
This week, our President had to take time out of his busy schedule defending us from evil-doers, spreading freedom, and making America safer (while cutting taxes), to appear on a TV show in order to stop this nonsense about "Staying the course."
As the President pointed out, the Bush administration and the Republicans have "never been 'stay the course.'"
Got it?? The Democrats liberal media keeps spreading this "Republicans will stay the course" message, and nothing could be further from the truth.
What we have been saying is that we will "Stay
A Course." You see the difference? It isn't "Stay
The Course", it's "Stay
A Course."
Now the course we are staying is constantly changing, as we change our "tactics" and "statageries."
Our first course was to "find the WMDs, and change the middle east into a blooming flower of Democracy".
Then we changed course and headed straight for "Get an Iraqi Government in place and hold some elections."
Then we changed course to "Let's try disbanding the army, and torturing some guys in Abu Ghraib."
After that, we made a swift course change, bearing toward "Let's paint a good picture for the 2004 presidential election"
Since then we have been on the "This isn't a civil war, and we do have a plan, trust us" course.
By constantly changing the course, we are able to confuse the enemy. Not even our own soldiers know what is going on, so you can bet the evil doers are unable to plan against us.
And the world is safer for it!