Diebold in action#

As I mentioned before, we (Republicans) have received millions in campaing contributions from Diebold, and in turn we have bought billions worth of their voting machines.

Now we have some sweet video showing just how sweet it works.

This guy tries to say it is "not calibrated" but notice when he clicked "All Democratic" it switched to "John McCain"!?!!"  HAHAHA



McCain 08 baby here we come!
Wednesday, October 29, 2008 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Ace in the hole#

Over the last few weeks, people have been questioning me as to why I am 100% sure that Barack Obama is going to lose on November 4th.

The answer is simple.  God will not let a black muslum hethen satan worshiping terrorist become president of His chosen country.

But the answer is a little deeper than that... so allow me to elaborate.

Jesus once said "Stone the homosexuals who shall lay with other men and let them die in pain knowing that their family and seed will also be stoned for their sodomism".   But he also said "God helps those who help themsevles."  Thus, Diebold was born.

Diebold is a company that provides "top quality" election equipment to republican run counties!  But, here is where God helping us comes in, there is no way to verify who voted for who!  :)

Even if devil worshipers WANT to vote for Obama, our friends at Dieblod won't let them make that mistake.  Just read these stories of West Virgina votes being "switched" to McCain from Obama.  Now listen, I won't make a big deal of the fact that these people were trying to elect a terrorist, but then they shouldn't make a big deal of Diebold trying to help them do the right thing by changing their vote to McCain!

This is the great thing about Diebold!  Diebold gives Republican candidates lots and lots of campaign contributions, Republicans force their counties to buy lots and lots of Diebold machines, Diebold machines switch votes to Republicans to make sure they are elected!

It's like the cycle of life.  Beautful!

Monday, October 27, 2008 #    Comments [12]  | 

 

GOD, will you liberal computer geeks just STFU!?!?#
Diebold is the best thing to ever happen to the Republican party.  It Some liberal computer geek over at arstechnica.com has published an article explaining how easy it is to steal an election now that we have electronic ballot machines w/ no audit trail.

Listen you idiots. Don't blow this for us ok?

People were already starting to question why Bush and Rove are not coming up with any plan in case the Republicans lose in November, and now this jerk is going to blow the whole thing wide open if we don't contain this story.

Diebold gave millions upon millions to the Republicans, and promised to "deliver the election to George W. Bush" in 2004.  We Republicans in turn, gave Dieblod Billions of taxpayer dollars to get their "voting" machines installed all over the country in key districts.

So I think you liberal geeks should just shut up and mind your own business! We control the government, and we control the voting!

A great man once said "It isn't who votes that matters. What matters who counts the votes."

Sunday, October 29, 2006 #    Comments [15]  | 

 

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