek Orthodox" priest was called upon to bless the dugout with "holy water."

Ladies and Gentlemen, this so called "priest" doesn't even celebrate Easter on the right sunday!  We have Jesus, they have Zeus, I think you know which one is real and which isn't.

So, should we be suprised that the cubs have been utterly destroyed in the first 2 games after turning to Rev Greanias and Zeus?  NO!  God and Jesus won't stand for that kind of nonsense, and they are letting the world know that there is only 1 true God, and that god is God (and Jesus).

 

Sweet!

I wonder if the artist would do this design in stained glass for my church?

 

UPDATE: I just came across this.  Take THAT Al Gore!!  Time for a PMITAP!

The liberal media is at it again, lying about everything.

World's Oldest Bible Goes Online is the story of a 4th centry Bible, the oldest on Earth, going online for scholars and Republicans to study.

However, they claim that this version of the Bible doesn't have Jesus being raised from the dead!  Instead Jesus' body is simply missing from the tomb!

So if Jesus didn't raise himself from the dead, then what happened to his body hmmmmm?

I tell ya, these liberal media outlets are just stupid.

The Bible is the word of God.  It is true and timeless.  Everone knows Jesus was raised from the dead, and everyone knows that the Bible is the original word of God, and everyone knows that in the original Bible Jesus was raised from the dead, so why are we even disucssing this? 

Lately I have been wondering, "Am I the only one who thinks John McCain and Jesus have a TON in common?" I am glad to see that many others agree with me that McCain and Jesus are nearly 1 in the same.

Georgia Republican Party chairwoman Sue Everhart said Saturday that the party's presumed presidential nominee has a lot in common with Jesus Christ.

"John McCain is kind of like Jesus Christ on the cross," Everhart said as she began the second day of the state GOP convention. "He never denounced God, either."

Everhart was praising McCain for never denouncing the United States while he was being tortured as a prisoner of war in Vietnam.

So just in case you missed the point of her comments:

McCain = Jesus

USA = God

I LOVE those metaphors!!  USA!! USA!!! USA!!!

A while ago I posted about this very subject.  Physicists (which are like scientists, except they believe in the Bible) believed that they could prove God exists with some new machine somewhere or whatever.

Well, guess what atheists??  They are very close now!!!

Physicist expects 'God particle' will be found soon

HAHAHHAAA STFU liberals and atheists!!  Now what do you all you scientists have to say huh???  Where is your Darwin now??  Or would you prefer Richard Dawkins??

Doesn't matter, you will all go to hell!! HAHA LOL.  Sux 2 b u!  :)

What I am wondering is this, how many of you atheists are going to come crying to me for forgiveness?  Asking me to pray to God on your behalf, begging for his mercy??  I got sour news for you Jack.  I might pretend to help you, but when I say my prayer I will be telling God what I really think of you people. 

Smite them Lord.  Now they know the truth, let them suffer for their evil ways!  Rain down hot acid upon them and their family!!  Strike their friends and loved ones with terrible disease!!! OH YES IT WILL BE GREAT!

You see atheists, you picked the way of the wicked, the way of evil, the way of satan, instead of siding with the ever lasting love, joy and compassion of God.  Now BURN IN HELL FOR EVER!!!

UPDATE:

The physics evidence for God just keeps piling up!  Based on this, it seems they have used physics to prove the Bible is RIGHT!!  Suck it scientists!!  You guys suck.  There's a new sherrif in town, and their name is "physicists" and they aren't constrainted by your evil science ways!

 

It's nice to see that there will be guys like this to pick up where we leave off in the fight for what is right.

Could this the next Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney or even George W Bush?

 

Well, color me embarassed. All this time I had been "let's invade Iraq" this, "let's nuke Iran that", "lets turn the middle east into a giant sheet of glass," for 1 reason: I wanted Armegeddon to start ASAP, and for that to happen, we need some crazy foreigners to get into a nuclear war with us.

Now, it looks like I might have been targeting the wrong evil crazy foreigners!

President Musharraf, President and General of Pakistan, has announced that he will step down as General if he wins the upcoming election.

Now, what does this mean for us, you might ask.

Well, let me tell you a little about Pakistan. First, they have tons of nukes. I am not sure how they got their nukes, but I think the Democrats gave them a whole bunch back in the 80s just to piss off Vice President George Bush. Second, they (except for Musharraff) hate America more than even the readers of DailyKos.com! I mean, Bin Laden is running his local Obama 08 campaign out of Pakistan right now, so that gives you an idea of how much these guys hate America.

