Physicists Closer To Proving God Exists (and hates Democrats)#

A while ago I posted about this very subject.  Physicists (which are like scientists, except they believe in the Bible) believed that they could prove God exists with some new machine somewhere or whatever.

Well, guess what atheists??  They are very close now!!!

Physicist expects 'God particle' will be found soon

HAHAHHAAA STFU liberals and atheists!!  Now what do you all you scientists have to say huh???  Where is your Darwin now??  Or would you prefer Richard Dawkins??

Doesn't matter, you will all go to hell!! HAHA LOL.  Sux 2 b u!  :)

What I am wondering is this, how many of you atheists are going to come crying to me for forgiveness?  Asking me to pray to God on your behalf, begging for his mercy??  I got sour news for you Jack.  I might pretend to help you, but when I say my prayer I will be telling God what I really think of you people. 

Smite them Lord.  Now they know the truth, let them suffer for their evil ways!  Rain down hot acid upon them and their family!!  Strike their friends and loved ones with terrible disease!!! OH YES IT WILL BE GREAT!

You see atheists, you picked the way of the wicked, the way of evil, the way of satan, instead of siding with the ever lasting love, joy and compassion of God.  Now BURN IN HELL FOR EVER!!!

UPDATE:

The physics evidence for God just keeps piling up!  Based on this, it seems they have used physics to prove the Bible is RIGHT!!  Suck it scientists!!  You guys suck.  There's a new sherrif in town, and their name is "physicists" and they aren't constrainted by your evil science ways!

 

Thursday, April 10, 2008 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Proof of the Power of GOD!#


Undeniable proof of the power of God.

Just look at those people shake and lurch!

100% proof of the power of God!

Monday, July 16, 2007 #    Comments [14]  | 

 

Teach Both Sides: Is this supposed to be a joke?#

I don't get this comic. What is the joke supposed to be?

 

Monday, June 25, 2007 #    Comments [11]  | 

 

Science Class: Kiss your evolution goodbye!! HELL YEA!!#

This is what evolutionists think is going to happen one day as we all 'reverse evolve' back into apes.  What a joke.This is the best news I have heard since I found out that Clinton (hell spawn) got impeached for his high crimes.  It looks like the new president of the NEA (National Education Association) is going to be Kenneth Willard, a Kansas Republican, and an opponent of teaching evolution in science class in favor of teaching the truth... that God created the Universe and the Earth in 6 days, and on the 7th day he rested.

This is GREAT NEWS!!

No longer will our children have to wonder why what they learn in science class seems to contradict the Bible on every page of every text. 

Now they can rest secure knowing that the Bible is true, and science books are typically lies that are made up by liberal scientists who try to undermine Christianity.

I hate Science and Math, and they need to be replaced in our education system with Bible and Religion classes if we are ever going to get anywhere.

This is a good start!

Monday, May 21, 2007 #    Comments [13]  | 

 

To My Friends At The Flat Earth Society#

I just wanted to give a quick shout out to my new friends at the Flat Earth Society.  I was just over at the site for the first time, and I am really excited to read some of their evidence! 

I had never really thought about it that much, even though the Bible does have some mention that the earth is flat, but now that I am starting to see evidence to support it, it is really exciting!

Saturday, February 17, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

How Ironic! Scientsts on the verge of proving God exists!!#
And then God was like... hey, I got yo God particle right hear.  BOOM!  And then he killed everyone.

Scientists believe that they are only months away from proving once and for all that God exists!!!

What will Satanists, errr I mean Atheists like Richard Dawkins have to say, when their fellow liberal scientists have turned against them?? 

What will Muslums and Democrats say?? 

Will they beg for our (Christian Republican) forgiveness??  Will they agree that the Bible is true?  Will we finally be able to outlaw homosexuality?  Will slavery be legalized again? 

My God it will be a great time to be alive!!  Stay tuned!

Thursday, February 15, 2007 #    Comments [49]  | 

 

Lewis Black Mocks My Beliefs!!#

This "comedian" who openly admits that he is a Jew, suggests that I am a "F*ck nut"!! WTF!!

The worst part is that he is trying to make fun of us for realizing that fossils were put in the earth by the devil to try and convince us that God is not real!

But does Lewis give 1 single reason for why the Devil couldn't have done this?? NO!!



For all I know, Lewis is under the power of the Devil right now!!

Ever heard the phrase "Here comes the Devil, dressed in black"?  Well now remember that "Black" is Lewis Black's LAST NAME!! OMG!! 

I suppose that is just a conincidence too!?

 

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 #    Comments [14]  | 

 

True Cause Of Global Warming: Dinosaur Farts?#

This week, Congress held its first hearings on the bogus IPCC report on climate change. That report, which was put together without a single representative from the religious communities, "concluded" that global warming is “unequivocal” and human activity is the main driver, “very likely” causing most of the rise in temperatures since 1950.

Notice that they only say it is "very likely."

Why are they not 100% sure?  Because it isn't true.  If it were true, they could say "We are sure that global warming is real" but they can't say that can they?

