Greenspan knows nothing#

Alan Greenspan is one crazy old man.

What I mean is...

He is super old, and therefore super crazy.

Just look at this dude:

Personally I don't think anyone over 65 should be allowed to work in the federal governemnt.  Old people are just clueless and don't really understand anything.

For example, recently he made the totally crazy statement that we are in for a once-in-a-century economic crisis.

Come again??  Has he not been watching TV lately?  John McCain has been saying over and over and over that our economy is fundamentally strong.

Did you hear that Alan?  "Fun-da-ment-ally stroooooooong".

Greenspan didn't stop there... he had even MORE crazy things to say.  For example, he said that giving tax cuts to weathly Americans, while at the same time borrowing billions from the Chinese, would be a BAD idea!  I guess this guy really hasn't been hearing McCain talk at all. 

Who is this guy?  What makes him qualified to make these wild and crazy predictions?  The liberal media just tries to find some old guy who used to work for Bill Clinton or something and then they convince him to say the economy is bad and that is "news"?

Let me ask you this... if it IS news, then why isn't FoxNews reporting on it??

Check and mate.

Monday, September 15, 2008 #    Comments [23]  | 

 

Does Obama Want To Play Chicken With Our Troops?#

Obama wants to play chicken with our troops! I just came across this picture from FoxNews.

Can you believe that Obama "... wants to play chicken with our troops"?

This is terrible!!

Where is the "Imus Rage" over this Mr. and Mrs. Liberal Media???

I will once again call on Obama to announce in public the amount of campaign contributions that came directly from terrorists. The public deserves to know!
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Sunday, April 15, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Google Now Directly Aiding Terrorists!#
Want a map to blow up the Pentagon?  Google is more than happy to support the terrorists!!  Google is just anti-America!!

LMD reader "no1" passed the following shocking story on.  It seems that Google has gone from being just another God-hating liberal media organization, to an active supporter of Mulsum terrorists, actually aiding them in their attacks against God-fearing Christians!

Google, you have crossed the line this time!

Before, you were just being pusillanimous, but now, you are casting you lot with the enemy, the muslums!!!

I am writing a letter to George W. Bush and Dick Cheney urging that they name you a terrorist organization.  All they have to do is give the word you can all find youselfs in a dungeon in Egypt having your fingernails ripped out until you confess!  Then you will be sad that you didn't like Freedom and choose to side with the evil-doers who hate Freedom!

Remember, real conservatives use Ask.com!

Q: "Who is the best President Ever?"

A: George W. Bush is the best President ever

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Sunday, January 14, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

O'Reilly Opera? This is going to be awesome!#
OReilly the opera!!  Bill Oreilly is awesome!  Falaffel me baby! It looks like some people are finally getting off their ass and making the Bill O'Reilly Opera I suggested years ago.

I demand that everyone go and see this opera right now.

It is really a tribute to all things "Factor"!

Hopefully, because it is opera, a lot of "those types" of people will see it, and realize that they have not only been wrong about Bill, but that they have been wrong about their lifestyle!!

Even if you love the theater, you can love God more, and use that love to resist the temptations of the devil, talking you into having homosexual sex!  Fight the urge!  Focus on Jesus!!  WWJD?  He sure wouldn't have gay butt sex with another homosexual would he? 

But I digress...

As always, in true O'Reilly fashion, they give the audience the last word... at least until they cut their mic.

HAHHAA.

O'Reilly you are awesome.  You are a brave and wonderful man!


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Wednesday, November 15, 2006 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Fox News: Delay's Seat Will Remain Republican!! OH YEA!!#
Tom Delays old seat now favored by GOP candidate!!!! This is GREAT NEWS coming from the only news source you can really trust (aside from Drudge), Fox News.

As seen in this image, "Tom Delay's old seat is now favored by GOP candidate"!

Fox News is reporting that Democrat, and all around a-hole, Nick Lampson, has only 36% of the vote, while the GOP candidate has 28%!

