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I don't get this comic. What is the joke supposed to be?

 

When you watch this video, you will soon realize a few things:

1) Our God Is An Awesome God

2) Jesus is real

What do you Satan Worshipers.... errrr..... I mean "Atheists" have to say about this?

You think Clouds just randomly form into the shape of Jesus, JUST as Google is taking a picture of them???

I challenge any "scientist" out there to figure out the odds, and then tell me that you don't believe in Jesus!

Scientists believe that they are only months away from proving once and for all that God exists!!!

What will Satanists, errr I mean Atheists like Richard Dawkins have to say, when their fellow liberal scientists have turned against them?? 

What will Muslums and Democrats say?? 

Will they beg for our (Christian Republican) forgiveness??  Will they agree that the Bible is true?  Will we finally be able to outlaw homosexuality?  Will slavery be legalized again? 

My God it will be a great time to be alive!!  Stay tuned!

Thanks to my tech friends at The Heritage Foundation, we have powned another liberal website.

http://richarddawkins.net/ has basically been down all day!!! OH YEA, big up to Jesus!

Maybe THAT will teach you to be an atheist!!!

 

I just found this awesome piece of legislation, which is suprisingly from one of the states I hate the most, Massachusetts.

PART IV. CRIMES, PUNISHMENTS AND PROCEEDINGS IN CRIMINAL CASES

TITLE I. CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS

CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER

Chapter 272: Section 36. Blasphemy

Section 36. Whoever wilfully blasphemes the holy name of God by denying, cursing or contumeliously reproaching God, his creation, government or final judging of the world, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching or exposing to contempt and ridicule, the holy word of God contained in the holy scriptures shall be punished by imprisonment in jail for not more than one year or by a fine of not more than three hundred dollars, and may also be bound to good behavior.

You hear that Liberals????

1 year in PMITAP, or maybe even a FPMITAP!!!

We need to make this a federal law, so that ALL Atheists and Muslums in ALL 50 states can be thrown in jail!!

Praise God!!

 

Every good Republican Christian knows that the Grand Canyon was caused by Noah's Flood.

God was sick of people and decided, in his mercy and love, to kill every last creature on the entire planet, except for Noah and the animals he could fit on his Ark.

As I showed before, Noah and his sons utilized flying Dinosaurs to travel the lands collecting animals for the Ark. This allowed him to get all the animals on the planet in short order, otherwise it would of course have been impossible to do.

Now scientists are starting to complain because the Bush administration is "not allowing" the geologists at the Grand Canyon National Park to tell the visitors lies and falsehoods.

What kind of lies?  How about, that the Grand Canyon was NOT caused by Noah's Flood!  WTF!?!?  These scientists can't just STFU can they?!  I bet they don't even believe that Noah lived to be 900 years old!!  Idiots.

Ok scientists, I'll bite.  If it wasn't caused by Noahs flood, then what was it caused by?

Their answer, after the jump, will shock you!

Some of the worst and most immoral people on earth are Atheists!

These people don't even believe in God?!!

Know who else doesn't believe in God? The Devil, Obama Bin Ladin, and Hitler for starters... see a pattern here? If you don't believe in God, you are evil!

These Atheists think that we are crazy for believing in God and the Bible, even when "science" (tricks of the devil) seem to contradict things in the Bible.

Well finally someone has put together a video to show exactly why Atheists are the crazy ones, and not us true believers who will be rescued from this earth just days before the second coming of Jesus during the Rapture, which will preceed the end of days and the return of Lucifer in the final battle between good (R) and evil (D) for the souls of all mankind. They are the crazy ones obviously.

The website is called the Atheist Delusion, and it really shows concrete proof that we are right, and they are wrong, take a look.

To see the video either click here for the original, click through to see my mirror of it.

Here is a cartoon dramatization of what could (and probably would) happen if we forced the insane ideas of evolution on our young children.



Why are "scientists" so stupid??

Why can't they just accept that God did it?

It's just that simple!

Why? Cause God dit it!

So to all you scientists out there, please STFU!

Yea!!! So suck it you liberal bastards!

Go go Jesus election results!  Boom, Republicans win!

The Landover Baptist website is running a story that many conservative hating "scientists" don't want to talk about.

Noah's Sons Rode Flying Dinosaurs to quickly obtain animals from all corners of the world.

"The Lord is just amazing," says Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards. "Whenever Atheist scientists make a new find, they think it will hack away at our Christian beliefs. They must get pretty peeved at how sneaky our Lord is, because whenever they unearth something, it only provides more support for the historical accuracy of the Holy Bible And these flying dinosaurs they keep finding are no exception!"

So now what do they have to say about it? Answer: Nothing.

Some people wonder how this could have happened? The answer is clear:

Creation Scientists estimate that since the Earth is only ten-thousand years old, human beings were living among dinosaurs and had plenty of time to tame them. "I would have loved to have been around to see Cain and Abel rolling around in the grass outside the Garden of Eden playing with the pet raptors their father, Adam, gave them for their birthdays," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "What a glorious time that must have been!"

How can "Scientists" back off their claim that Dinosaurs existed, now that we have proof that Noah used them to collect animals? We will have to wait and see...