Casa D'Ice#

Someone HAS to tell me where this restaurant is!

Finallly, I could eat without being bothered by some evil liberals.

 

 

Thursday, January 10, 2008 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Ranking The Democrats#

Our friends over at NancingPony.com have created this handy chart to help aid us in ranking the Democrats according to their level of evil (homosexuality).

Based on my research I have to say that Hillary and Dennis Kucinich are Out ("Gayness Confirmed"), while Obama and Edwards are both Severe ("Gayness Imminent").

I am also happy to say that all of the Republicans in Washington come in at Low ("Little or not chance of gayness"), mostly because they are all good Christians, and would never choose a lifestyle that God hates so much He thinks you should be killed for practicing it.

Friday, September 28, 2007 #    Comments [14]  | 

 

Is Ticketmaster Working For The Terrorists?#

Is Ticketmaster working for the terrorists (or Democats... same thing)?

What the hell is this all about?  This is obviously a subliminal message trying to turn you into a America-hating liberal!

Friday, July 20, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Iran War!!! HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#

Iran is about to look a lot like Iraq.  Full of bomb explosions On behalf of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney, I would like to thank Iran for signing their own death warrant.

Fifteen British Navy personnel have been captured at gunpoint by Iranian forces, the Ministry of Defence says.

This is so awesome!

We still have enough time to get a nuclear war going and bring Jesus back!

Let's make this happen people! Come on JESUS!!!

Friday, March 23, 2007 #    Comments [14]  | 

 

WWJD? Blow up some Jihadists!#

People who are not Christian are very poor, and have to get around on bicycles!  They can't even get chicken sandwhiches at Burger King, they have to just get a raw chicken and eat that with some bread as they ride to work (see the chicken?). They thought they were being clever.

They thought that everyone would be expecting a car bomb.

They thought they had a fool proof plan.

Too bad Jesus saw what they were doing and brought a smack down on them.

3 Militant Muslums were riding their bicycles while carrying a large bomb, which they probably planned on using against US troops.

American forces have been quick to stop car bombs, but would they expect a bicycle bomb?

But even if the Americans didn't see it coming, their biggest ally did.  I'm not talking about Britian!! (See this article on that subject: Blimey, The English Are Bastards!)

I'm talking about Jesus!!

Jesus saw these guys (of course, he sees everything) and he triggered their bomb to go off, killing all of them!!!

POWNED!!!

Oh Jesus... you are just unbelievable!!!  :)

Maybe once the terrorists realize that they are on the wrong side of religion they will wise up, and realize that they can't win against God, and just quit being evil and convert to Christianity.

 

Sunday, February 25, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Announcing OsamaLovesObama.com!#
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce the creation of a new website: OsamaLovesObama.com, to address what I consider to be the greatest danger to our country in the last 400 years.

Some say Obama is not a terrorist, and yet he has still not denied it!!

Do you know he was raised in Hawaii???  That is practically a foreign country; half way to China, the original Pearl Harbor bombers!

Like most Dumb-o-crats, Obama thinks that just because he want to Harvard Law, that means that he is smarter than most people, including our President George W. Bush.

Obama wants to fund "science", which is another way of saying that he doesn't believe that the Earth is 6000 years old.

Maybe Obama needs to read his Koran more!!

Also, Obama claims to be black... so let me address this next point in 2 ways, based on color.

If you are white, read the next line.  If you are black, please skip this line and move down to the spot "Blacks start here again".  Don't cheat!

Whites read here
Ok, my fellow white Republicans.  Do you really want to let a black person into the white house??  I mean, remember back when Powell was going to run, and we were like.... oohhhh CRAP!!!  I mean, can you imagine what would happen.  The white house would be filled with "rap music" and "house parties" at all hours, keeping our nation from getting any work done.  Welfare would be extended to everyone, and think of the millions of dollars that you would have to pay in reparations!!!  Have you ever heard of a President sipping on a 40 while meeting with the joint chiefs??  Well that would be our reality!  So let me leave you with one thought "Secretary of Defense 50 Cent".  Is that what you want?  Now, skip over the black section and move down to the bottom.