So why is this a good thing? Simple, as soon as they get a new General, he will probably start giving the nukes to terrorists, who will detonate them. A quick "investigation" will show that the Democrats and Pakistan are to blame. We will then nuke them into a million pieces, but not before they kick off some of their nukes at some of our allies. Our allies will respond, and pretty soon we will all be nuking each other: BINGO: ARMEGEDDON!!!

I can't wait to see the look on the faces of those people who thought Bush was a "failure" when he is able to bring back Jesus!  Single handedly I might add!

So, how do you know when the rapture will happen?

Here is a hint, it will look like this:

Bring on the War, Bring on the Rapture, Bring on Jesus!!

Oh, and vote Republican in 08 or you will be left behind when the rapture comes!

The President doesn't read the news paper, and most times, if you are a smart Republican like George W. Bush and me, you really don't need to.

All you need to know the "whole story" is to read the headline.

For example, I came across this headline this morning:

Bush Is Prepared to Veto Bill to Expand Child Insurance

Do you need to read the article?  No. It is clear what is going on here, and I will explain it.

Bush is getting ready to veto some bill, and if Bush is going to veto it, you know it must be evil.  So first off we know 2 things, 1) the bill is evil, and 2) Bush was chosen by God to be our president.

Now look at the information we have about this bill. We already know that this bill is true evil, and we also know from the headline that it is "Child Insurance."

So we now know what the bill is: This bill will provide "Child Insurance" to all the immoral hethen Democrats out there who want to have sex will hundreds of partners (me or women, Democrats go both ways), without being married to them, and are concerned that they might accidentally cause a pregnancy. This "Child Insurance" would then be used to pay for the abortions.

So now we know 1) the bill is evil, and 2) it is going to pay for millions of abortions, so we can assume that 3) this bill is being pushed by the Democrats, because they are the party that hates God.  So we also know that 4) the Republicans must have all voted against this bill but they were beaten back by the evil majority party because 5) Republicans are the party of Good, Truth and God, while 6) Democrats are the party of Satan and Science, who want to force your children to learn "evolution."

But no fear. God and Bush are teaming up once again to stop this evil act!  We need those babies to be BORN, and we need to get them to enlist for service in Iraq in the coming decades, as well as for our upcoming campaigns against Iran, Syria, and (God willing) France.

So next time you think you need to read the whole article, think again!

 

Q: What does Scooter Libby (aka I. Lewis Libby) have in common with a work at home employee?

A: The easy commute!

HAHHAHAHAHA you liberals suck!

Face it, we are above the law!  I am going to go get a speeding ticket and then get out of it by making a call to my Republican sheriff just to proof it.

Even more good news for you, it looks like Scooter might become an official Saint!!

Scooter was picked by Cheney, who was picked by Bush, who was picked by God, so it makes sense to make him a Saint.

Take a good look at how liberals treat a man of God, Pastor Fred Phelps, out preaching the word of the Bible!!

We covered Pastor Fred earlier in our article: John Stewart's Fag Enablement Heralds Coming Apocalypse.

This guy is an honest Christian, who does nothing but follow the Bible! And how is he rewarded for his pious behavior by the liberals?

They scream at him! They force his group to get a police escort! They break the windows of the van as they leave!

This is just more proof. Liberals, and Athiests have no morals at all!!!

Reports are that Dick Cheney is spending election day "hunting." The question I am wondering is, could he be hunting NRC Chairman Ken Mehlman?

We know that last time Cheney went hunting he shot a guy in the face who was standing the the way of his policies.

So why murder Mehlman, and why now?

Yea!!! So suck it you liberal bastards!

Go go Jesus election results!  Boom, Republicans win!

Michael Steele would like you all to know that there has been a minor mixup.

Somewhere along the way, Steele was labeled a Republian, when really he is a moderate Democrat, like my good friend Joe Lieberman.

To help set the record straight, Steele has started passing out bumper stickers that say "Steele" across the top, and then "Democrat" beneath it.

So to the voters of Maryland, who are mostly Democrats, you can vote for Michael Steele, he is one of you. 

The (R) next to his name is just typo, which will be corrected at some point.  But please, don't let that stop you liberals from voting for him!

Finally someone has taken my advise on the issue of raising the minimum wage: make it a religious issue!

God (and of course Jesus too, but you should know that they are really one in the same) are completely against raising the minimum wage of course.

It's "God helps those who help themselves" remember? It isn't "God helps those who didn't go to college to earn enough money to buy food and shelter." Food and shelter are not guaranteed to anyone any more than my Infiniti sports car was "guaranteed" to me. You have to make it happen, you have to help yourself (get a real job) and then go will help you (to put food on the table).

The Republicans in Colorado picked up on my idea and have started running ads featuring a discussion between God and Moses over the upcoming, evil, Prop 42, which would raise the minimum wage in Colorado (as if anyone really needs more than 5.15 an hour).