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Undeniable proof of the power of God.

Just look at those people shake and lurch!

100% proof of the power of God!

I don't get this comic. What is the joke supposed to be?

 

This is the best news I have heard since I found out that Clinton (hell spawn) got impeached for his high crimes.  It looks like the new president of the NEA (National Education Association) is going to be Kenneth Willard, a Kansas Republican, and an opponent of teaching evolution in science class in favor of teaching the truth... that God created the Universe and the Earth in 6 days, and on the 7th day he rested.

This is GREAT NEWS!!

No longer will our children have to wonder why what they learn in science class seems to contradict the Bible on every page of every text. 

Now they can rest secure knowing that the Bible is true, and science books are typically lies that are made up by liberal scientists who try to undermine Christianity.

I hate Science and Math, and they need to be replaced in our education system with Bible and Religion classes if we are ever going to get anywhere.

This is a good start!

Everyone needs to watch this.

Explains perfectly why the Bible is true!

 

Scientists believe that they are only months away from proving once and for all that God exists!!!

What will Satanists, errr I mean Atheists like Richard Dawkins have to say, when their fellow liberal scientists have turned against them?? 

What will Muslums and Democrats say?? 

Will they beg for our (Christian Republican) forgiveness??  Will they agree that the Bible is true?  Will we finally be able to outlaw homosexuality?  Will slavery be legalized again? 

My God it will be a great time to be alive!!  Stay tuned!

Thanks to my tech friends at The Heritage Foundation, we have powned another liberal website.

http://richarddawkins.net/ has basically been down all day!!! OH YEA, big up to Jesus!

Maybe THAT will teach you to be an atheist!!!

 

Liberals are stupid and enjoy homosexual sex!

That is one of the many conclusions you can draw from this study I found on the impact of IQ.

The study measured peoples IQ and found that if you are dumb, you are more likely to:

a) hate God

b) get divorced

c) engage in homosexual sex

d) believe the lies of evolution.

Liberals? They dumb!

Click below or click on the image to view the full chart.

Every good Republican Christian knows that the Grand Canyon was caused by Noah's Flood.

God was sick of people and decided, in his mercy and love, to kill every last creature on the entire planet, except for Noah and the animals he could fit on his Ark.

As I showed before, Noah and his sons utilized flying Dinosaurs to travel the lands collecting animals for the Ark. This allowed him to get all the animals on the planet in short order, otherwise it would of course have been impossible to do.

Now scientists are starting to complain because the Bush administration is "not allowing" the geologists at the Grand Canyon National Park to tell the visitors lies and falsehoods.

What kind of lies?  How about, that the Grand Canyon was NOT caused by Noah's Flood!  WTF!?!?  These scientists can't just STFU can they?!  I bet they don't even believe that Noah lived to be 900 years old!!  Idiots.

Ok scientists, I'll bite.  If it wasn't caused by Noahs flood, then what was it caused by?

Their answer, after the jump, will shock you!

Here is a cartoon dramatization of what could (and probably would) happen if we forced the insane ideas of evolution on our young children.



Why are "scientists" so stupid??

Why can't they just accept that God did it?

It's just that simple!

Why? Cause God dit it!

So to all you scientists out there, please STFU!

A few days ago I got what I thought was a great fan mail, praising my site, my work, and the Republican agenda:

I hates liberals toos! You guys are soo smart and stuff! Like, God totally must love you more than everyone else!

Well thanks to some crack reporting and investigative work by some of my tech-savy nerd friends, I was able to find out that the email was sent from a domain called delawareamerica.net.

From a quick glance at the site you would be sure to think that it is a pro-Bush, pro-Republican website on one of the good internets, but you would be wrong.

This website is nothing but a mockery of Republicans!!!

More after the jump.

The Landover Baptist website is running a story that many conservative hating "scientists" don't want to talk about.

Noah's Sons Rode Flying Dinosaurs to quickly obtain animals from all corners of the world.

"The Lord is just amazing," says Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards. "Whenever Atheist scientists make a new find, they think it will hack away at our Christian beliefs. They must get pretty peeved at how sneaky our Lord is, because whenever they unearth something, it only provides more support for the historical accuracy of the Holy Bible And these flying dinosaurs they keep finding are no exception!"

So now what do they have to say about it? Answer: Nothing.

Some people wonder how this could have happened? The answer is clear:

Creation Scientists estimate that since the Earth is only ten-thousand years old, human beings were living among dinosaurs and had plenty of time to tame them. "I would have loved to have been around to see Cain and Abel rolling around in the grass outside the Garden of Eden playing with the pet raptors their father, Adam, gave them for their birthdays," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "What a glorious time that must have been!"

How can "Scientists" back off their claim that Dinosaurs existed, now that we have proof that Noah used them to collect animals? We will have to wait and see...