Blacks start here again 
I want to speak to you blacks, not as a white Republican who has been holding you down so many years, not as a racist, or support of racism, but rather, as a fellow American.  You have been waiting years for a black president.  But I am afraid that I must break the news to you: Obama is half white.  You see, he is truely not black.  He never grew up on welfare, he was living in other counties.  His white mom raised this boy to be as white as the snow.  He is mocking you by calling himself black.  Next time you see Obama, ask him what kind of music he likes.  10 bucks says he doesn't say Gansta Rap.  If you want to support a REAL black man, I suggest you look into a great black man named Alan Keys.  This guy will really make you love the Republican party, and reall make you proud to hate gays.

EVERYONE

Finally, I would just like to point out 3 things that I think are critical reasons why Obama is not qualified to be president:

  1. Obama sounds like Osama
  2. Barak is an arabic name
  3. His middle name is Hussein

Remember to check out OsamaLovesObama.com, which can also be accessed by BarakHusseinObama.com and BarakOsama.com.

Thank you, and remember to support the President, George W. Bush, and vote GOP (God's own party).

Sunday, February 11, 2007 #    Comments [10]  | 

 

Democrat Gives Terrorist A Winning Strategy!!! TREASON!!#

I can't believe this!!

Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NY) should be put in front of a firing squad for this!!  It is HIGH TREASON!!!  (Of course he is a Democrat).

Ackerman pointed out, IN PUBLIC, that the US Army is afraid of homosexuals, and mentioned that the terrorists could run us out of Baghdad if they got a platoon of Lesbos to come after us!!

How many brave US servicemen will now die at the hands of a Terrorist Lesbo thanks to Mr. Ackerman?!? 



Friday, February 09, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

What is Live.com saying?#
I tried asking Microsoft's new search engine, Live.com, "Why WWII Happened?" and the results were very clear: A picture of Al Franken.

Why did WWII happen?  Was it because of Al Franken, Liberals, or Jews?  I don't know which Live.com is trying to tell me!


So what is Live.com try to tell us?  I have come up with the following possible answers.
 
1) Al Franken caused WWII.  I don't know how old he was at the time, but he has always been someone who has been destroying America.  Maybe back then he wanted to destroy the world?  I dunno.
 
2) Liberals caused WWII.  Maybe Al was too young to have caused WWII, but Liberals would be a good answer to this question.  Pretty much everyone on the Axis side of WWII was a liberal.  Hitler, Mussolini, Emperor Hirohito and Stalin were all avid Liberals.  Thank God we had a Republican in the White House to save the world with his steadfastness.
 
3) Jews caused WWII.  I dunno live.com, that is kinda harsh don't you think?  I mean, maybe it is technically true.  Hitler did hate the Jews a lot.  Could this be the right answer?  I dunno, it's a bit too extreme, even for me!
 
Well I am going to go with option 2.  I guess Liberals are pretty much to blame for everything! 
 
If only Satan could be killed, then there would be no one to support the liberals on Earth, and God could just wipe them out.  Oh well, maybe on day.  The Rapture should be coming soon right?  I can't wait!
 
 
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Thursday, January 25, 2007 #    Comments [14]  | 

 

NSA Protects Us From Terror and Evil Doers!#
Not only do we need cameras on ever stree, but we need them in every home! I recently received an email from an LMD fan "Bob" asking my opinion on the NSA reading our (your) emails:
On your website for contacting you, you say something about reserving the right to post any e-mails sent to you, but it doesn't matter because the NSA is reading them anyway. Are you for or against the NSA reading your e-mails?

Those who frequent LMD probably already know how I feel about the NSA and the absolutely fantastic job they are doing protecting us from terror.

But for the full breakdown, click on the link below.

Sunday, October 22, 2006 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Air America Radio Goes Bankrupt!!!! OH YEA!!!#

This is AWESOME NEWS!!!!!!

SUCK IT FRANKEN!!!

This is what people think of your liberal agenda to question the president, bring healthcare to everyone, and to balance the budget, not to mention the fact that you HATE the troops!!

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/money/news-article.aspx?storyid=66994

This is such great news! 



More after the jump.

Friday, October 13, 2006 #    Comments [18]  | 

 

Dear Daily Kos Visitors#

It has come to my attention that someone has linked to my site from the extreme-left wing, anti-religion, pro-terrorist, communist, smear-merchant, dailykos.com

KOS of course standing for Kommunists Organization of Satan.