There are still things unaccounted for, like the possability that Dinosaur Flatulance.

My good friend Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA), had something to say on the subect.  "We don’t know what those other cycles were caused by in the past. Could be dinosaur flatulence, you know, or who knows?"

Exactly!

Dinosaurs were all over the earth just a few thousand years ago, and they were really big.

Their farts could... to this day... still be warming our atmosphere, the way God intended it to... naturally!

Global warming is just a scare tactic used by the left and the scientists to scare people into thinking they are smart.

Don't believe it!

 

Monday, February 12, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Liberals Are Dumb, and Homosexualish#
This proves it, liberals are dumb. Liberals are stupid and enjoy homosexual sex!

That is one of the many conclusions you can draw from this study I found on the impact of IQ.

The study measured peoples IQ and found that if you are dumb, you are more likely to:

a) hate God

b) get divorced

c) engage in homosexual sex

d) believe the lies of evolution.

Liberals? They dumb!

Click below or click on the image to view the full chart.

Friday, February 09, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

"Physics" Enrollment At All Time High??? WTF!!#
God hates people who believe in black holes!

This is terrible news!!

"More U.S. high-school students are taking physics than ever before, and the number of physics bachelor's degree recipients in the nation has increased 31 percent since 2000, according to new data presented today by the American Institute of Physics (AIP)."
Does this mean that we are losing the war on science??

Could this be an effect of the Democrats taking over the Senate?? How could this be?!?!?

We need to get a fresh push for I.D. to be taught instead of "physics."
Friday, January 12, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Scientists Forcing Their 'Belief' On Noah's Grand Canyon!!#
Noahs Flood is obviously what caused the Grand Canyon.  Its just common sense! Every good Republican Christian knows that the Grand Canyon was caused by Noah's Flood.

God was sick of people and decided, in his mercy and love, to kill every last creature on the entire planet, except for Noah and the animals he could fit on his Ark.

As I showed before, Noah and his sons utilized flying Dinosaurs to travel the lands collecting animals for the Ark. This allowed him to get all the animals on the planet in short order, otherwise it would of course have been impossible to do.

Now scientists are starting to complain because the Bush administration is "not allowing" the geologists at the Grand Canyon National Park to tell the visitors lies and falsehoods.

What kind of lies?  How about, that the Grand Canyon was NOT caused by Noah's Flood!  WTF!?!?  These scientists can't just STFU can they?!  I bet they don't even believe that Noah lived to be 900 years old!!  Idiots.

Ok scientists, I'll bite.  If it wasn't caused by Noahs flood, then what was it caused by?

Their answer, after the jump, will shock you!

Friday, December 29, 2006 #    Comments [23]  | 

 

Evolution is so crazy, it will make our kids go insane!#
Here is a cartoon dramatization of what could (and probably would) happen if we forced the insane ideas of evolution on our young children.



Why are "scientists" so stupid??

Why can't they just accept that God did it?

It's just that simple!

Why? Cause God dit it!

So to all you scientists out there, please STFU!

Thursday, November 16, 2006 #    Comments [13]  | 

 

Liberal Scientists Infecting Republicans With Homosexuality?#
Gay Republicans, whatRecently we have seen a rash of good honest Republicans, good Christian people, turning their back on all that is good in our world, and embracing the homosexual lifestyle. From Jeff Gannon, the gay prostitute who somehow got a seat in the Whitehouse Press core, to Mark Foley (D-FL) (aka maf54), who became a Democrat at the last moment once he decided to be gay, and now most recently Ted Haggard, President of the National Association of Evangelicals, has been found to have had a 3 year sexual relationship with a gay prostitute (not Gannon), while they did meth together.

This can’t be a coincidence.

I was able to deduce the reason behind the rash of homosexualism among “good” people, and the results will shock you! The answer is nothing less than a full scale attack on America from within our borders.



Monday, November 06, 2006 #    Comments [10]  | 

 

GOD, will you liberal computer geeks just STFU!?!?#
Diebold is the best thing to ever happen to the Republican party.  It Some liberal computer geek over at arstechnica.com has published an article explaining how easy it is to steal an election now that we have electronic ballot machines w/ no audit trail.

Listen you idiots. Don't blow this for us ok?

People were already starting to question why Bush and Rove are not coming up with any plan in case the Republicans lose in November, and now this jerk is going to blow the whole thing wide open if we don't contain this story.

Diebold gave millions upon millions to the Republicans, and promised to "deliver the election to George W. Bush" in 2004.  We Republicans in turn, gave Dieblod Billions of taxpayer dollars to get their "voting" machines installed all over the country in key districts.

So I think you liberal geeks should just shut up and mind your own business! We control the government, and we control the voting!

A great man once said "It isn't who votes that matters. What matters who counts the votes."

