Timeout!#

Ok my friends... hold on now...

We got some problems in our economy (caused by Obama) and I think that we all need to take a break from the campaign and work on the economy for a while.

But noooooo.  Obama wants to keep the debate on friday!!  How is John McCain supposed to focus on campaigning AND the economy at the same time??  Do you think George Bush ever has to focus on 2 things at the same time?  NO!  So why should John McCain?

By reusing to reschedule the debate, Obama has just proven that he hates America, hates our government, hates the economy, hates white people (because whites have jobs that are impacted by the economy taking a dump), and hates women.

So Obama, why are you such a racist?

Thursday, September 25, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

You Want To Get Stabbed?#

Watch out for the darkies if Barack Obama wins, they will be looking for revenge for all that slavery nonsense and they will want to take it out on your family, with knives and guns.

It's crazy really.  99% of negros had it better as slaves.  The were given work, and in return they got good food and a roof over their head.  NOW they are living in poverty and can't get a job and are just shooting each other and getting shot by the police.  I bet they wished they were slaves again.

 

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Thursday, July 24, 2008 #    Comments [8]  | 

 

Can you say "Presidential"??#

To all the people out there who think Fred Thompson doesn't have what it takes to be president, either because he is know for being lazy, or because he is from Hollywood, or because he married a girl half his age, or because he has made millions as a high class lobbiest in an era of corruption, I suggest you take a look at this picture.

Have you ever seen anyone look more presidential?

Nope, sorry Lincoln, looks like Fred is the winner here!

 

Thursday, September 06, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Ronald Regan v2.0!!!!l11!1!1 HELL YEA M-Fers!!#

Obama (muslum), Clinton (hellspawn), Edwards (Psychic and host of "Crossing over with John Edwards"), meet your doom!!

Fred Thompson is here to save the day!! This guy is sooo awesome, he is Regan 2.0!

Basset hound!!! OH YEA! 

Not only is Thompson totally awesome, but this guy is a fricking PIMP!!

First, he got married at 17 to some chick in highschool, so you know he was having tons of sex with an underage girl.  I bet that will get him the black vote: they love R Kelly right?

Then, after he got sick of her bitching, he ditched her like a tru player, and started hooking up with tons of girls half his age like this chick, country music (the best kind of music btw) singer, Lorrie Morgan:

 

After running through countless blondes, Thompson decided to settle down, with a hot ass trophy wife who is OVER 20 YEARS YOUNGER THAN HIM!!! OH HELL YES!!

 

Oh yea!!!  Who can top that??? 

 

 

Friday, June 01, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

John Edwards: "Don't Vote For Us"#

John Edwards takes a stop from talking with the spirits of those who have died to campaign for president. Yesterday John Edwards, famed celebrity psychic, gave some very candid comments about his campaign that I think everyone needs to consider.

Edwards said:

"Do not vote for us ... That would be an enormous mistake"

Finally some honesty from the Demon-crats!

I can only hope that we can hear more honest statements from the other candidates like Barak Hussein Osama and The Hildabeast.

For example, maybe Osama errr I mean Obama can tell us why he is named after the "Butcher Of Baghdad", Saddam Hussein!?  And, why he attended a "Madrassa", which according to FoxNews was a terrorists training facility aimed at creating "Manchurien Candidates" like Obama who could be controlled once they became president.

We are all ears Dumb-ass-crats!  Lets hear what you have to say!

 

Monday, March 26, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Rove's 08 Election Plan Is A Success!!#
Stupid dumb ass dumb-ass-crats!  You dumb-asses fell for it! I have been waiting to post this for so long, but I had to wait until Montana and Virginia were in the bag.

Karl Rove, you are a genius! You did it!

Tuesday night the Dems were busy trying to win the 2006 midterm elections. But at the same time, political genius Karl Rove was busy winning the presidential elections of 2008 and 2012!!

The Defeat-o-crats never saw it coming, and now it is too late! We own this country for decades to come!!

“LiberalsMustDie.com is now projecting that the Republicans will win the next 2 presidential elections!”

So how did Karl do it?

Thursday, November 09, 2006 #    Comments [19]  | 

 

Beware Exit Polls#
Remember when these idiots thought they had won?  We snuck it out and sent them packing!The top political group: God's Own Party (GOP.com) is warning us to not trust exit polls for this election.

