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How old is the Earth?

This is a question that lots of scientists waste their lives trying to figure out. It's a pointless exercise, especially when we already know the answer: 6000 years.

It's so simple, even Children's coloring books get it:

When I look at this picture of Jesus riding a dinosaur, only 2 things come to mind:

1) Damn, Jesus was fricking AWESOME!!

2) Jesus is sure like John McCain in a LOT of ways.  I bet if Dinosaurs were still around, John McCain would ride them too.

 

Undeniable proof of the power of God.

Just look at those people shake and lurch!

100% proof of the power of God!

I don't get this comic. What is the joke supposed to be?

 

This is the best news I have heard since I found out that Clinton (hell spawn) got impeached for his high crimes.  It looks like the new president of the NEA (National Education Association) is going to be Kenneth Willard, a Kansas Republican, and an opponent of teaching evolution in science class in favor of teaching the truth... that God created the Universe and the Earth in 6 days, and on the 7th day he rested.

This is GREAT NEWS!!

No longer will our children have to wonder why what they learn in science class seems to contradict the Bible on every page of every text. 

Now they can rest secure knowing that the Bible is true, and science books are typically lies that are made up by liberal scientists who try to undermine Christianity.

I hate Science and Math, and they need to be replaced in our education system with Bible and Religion classes if we are ever going to get anywhere.

This is a good start!

Some people, like the Democrats, seem to not care about God!  I must guess that instead of worshiping God and Jesus, they worship Satan.

Well I think all you Satan worshipers out there, including Muslums, Jews, Atheists, Democrats, and Homosexuals, need to take a look at the chart below and decide, who should you be worshiping?  God is clearly more powerful than Satan, and if you don't want another Katrina on your hands, you better start worshiping hard.

God can kill you.. DEAD!  So you better wise up and start praying to Him NOW!

 

Everyone needs to watch this.

Explains perfectly why the Bible is true!

 

I just wanted to give a quick shout out to my new friends at the Flat Earth Society.  I was just over at the site for the first time, and I am really excited to read some of their evidence! 

I had never really thought about it that much, even though the Bible does have some mention that the earth is flat, but now that I am starting to see evidence to support it, it is really exciting!

Scientists believe that they are only months away from proving once and for all that God exists!!!

What will Satanists, errr I mean Atheists like Richard Dawkins have to say, when their fellow liberal scientists have turned against them?? 

What will Muslums and Democrats say?? 

Will they beg for our (Christian Republican) forgiveness??  Will they agree that the Bible is true?  Will we finally be able to outlaw homosexuality?  Will slavery be legalized again? 

My God it will be a great time to be alive!!  Stay tuned!

Thanks to my tech friends at The Heritage Foundation, we have powned another liberal website.

http://richarddawkins.net/ has basically been down all day!!! OH YEA, big up to Jesus!

Maybe THAT will teach you to be an atheist!!!

 

This week, Congress held its first hearings on the bogus IPCC report on climate change. That report, which was put together without a single representative from the religious communities, "concluded" that global warming is “unequivocal” and human activity is the main driver, “very likely” causing most of the rise in temperatures since 1950.

Notice that they only say it is "very likely."

Why are they not 100% sure?  Because it isn't true.  If it were true, they could say "We are sure that global warming is real" but they can't say that can they?

There are still things unaccounted for, like the possability that Dinosaur Flatulance.

My good friend Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA), had something to say on the subect.  "We don’t know what those other cycles were caused by in the past. Could be dinosaur flatulence, you know, or who knows?"

Exactly!

Dinosaurs were all over the earth just a few thousand years ago, and they were really big.

Their farts could... to this day... still be warming our atmosphere, the way God intended it to... naturally!

Global warming is just a scare tactic used by the left and the scientists to scare people into thinking they are smart.

Don't believe it!

 

The Landover Baptist website is running a story that many conservative hating "scientists" don't want to talk about.

Noah's Sons Rode Flying Dinosaurs to quickly obtain animals from all corners of the world.

"The Lord is just amazing," says Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards. "Whenever Atheist scientists make a new find, they think it will hack away at our Christian beliefs. They must get pretty peeved at how sneaky our Lord is, because whenever they unearth something, it only provides more support for the historical accuracy of the Holy Bible And these flying dinosaurs they keep finding are no exception!"

So now what do they have to say about it? Answer: Nothing.

Some people wonder how this could have happened? The answer is clear:

Creation Scientists estimate that since the Earth is only ten-thousand years old, human beings were living among dinosaurs and had plenty of time to tame them. "I would have loved to have been around to see Cain and Abel rolling around in the grass outside the Garden of Eden playing with the pet raptors their father, Adam, gave them for their birthdays," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "What a glorious time that must have been!"

How can "Scientists" back off their claim that Dinosaurs existed, now that we have proof that Noah used them to collect animals? We will have to wait and see...