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Well I guess we are screwed. The Colts kicked the Bears ass, and as we point out earlier, this is a clear indication that Satan is gaining full control over the world.

The Rapture must be right around the corner.

I am really excited about the Rapture, but really disappointed that the evil-doers have seemingly won.

We used to be a country of Puritans, worshiping God, burning witches, and killing hethen Indians.

No, we have devolved into a demon worshiping country of Democrats, liberals, and homosexuals.

When you go an elect Democrats, no wonder Satan's power grows!

Today is Superbowl Suday, and we are seeing a matchup of 2 teams, each representing one side of the never ending fight of Good (Bears) vs Evil (Colts).

God is obviously going to be supporting the Bears.

It is not just me who sees this obvious fact.  Others have noted similar connections:

God wants the Bears to win. If you don't want the Bears to win, you're against God. If you're against God, you're going to Hell.

There it is, cheer for the Bears, or suffer eternal damnation.

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There's symbolism in this that proves that God backs the Bears. Change just one letter for Chicago and you get "Beads", as in "Rosary".

But for Indianapolis, stick in that horseshoe from their helmets and you get "Cults". Sure sounds satanic to me.

More after the jump.

Here is even more proof that the Bears are God's team, and that they are going to have HIS power behind them in the Superbowl!

Colts fans who are true Christians will root for the Bears, or face damnation.

As you may know, Mike Ditka was a hall of fame tight end for the Chicago Bears, before becoming their coach and leading them to their 1985 Superbowl victory.

But, even before that, Ditka was a die hard Republican!

Ditka had considered running for Senate, and I am really sad that he didn't because then he would have put a quick end to this "Obama" terrorist guy back in 2004.

But I digress... 

Now, with God throwing his support behind the Republican Ditka's favorite team, the Bears, what can we expect?

Click below to see what is in store for the residents of Miami.

White house insiders are telling people that Bush is ready to attack Iran if Iran "doesn't STFU and get in line."

Ok maybe those weren't the exact words they used, but you get the idea.

I can't take this suspense anymore!  I keep checking online hoping to see that the bombing has started!  It's going to be the greatest war ever (even better than Iraq)! 

God will be really happy.  First we attacked Iraq (Shia Muslums), and now we are going to get the rest of them (Sunni Muslums) in Iran!  So sweet. 

I wonder if Jesus and God get together to watch our wars like we watch the NFL playoffs?  Probably.

Yesterday the undefeated, and first place Chicago Bears, were upset by the hapless Miami Dolphins.

Why does this matter?

Because the last time this happened was back in 1985, a year in which the Republicans did not lose a single national election campaign! Not even 1!

Could this pattern be predicting a GOP landslide victor this week?

You can't argue with the facts!