Sunday, October 29, 2006 #    Comments [15]  | 

 

2 + 2 = 5#
2 + 2 = 5  in your face liberals I get lots of hate mail that talks about this 2+2=5 reference from some book, I have no idea what their point is but they look like this:
Nice Newspeak you bastard.  I bet you were born in 1984.  2+2=5 right?
You take the term "Orwellian Nutjob" to new heights. 2+2=5!  War is peace!  F*ck you, you piece of sh*t!
I expect this kind of stuff from liberal pussies. But this 2+2=5 thing really made me think.

You see, in the eyes of a liberal 2+2=5 can NEVER be true. To them, even God can not make 2+2=5... that's right, they don't even believe that God can have power over math and science. Idiots.

So I am going to PROVE that 2+2=5.

Click "Read More..." to see the Mathmatical proof that will cause all liberals to STFU!!
Monday, April 17, 2006 #    Comments [12]  | 

 

Barack Obama in 2012? Not if God has anything to say about it!#

UPDATE: When I first wrote this, I thought there was NO WAY Obama could be running for President any time soon.  With the war in Iraq going so well, I figured the Republicans had elections wrapped up for the next 18 years... at least.  Now, he is trying to win in 2008, a full 4 years ahead of my schedule.  I guess he read this article and realized that Hillary was going to get her butt kicked, so he might as well try now.

A lot of the liberal people I know and am forced to interact with every now and then keep talking about how Barack Obama, the cocaine addicted Jr. Senator from Illinois, is going to run for President and WIN in 2012 ( I guess they are already figuring that Hillary will get killed in 08 hahaha).

Well I did some research and came across some important information that was being ignored by the press during Obama's run for Senate. I can't take credit for the following, as it was a handout that was mailed to me from one of our supporters, but it really shows how Obama wants to overthrow Christians and God in our country. God will not allow this!

Issue God's Word! Barack Obama's Word
Life "Before I formed you in the womb I knew you"
Jeremiah 1:5

Your life did not begin when you were born, God created you before He formed you in the womb.
Pro-Infanticide
Supports abortion on demand through all nine months of pregnancy.
Failed to support ban on gruesome practice of live birth abortion (SB 1661, 1662, 1663) and partial birth abortions (HB 382).
Marriage "You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination"
Leviticus 18:22

"If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them"
Leviticus 20:13

"Have you not read that He who made them at the beginning 'made them male and female,' and he said, 'For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be hoined to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh'?
Matthew 19:4-5
Anti-protection of traditional marriage

Said Obama, "I will oppose any proposal to amend the Constitution to ban gays and lesbians from marrying."
(Windy City Times, 4/2/04)
Pornography on the Internets "For all that is in the world-the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life-is not of the Father but is of the world. And the world is passing away, and the lust of it; but he who does the will of God abides forever."
1 John 2:16-17
Pro-Pornography
Obama voted against making school boards equip computers with filtering software to prevent minors from gaining access to explicit materials (HB 1812).


How can you claim to be a Christian and support the Democratic Party? The Democrats moral issues conflict with God's Commands. You have a choice - support the party that follows God's Will or vote for a party that perpetuates evil.

Answer the call of Christianity - stand up for Truth = God's Word and Will for all Christians.

You will be held accountable to GOD for your decision on November 2, 2004.



Of course we know what happened in Illinois on November 2nd, and we know where the hearts of the people of Illinois lie. They voted against God, and for perpetual evil for both their Senator, the Pro-infanticide, Pro-gay, Pro-porno, and their vote for president.

I think all Americans need to ask themselves these questions for the next upcoming elections. Can you really vote for Evil? God says that gays should be put to death, and the Democrats want to give them protection and rights??

It's clear that the Republican party is the party of God. Which would mean that the Democratic party is the party of .... I don't know.... could it be.... SATAN???

Dear God. Please send the Democrats a message that you mean business. Don't allow them to destroy our country by helping terrorists and gays. Send your Angel of destruction down upon the blue states, and punish them for their pagan ways!
Sunday, August 21, 2005 #    Comments [24]  | 

 

Flying Dinos Aided Noah!#
The Landover Baptist website is running a story that many conservative hating "scientists" don't want to talk about.

Noah's Sons Rode Flying Dinosaurs to quickly obtain animals from all corners of the world.

"The Lord is just amazing," says Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards. "Whenever Atheist scientists make a new find, they think it will hack away at our Christian beliefs. They must get pretty peeved at how sneaky our Lord is, because whenever they unearth something, it only provides more support for the historical accuracy of the Holy Bible And these flying dinosaurs they keep finding are no exception!"

So now what do they have to say about it? Answer: Nothing.

Some people wonder how this could have happened? The answer is clear:

Creation Scientists estimate that since the Earth is only ten-thousand years old, human beings were living among dinosaurs and had plenty of time to tame them. "I would have loved to have been around to see Cain and Abel rolling around in the grass outside the Garden of Eden playing with the pet raptors their father, Adam, gave them for their birthdays," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "What a glorious time that must have been!"


How can "Scientists" back off their claim that Dinosaurs existed, now that we have proof that Noah used them to collect animals? We will have to wait and see...
Monday, June 20, 2005 #    Comments [44]  | 

 

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