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I love it when a plan comes together!

... He touched the screen for gubernatorial candidate Jim Davis, a Democrat, but the review screen repeatedly registered the Republican, Charlie Crist.

Oh man it is working!!! We are going to win every election for the rest of eternity!! I am so excited!

Listen to the good news:

Joan Marek, 60, a Democrat from Hollywood, was also stunned to see Charlie Crist on her ballot review page after voting on Thursday. "Am I on the voting screen again?" she wondered. "Well, this is too weird."

Even better...

Mauricio Raponi wanted to vote for Democrats across the board at the Lemon City Library in Miami on Thursday. But each time he hit the button next to the candidate, the Republican choice showed up.

This election is going to be a blowout!!  Praise Jesus!

Some liberal computer geek over at arstechnica.com has published an article explaining how easy it is to steal an election now that we have electronic ballot machines w/ no audit trail.

Listen you idiots. Don't blow this for us ok?

People were already starting to question why Bush and Rove are not coming up with any plan in case the Republicans lose in November, and now this jerk is going to blow the whole thing wide open if we don't contain this story.

Diebold gave millions upon millions to the Republicans, and promised to "deliver the election to George W. Bush" in 2004.  We Republicans in turn, gave Dieblod Billions of taxpayer dollars to get their "voting" machines installed all over the country in key districts.

So I think you liberal geeks should just shut up and mind your own business! We control the government, and we control the voting!

A great man once said "It isn't who votes that matters. What matters who counts the votes."

Michael Steele would like you all to know that there has been a minor mixup.

Somewhere along the way, Steele was labeled a Republian, when really he is a moderate Democrat, like my good friend Joe Lieberman.

To help set the record straight, Steele has started passing out bumper stickers that say "Steele" across the top, and then "Democrat" beneath it.

So to the voters of Maryland, who are mostly Democrats, you can vote for Michael Steele, he is one of you. 

The (R) next to his name is just typo, which will be corrected at some point.  But please, don't let that stop you liberals from voting for him!