The article is located at this URL:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/10/3/122933/649

So if you don't mind I would like to quickly address 2 issues. 

More after the jump.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006 #    Comments [8]  | 

 

Analyst: Google "Built on Stem Cells!" I knew they were evil!!#
Google is quote, Built on Stem Cells, which you can only get by killing a baby!  This company needs to be destroyed by God! Business Week is reporting that Google is Built on Stem Cells!!

I knew they were evil, but this is far and beyond how evil I thought they were. 

This is past "voting Democratic" evil, this is past "choosing to be a homosexual" evil, this is past "declaring yourself an atheist" evil, this is "I am the son of Satan and I will now destroy the Earth as the Bible fortold" evil.

As you all know, Google, not to be confused with an equally disgusting website called Booble, is a very large company.  In order to get that many stem cells, it must have forced the death and/or abortions of literally millions of christan babies.

Remember, you should be using Ask.com.  Just go there and ask it, "Must all liberals die?" 
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Wednesday, April 12, 2006 #    Comments [1]  | 

 

Liberal Media Gets New Member -- Google!!#
Well I guess it was bound to happen. Google has made the transition into media with their News Search, Video Search, and Boob Search, Google was bound to become a left wing fringe group just like the rest of the media outlets, except for a few moderate groups like NewsMax, Matt Drudge, and Fox News.

I submitted this site to Google Ads, and promptly received this reply from those commie bastards:

Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense.

After reviewing your application, our program specialists have found that it does not comply with our policies. Therefore, we're unable to accept you into Google AdSense at this time.

We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below. If you are able to resolve these issues, please feel free to reply to this email for reconsideration when you have made the changes.

Issues:

- Sensitive content

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Further detail: Sensitive content: Google believes strongly in freedom of expression and offers broad access to content across the web without censoring search results. At the same time, we reserve the right to exercise discretion when reviewing sites for AdSense. We've found that your website contains content that we don't allow at this time. AdSense policy doesn't currently accept sites that advocate against any individual, group, or organization. Please review our policies (https://www.google.com/adsense/policies?hl=en_US) for a complete list of site content not allowed on web pages.

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For a complete list of AdSense criteria, please visit: https://www.google.com/adsense/policies?hl=en_US,  https://www.google.com/adsense/localized-terms?hl=en_US

If you would like to submit another website for consideration, simply reply to this email and provide us with the URL. If this new website complies with our program policies, we will help you start delivering Google ads in minutes.

Please contact us at adsense-support@google.com  if you have any questions.

Regards,

The Google Team


"The Google Team", more like the Democratic National Committee!

So I started thinking about this... If Google was going to censure me and my website, I bet they are already applying their leftist policies on their search engine.

My next step was to test out this theory... I went to Google and did the following searches:

"Bush Sucks" return 57,400 hits.

"Bush is the greatest president ever" only returned 706 hits!!!!!!

Do you realize that mathmatically 57,400 is about 1600 times more than 706 !?!

Do you think this is just "luck" or a programming error that would cause such a difference? Also think about this... there are WAY more people that think Bush is the greatest president ever than there are people who think Bush sucks. All my friends think Bush is the greatest president ever... ALL of them.

Even Islam.com agrees with this as they are the number 1 result for the search with this page. It says pretty clearly:

did jesus mean for people to turn there backs on there brothers while a mad man is killing them?u mean hateful men of lust and have,u say ,you idiot and u think your so right,because your life is full with femin pleasures and luxuries,u need a good man to put u in your place ,like a husband puts his wife in place when she is wrong and her belly is full of hate.
So basically it comes down to this, Google is a communist, left-wing, revolutionary and probably treasonist (although I can't prove it) organization.

Wow... I was just about to write here that Google would probably pull my site from their list. Well guess what... THEY ALREAD HAVE!!!!

A few weeks ago my site was number 1 on Google for the search "Liberals Must Die", and now?????? TOTALLY GONE!!! WTF???
Yahoo still has me at the number 1 position, so all I can do is hope that Yahoo doesn't go the route of Google and become a Nazi-Organization!

Hey Google, "I'm Feeling Lucky"! In your face!
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Wednesday, June 15, 2005 #    Comments [17]  | 

 

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