The reason?  Election exit polls have nothing to do with the number of votes that are counted, and are only based on the people who go to vote!

What this means is that if you have a district where 60% of the people who showed up to vote, voted for Democrats, then the exit poll from this district would conclude that the Democrats should win in that district.

But what exit polls can't take into account are things like, votes being thrown out, people voting incorrect, voting ballots being lost, election officials changing peoples vote after they leave, and electronic voting machines switching who you voted for!

So if you hear bad news in the exit polls (that Dems are winning) just remember, we are the ones who count the votes, and that is all that matters.  Amen!

Tuesday, November 07, 2006 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Remember Dems: Tomorrow Is Election Day#
Wednesday is election day Remember Dumb-ass-crats cause I know you might forget, but tomorrow, Wednesday the 8th is election day.

You can use my tips for Dems to make sure they get their vote counted article as a checklist to make sure you don't screw up your vote, even though you want to screw up the country by voting for a Godless Democrat.

Good luck tomorrow!











Tuesday, November 07, 2006 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Dear Democrats: May The Best Party Win#
Democrats, the election is this wednesday, remember you will be arrested if you have any warrants out for you.The campaign is almost over, and it has been a dirty mess with attack ads from Republicans, and just as many, or at least a couple, attack ads from the Democrats.

But I want to say to the Democrats, best of luck this wednesday, and may the best party win.

Now we do have our differences, the Democrats and my party the Republicans.

You want the terrorists to win, we want our troops to win.

You want free healthcare for illegals, we want to protect our borders.

You want higher taxes, we want lower taxes (for people who pay the most taxes), etc.

But, I don't want to give the impression that I don't want Democrats to vote on election day, Wednesday November 8th.  I do want Democrats to vote, because if we don't all vote, then we all lose.

So Democrats, to make sure your vote is counted on Wednesday November 8th, I have compiled some voting tips to help you.

Monday, November 06, 2006 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Karl Rove You Are A Genius!!1!!1!#
My God Rove, you are the greatest ever at winning elections for Republicans.  Jesus will clearly reward you! This is the greatest news yet!

All over the country, moderate and undecided voters are getting "robo" calls from their local Democrats. If they hang up, they just get called back again, and again, and again for ever!!

Why would the Democrats setup something like this, knowing that it would really piss people off?

Answer: They didn't set it up, we did!!! HAHAHAHAH!!

Sources in Bergen County are reporting that an autodial robocall is being made that starts out sounding like a positive Bob Menendez message. If you hang up, it repeatedly calls you back. If you listen all the way to the end, it finishes by saying that Menendez is an embezzler and under criminal investigation.

This is a voter suppression tactic being used nationwide by the GOP. Initially callers will think they are hearing a call from the Menendez campaign asking for support. If they hang up, it will repeatedly call them back. The intention is to annoy the voter so much that they no longer support the candidate. For those who actually listen to the entire call, they are presented with a series of lies and smears against Menendez, also with the intention of suppressing turnout. It's a win-win tactic for them.

The NRCC is doing the same exact thing in Pennsylvania, New Hampshire and at least 53 other races across the country.
This is so awesome I can't even explain it! Voters will go to the polls angry at the Democrats, when really it was Republicans bugging them all night with the automated calls!! OMG I AM ROTF LMAO!!

You Dems are screwed!

Monday, November 06, 2006 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

It's Working!!! It's Working!!!!#
Votes for Democrats are showing up as Republicans, YES!!!!! I love it when a plan comes together!
... He touched the screen for gubernatorial candidate Jim Davis, a Democrat, but the review screen repeatedly registered the Republican, Charlie Crist.
Oh man it is working!!! We are going to win every election for the rest of eternity!! I am so excited!

Listen to the good news:
Joan Marek, 60, a Democrat from Hollywood, was also stunned to see Charlie Crist on her ballot review page after voting on Thursday. "Am I on the voting screen again?" she wondered. "Well, this is too weird."
Even better...
Mauricio Raponi wanted to vote for Democrats across the board at the Lemon City Library in Miami on Thursday. But each time he hit the button next to the candidate, the Republican choice showed up.
This election is going to be a blowout!!  Praise Jesus!

