Steve Howards used to have sick daydreams where he would "
fantasize" about what he would say and do to Dick Cheney if he ever met him.
But, thankfully for all involved, when Howards
DID meet President Cheney, those homoerotic desires were overcome, possibly because they were in public, and Howards 2 children were present.
Instead Howards let fly a horrific string of cutter mouth cuss words, assaulting Cheney!