Let the good times roll!!

Can you say landslide victory for Republicans and Jesus?

Man are the terrorists going to be mad when we win again!

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Monday, November 06, 2006 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Who said "Stay the course"??#
The only people I heard say Stay the course, were Democrats. This week, our President had to take time out of his busy schedule defending us from evil-doers, spreading freedom, and making America safer (while cutting taxes), to appear on a TV show in order to stop this nonsense about "Staying the course."

As the President pointed out, the Bush administration and the Republicans have "never been 'stay the course.'"

Got it?? The Democrats liberal media keeps spreading this "Republicans will stay the course" message, and nothing could be further from the truth.

What we have been saying is that we will "Stay A Course." You see the difference? It isn't "Stay The Course", it's "Stay A Course."

Now the course we are staying is constantly changing, as we change our "tactics" and "statageries."

Our first course was to "find the WMDs, and change the middle east into a blooming flower of Democracy".

Then we changed course and headed straight for "Get an Iraqi Government in place and hold some elections."

Then we changed course to "Let's try disbanding the army, and torturing some guys in Abu Ghraib."

After that, we made a swift course change, bearing toward "Let's paint a good picture for the 2004 presidential election"

Since then we have been on the "This isn't a civil war, and we do have a plan, trust us" course.

By constantly changing the course, we are able to confuse the enemy. Not even our own soldiers know what is going on, so you can bet the evil doers are unable to plan against us.

And the world is safer for it!

Thursday, October 26, 2006 #    Comments [10]  | 

 

Breaking News: Foley IMs Were A Democrat Prank!!#
Matt Drudge is the greatest reporter in history, how does he do it?

The number 1 reporter of our era, Matt Drudge himself, is now reporting that instant messages that Foley sent to young boys were actually part of a prank that got into the hands of Democrat operatives!

In fact, Foley didn't even WANT to type those messages, but he was unwittingly "goaded" by Jordan Edmund (owner of the popular car website), to type homosexual and pedo-based statements. 

According to two people close to former congressional page Jordan Edmund, the now famous lurid AOL Instant Message exchanges that led to the resignation of Mark Foley were part of an online prank that by mistake got into the hands of enemy political operatives

This story MUST be true because Edmund has hired Stephen Jones, was of course was the attorney for Timothy McVeigh!

Edmund must realize that the damage he has caused with this "prank" is equal to the damage caused by the Oklahoma City bombing, and thus he needs equal legal protection.

This is going to blow up in the Dumb-ass-crats face!!! HAHHAHA!! SUKAS!!

Friday, October 06, 2006 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Foley Switches Parties To Become A Democrat#
Mark Foley Is Now A Democrat.

I am not sure of the story behind this picture, but I can only assume that was news was breaking that Foley was a homosexual who enjoyed supple young boys (which by the way is all a made up story) Foley made a decision to switch parties.

Foley, of course, was framed by the Democrats, so I'm guessing that he is once again doing the honorable thing for this party and his country by trying to take down the Democrats with him.

His party switch will highlight the fact that the Dumb-ass-crats are controlled by the homosexual agenda, and as statistics show, people who choose to be homosexuals also very frequently choose to experiment with child molestation.

I have to say that I don't agree with the Demon-crats here.  The Republicans and I are against child rape.  I respect the DemocRATs right to hold a different opinion, the opinion that homosexual sex with a minor is ok, but as a Republican, I have to just disagree with that opinion.

I think most Americans will agree with me that the Democrat position of being both pro-terrorist and pro-pedophile is not in the main stream of America, and that is why real Americans will elect Republicans.

UPDATE: The image above references a website: SweetJesusIHateBillOreilly.com.  That site is nothing but a smear campaign against one of my favorite investigative journalists.  Bill is a supporter of this site, and I suggest everyone buy all his books and his "Factor-Gear."   DO IT NOW!!

Wednesday, October 04, 2006 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

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