The Dow: Its Over 9000!!!!!#

Our economy is doing GREAT!  Don't listen to the liberal media, the Dow is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!

This link expands the current status of the Dow:

http://over9000.ytmnd.com/

 

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Thursday, October 09, 2008 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Richest Ever!#

We are the greatest and richest nation ever!

Wednesday, October 08, 2008 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Number 1!! Number 1!!#

We are number 1!

Never before in history has a country been so amazingly successful that it was able to carry a debt of 10 trillion dollars.

To give you and idea, this is what 10 trillion dollars looks like:

$10,000,000,000,000.00

How much is that really?

It's about $34,000 per person in the US.  SWEET!!

Now liberal pussies will say that this is a BAD thing... but think about it.

If you are a normal American, you might have $15k in credit card debt.  But, if you are really rich, you might have $800k in credit card debt.

You see?  The more debt you have, the better off you are!

i.e. we are better off than any country has ever been!

Thank you Bush.  Thank you McCain!

 

Friday, October 03, 2008 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Timeout!#

Ok my friends... hold on now...

We got some problems in our economy (caused by Obama) and I think that we all need to take a break from the campaign and work on the economy for a while.

But noooooo.  Obama wants to keep the debate on friday!!  How is John McCain supposed to focus on campaigning AND the economy at the same time??  Do you think George Bush ever has to focus on 2 things at the same time?  NO!  So why should John McCain?

By reusing to reschedule the debate, Obama has just proven that he hates America, hates our government, hates the economy, hates white people (because whites have jobs that are impacted by the economy taking a dump), and hates women.

So Obama, why are you such a racist?

Thursday, September 25, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Obama Caused Mortgage Crisis!!! #

I bet recently you have been hearing a lot about how McCain's chief economic advisor Phil Gramm caused the mortgage/banking/insurance crisis via his bill that removed regulations on those industries to help protect peoples investments.

I have to admit, the liberals make a good argument (even if it is not true).  They basically try to convince you that 1) McCain and Gramm pushed through deregulation 2) Deregulation caused the recent financial meltdown, (and here is the leap of logic) so therefore McCain and Gramm helped cause this disaster.

How stupid do they think we are?  Just because you helped pass a law doesn't mean you are *for* that law!  For example, John McCain said he wouldn't vote for his own immigration bill.  See?

But if you get some lib up in your face about how Bush and McCain caused the economy to die in America, just point them to the facts: Obama caused the financial crisis!

"Home mortgages have been a political piƱata for many decades," writes Stan J. Liebowitz, economics professor at the University of Texas at Dallas, in a chapter of his forthcoming book, Housing America: Building out of a Crisis.

Liebowitz puts forward an explanation that he admits is "not consistent with the nasty-subprime-lender hypothesis currently considered to be the cause of the mortgage meltdown."

In a nutshell, Liebowitz contends that the federal government over the last 20 years pushed the mortgage industry so hard to get minority homeownership up, that it undermined the country's financial foundation to achieve its goal.

See that?

The reason we are in this giant problem isn't because of McCain and Bush, it is because of Obama and the other blacks (and/or mexicans) who go out and buy houses!

I know that legally black people can own property, and I think changing that would be pretty hard to do in the short term, but isnt' there anything we can DO???  First they killed home values by buying houses in nice neighborhoods, forcing everyone to move if they still wanted to live in a crime free neighborhood, and now they have killed our economy!  Something must be done, what can we do?

 

Tuesday, September 23, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

I have figured out why Democrats hate Alberto... it's because he's Mexican#

Alberto is the greatest Mexican in the history of the world For the last year I have been trying to figure out why liberals really hate Alberto Gonzalez, the Greatest Attorney General of all Time (TM).

Liberals will say that it is because is constantly lying under oath, undermining our constitution, finding ways to eliminate our most basic rights, breaking the law by wire tapping American citizens without a warrant (and lying about it under oath), endagering our troops and throwing the Geneva Convention out the door by authorizing torture of our prisoners of war (and other random individuals), approving of holding american citizens prisoner without charging them with a crime, and firing US Attorneys who were prosecuting Republicans for corruption to protect his own party.

But those are such weak reasons, I have been convinced there had to be another reason. And now I KNOW WHY!

The reason after the jump...

Monday, May 21, 2007 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Iraq Situation Getting Better Every Day! #
This dude better start talking, or there is going to be a broomstick making love to his ass in about 5 seconds.
This article is really a sign that things in Iraq are going from pretty good, to really good!

'The jihad now is against the Shias, not the Americans'

That means, instead of attacking American troops, the Iraqi Sunnis are just trying to ethnically cleanse their country of the Shias!  Isn't that great news?  Democracy in action!

So long as they are killing each other, and not killing Americans, I think we can count that as a win right?

The one thing about that article I didn't agree with was that Iraqis got all their weapons by looting unprotected depots after the US invasion, and that they continue to get their weapons from Americans for $$.

1) After we invaded we couldn't protect every place.  We needed our troops to protect the Oil Ministry!  Duh. 

2) I don't like the idea of our troops giving weapons to the enemy, but I guess that is the Free Market at work, and I really love the Free Market.  See how efficient it is? 

 

Sunday, January 14, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

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