Kids are so cute#

This kid makes me wish I had some little Bill'Os running around my house.



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Thursday, October 02, 2008 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

You're either with us, or a Democrat#

I love this poster:

 

So true.... so true.

 

Monday, November 26, 2007 #    Comments [16]  | 

 

Survival of the Fittest?#

If there is one thing that Dems agree on, it is their hatred for all things American and for God. When you show them proof that God created live (and life) on Earth, they come back at you with some crazy nonsense about Darwin and "Survival of the fittest".

But, if "Survival of the Fittest" is really their religion, why do they keep fighting Republicans efforts to put this model into play for our healthcare system?

In fact, "Survival of the Fittest" is what our healthcare and public policy is all about!

For example, Rudy Giuliani (treated for prostate cancer) John McCain (treated for melanoma, the most serious type of skin malignancy) and Fred Thompson (diagnosed with lymphoma, a cancer of the immune system) have all put forward healthcare plans that, if enacted, would probably meant that they (as people who have been diagnosed with cancer) would not be able to get health insurance.

Now, the stupid dems are complaining about this, because they think it shows how clueless Republicans are.

But really, it shows that we know exactly what we are doing: Survival of the Fittest.

Giuliani, McCain and Thompson are all worth millions.  They are the fittest, and so if they get sick again, they can afford to get medical treatment.

So think about it.  If they were to enact these plans, it would send a clear message to Americans: "You need to save up a few million just in case you get sick, or you will die from lack of treatment." 

Now, just think about how powerful the American economy would be if everyone in the country needed to become a millionaire or risk dying of cancer.  Everyone would be working really really hard to make a buck, and the economy would go through the roof!

It would be wonderful!

For those people who were to lazy or stupid to make a million dollars (democrats, hippies, mexicans etc) they would quickly get cancer (thanks to the new Republican environmental policies) and die off: survival of the fittest!!!

 

Wednesday, November 21, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Republicans on the right, Democrats on the left#

These pictures speak a thousand words.

Republicans on the right, Democrats on the left. 

 

Man it SUCKS to be a Democrat, and it SUCKS to be poor.

So come be a Republican, we are RICH we we have all the power!
(Gays and minorities need not apply).

Friday, September 21, 2007 #    Comments [18]  | 

 

Proof That The Democrats Are Our Enemies!#

On Tolerance

Al Qaida/Taliban: Death to the infidels
Republicans: Kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity
Liberals: Live and let live

On Marriage

Al Qaida/Taliban: Marriage is only between a man and a woman
Republicans: Marriage is only between a man and a woman
Liberals: Marriage is between any two people who love each other

On God

Al Qaida/Taliban: God is on our side and will help us kill our enemies
Republicans: God is on our side and will help us kill our enemies
Liberals: God may or may not exist and will not help us kill anyone

(The Most Important) On George W. Bush

Al Qaida/Taliban: Endorced George W. Bush in the last election.
Republicans: Endorced George W. Bush in the last election.
Liberals: Tried to get John Kerry elected!  (Not George W. Bush!)

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This shows how out of touch liberals are.

Even the terrorists agree that George W. Bush would be best to run the country, but for some reason the Liberals hate America.

Friday, August 31, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Would Jesus Descriminate? HELL YES!!#

Some pusillanimouses over in Indianapolis are mad that some good hard working, honest Christian Republicans would deface a billboard that claims to suggest that Jesus "affirmed a gay couple" (see the picture below).

The only thing Jesus would do if he say a gay couple is kick them in the balls!

Jesus was very clear on this issue:

1) Homosexuals are evil

2) Homosexuality is a lifestyle choice

3) People who choose to live as homosexuals hate God and embrace Satan

4) Democrats embrace the homosexual agenda and are anti-family

So WWJD?  He would kick them in the balls, just before he cast them down into HELL!!!

So I would like to thank whoever went up on that ladder to vandalize this message, and mark it as it really is: A LIE! 

If you want to hear THE TRUTH and not a bunch of lies, you need to read this site, and watch FoxNews.  Don't listen to the liberal media!

 

Wednesday, April 25, 2007 #    Comments [16]  | 

 

Bush: Funniest President Ever!#

George W. Bush is not only the greatest President in our history, but he is also the funniest President ever!

