4 Years Anniversary of Our Victory In Iraq!#

Mission accomplished 4 years ago today we won the battle of Iraq, with totally kick ass "Shock and Awe" tactics!

First they in shock at our power, seeing as we had God on our side during the battle.

Then they were in awe of how great we were, and thanked us over and over for liberating them from Saddam Hussein.

Now, even though we won the war 4 years ago, Democrats still want to talk about "The Iraq War" as if it is still going on.

Why can't they get it through their think skulls, we WON the Iraq war 4 years ago, creating a jeffersonian democracy in the heart of the middle east, which helped bring about great "pro-west" democratic change in neighboring regions like Iran, Syria, and Afganistan!

It worked exactly the way Bill Kristol, editor of the weekley standard and former Cheif of Staff for the great Dan Quale said it would:

There's been a certain amount of pop sociology in America ... that the Shia can't get along with the Sunni and the Shia in Iraq just want to establish some kind of Islamic fundamentalist regime. There's almost no evidence of that at all. Iraq's always been very secular!

I think we can safely say that history will show that he was RIGHT and the Dumb-ass-crats were WRONG.

Democrats... stop bitching about Iraq.  It's over (and we won)! 

We have all moved on, except for the soldiers there who are just "helping to rebuild", and you should too! 

Tuesday, May 01, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Top 10 Lessons of "24"#
CTU Agent Jack Bauer crushes the neck of a foreign terrorist!  Praise God!

If you haven't seen the show 24, you need to start watching it RIGHT NOW!!

In fact, I think the Department of Homeland Security just make it manditory for every citizen of this country to watch this show!

There are many lessons about our country and terrorism that we can learn just by watching!  Click on the "Read More" to see my list of Top 10 Lessons of 24.

Monday, January 22, 2007 #    Comments [8]  | 

 

Are Liberal Insurgents Infultrating Our Armed Services??#
Homosexuals have no place in the military.  When the bullets are flying, do you think Sargent Jack wants a bunch of fairies asking him to give them a kiss for good luck??  Seriously!!

Over 1000 active duty soldiers and Marines are opposing the war by sending an "appeal for redress" to Congress. Although they're duty-bound to carry out the president's orders, they have a legal right to use such means to express their views.

How can these people be against the war??

They are the ones over there, seeing all the progress that is being made!

They are the ones who are getting the Iraqis coming up to them all the time thanking them!

They are the ones who don't have to watch the video on CNN showing things in Iraq as "bad" when we all know it really is going pretty well.

So why would they be against the war?

The answer is simple: Bill Clinton destroyed the military back in the late 90's.

Thursday, January 18, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Democracy Rankings Are Out!#
Updated: Fixed the bad link.

There are some things that EVERYONE knows.
  1. Jesus is the only son of God
  2. Life starts at conception
  3. Evolution is just a theory perpertrated by scientists
  4. Global warming is not a real problem
  5. The United States is the land of liberty, and NUMBER 1!!
But apparently SOME people didn't get the "Greates Country On Earth" memo and in the latest Economist Intelligence Unit Index of Democracy, the United States is NOT number 1!

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Monday, November 27, 2006 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Mess with Cheney? Go to jail (FPMITAP)!!1!1!#
If you mess with Cheney he mght shoot you in the face, so this guy is lucky the police got to him first. Steve Howards used to have sick daydreams where he would "fantasize" about what he would say and do to Dick Cheney if he ever met him.

But, thankfully for all involved, when Howards DID meet President Cheney, those homoerotic desires were overcome, possibly because they were in public, and Howards 2 children were present.

Instead Howards let fly a horrific string of cutter mouth cuss words, assaulting Cheney!

Wednesday, October 25, 2006 #    Comments [26]  | 

 

NSA Protects Us From Terror and Evil Doers!#
Not only do we need cameras on ever stree, but we need them in every home! I recently received an email from an LMD fan "Bob" asking my opinion on the NSA reading our (your) emails:
On your website for contacting you, you say something about reserving the right to post any e-mails sent to you, but it doesn't matter because the NSA is reading them anyway. Are you for or against the NSA reading your e-mails?

Those who frequent LMD probably already know how I feel about the NSA and the absolutely fantastic job they are doing protecting us from terror.

But for the full breakdown, click on the link below.

Sunday, October 22, 2006 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

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