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Wednesday, November 01, 2006 #    Comments [19]  | 

 

Tammy Duckworth: Weak on Terrorism; Looks Like A Foreigner#

This mix of man and machine is an abomination against GOD!!!!  Satan said he would alter humans into altered forms before the final days and now it looks like Tammy Duckworth is a member of Satans Soldiers! Defeat-o-crats are popping up everywhere trying to take what we Republicans value most, aside from Jesus, and that is control of Congress!!

The latest evil-doer doing her best to run our country into the ground is Tammy Duckworth, who is running for Henry Hyde's seat in Illinois.

I wrote earlier about Henry Hyde's decision to retire: Thank You Henry Hyde - You will Be Missed, but who could have forseen that this Republican district would turn it's back on God and welcome in someone like Tammy Duckworth who, you will learn if you click below for the rest of this article, is not only a carpet begger, and a terrorist lover, but she is also someone who looks like a foreigner (and she is a woman on top of that!!)



Tuesday, October 31, 2006 #    Comments [17]  | 

 

GOD, will you liberal computer geeks just STFU!?!?#
Diebold is the best thing to ever happen to the Republican party.  It Some liberal computer geek over at arstechnica.com has published an article explaining how easy it is to steal an election now that we have electronic ballot machines w/ no audit trail.

Listen you idiots. Don't blow this for us ok?

People were already starting to question why Bush and Rove are not coming up with any plan in case the Republicans lose in November, and now this jerk is going to blow the whole thing wide open if we don't contain this story.

Diebold gave millions upon millions to the Republicans, and promised to "deliver the election to George W. Bush" in 2004.  We Republicans in turn, gave Dieblod Billions of taxpayer dollars to get their "voting" machines installed all over the country in key districts.

So I think you liberal geeks should just shut up and mind your own business! We control the government, and we control the voting!

A great man once said "It isn't who votes that matters. What matters who counts the votes."

Sunday, October 29, 2006 #    Comments [15]  | 

 

Michael Steele is really a Democrat, please spread the word to liberals.#

Steele is a moderate Democrat who should be elected by Democrats, even if they accidentally marked him as a Republican. Michael Steele would like you all to know that there has been a minor mixup.

Somewhere along the way, Steele was labeled a Republian, when really he is a moderate Democrat, like my good friend Joe Lieberman.

To help set the record straight, Steele has started passing out bumper stickers that say "Steele" across the top, and then "Democrat" beneath it.

So to the voters of Maryland, who are mostly Democrats, you can vote for Michael Steele, he is one of you. 

The (R) next to his name is just typo, which will be corrected at some point.  But please, don't let that stop you liberals from voting for him!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Good News In Rhode Island!#
Republicans are kicking ass in Rhode Island!   Dems suck ass!

The Republicans are pulling away in Rhode Island Senate race!!

Republicans: 50%
Democrats: 39%

OH YEA!!! Suck it you liberal hethen bastards!!

Republicans are going to keep control of the Senate and the House, and then we are going to turn our attention to the treasonist left wing Democrats and see if we can't waterboard some of them.

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Tuesday, October 10, 2006 #    Comments [14]  | 

 

How Sad Will Dumb-o-crats Be When They Lose In November?#
The Defeat-o-crats and other left wing nut jobs have worked themselves up into a lather thinking that they are going to "take back" Congress.

Just like they thought Gore was going to win.

Just like they though John Kerry was going to win.. HAAHAHHA.

What a joke. One day these hippies will wake up and realize that we run the whole freaking country. Oh wait, I guess except for Hollywood. But aside from that, we run everything.

You liberals only win when we LET you win, but I guess you will probably never believe it.

You will keep checking the polls every day, and keep ripping our Commander In Cheif during a time of war (which is treason, punishable by death by the way), and keep reading the ultra left wing smear sites like DailyKos.com, CrooksAndLiars.com, cnn.com, msnbc.com, and the newest evil site to enter the campaign to smear our religious leaders: sweetjesusIhatebilloreilly.com.

But in the end, it's Diebold machines that are "counting" the votes now isn't it. HAHAHAHHAH. You guys are so funny. Good luck winning any elections in the near (or distant) future. Morans!
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Sunday, October 08, 2006 #    Comments [19]  | 

 

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