This week, at the broadcasters' dinner, Bush showed off his comedic talents to the sheer delight of the crowd.

"A year ago my approval rating was in the 30s, my nominee for the Supreme Court had just withdrawn, and my vice president had shot someone... Ah, those were the good ol' days."

HAHHAHAHH.  Damn that's funny!  It's funny because you would think that things couldn't have gotten any worse but here we are!  HAAHAHA  Funny.

"Cheney has had a rough few weeks. To be honest, his feelings were kind of hurt. He said he was going on vacation to Afghanistan where people like him."

HAHHAAHAH.  Get it?  When Cheney went to Afghanistan people tried to kill him with a few bomb attacks, but here in America, we like him even LESS!  HAHAHAHAHAHA.  So funny.

"I have to admit we really blew the way we let those attorneys go. You know you've botched it when people sympathize with lawyers."

BWAHAHHAAHHAHA.  People hate lawyers.  So if they choose to side with the lawyers, they must hate this administration even MORE!!! HAHAHHHA :) :) :)

Bush discussed writing his memoires like Clinton did:

"I'm thinking of something really fun and creative for mine.  You know, maybe a pop-up book."

Get it???  Cause he can't write a real book!  This guy is on FIRE!! HAHAHHA.

Maybe after he is done being President he could be a stand up comedian!  What more could you ask for in a President.   George W. Bush is truely the greatest President on the face of the Earth!

 

Friday, March 30, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Liberal Media Ignores Truth: Scooter Libby Found NOT GUILTY!!!#

Poop poop poopy poop. When the Libby verdict came down, every single liberal media news organization jumped on board to do their part to aid Al Qaeda and make our President look bad.

They filled their papers and TV screens with discussion of how I. Lewis Libby was found "Guilty" of all kinds of felony charges.

They listed them off, so proud of themselves:

two counts of perjury

one count of obstructing justice in a grand jury investigation

one count of making false statements to federal investigators

But what you WON'T see in the headlines, is that "Scooter" was actually found NOT GUILTY of 1 count of making false statements.

Where are all the headlines:

SCOOTER FOUND NOT GUILTY!

I didn't see 1 single headline that said that!  The liberal media kept the real story from being told!  If the media were not filled with commie bastards, the daily talk shows would have tag lines like:

"Scooter Acquitted.  What's next for the Democratic smear team?"

"Maybe the 'I' stand for Innocent.  I. Lewis Libby found NOT GUILTY."

"Scooter set free, but Bill Clinton is still at large."

"Libby acquitted through the power of Jesus Christ."

Anyway, now that Scooter has been found not guilty, what will he be doing next?  Some pundits have suggested that his recent high profile could be the perfect springboard to launch him into the race for the White House. 

Foreign Relations Experience?  This guy has lots of experience with middle east diplomacy and wars.

Dealing with terrorists?  Scooter was the target of a Democratic terrorist attack.  I think he knows a little something about how to deal with terrorists.

Religion?  The guy has a close personal relationship with Jesus!

Watch out Brownback, Scotter could be on your heals in moments!

UPDATE: I would like to point out that I was not referring to FoxNews when I called the liberal media all those names.  Of course I love Fox!  They even took my advice on spreading the NOT GUILTY announcement.  Thanks Gerald Fnord for the link!

 

Friday, March 16, 2007 #    Comments [12]  | 

 

Former NBA Star Tim Hardaway Loves God, Hates Homos#

If there were ever gay basketball players, this is the kind of crap you can expect.  Disgusting!!!  OMG!!!I want to thank NBA star Tim Hardaway for being so brave and courageous!

Most people are "afraid" to speak their mind about homosexuals, about how they are evil and they hate God, and they worship Satan, and how they live a disgusting lifestyle etc.

But not Tim Hardaway. He should really be recognized as a hero for standing up to the homotocracy and saying what 99.99% of Americans believe!

When asked about playing with a homosexual, Hardaway had this to say:

"I wouldn't want him on my team. Second of all, if he was on my team I would really distance myself from him because I don't think that's right and I don't think he should be in the locker room when we're in the locker room." 

Bravo Tim Hardaway... bravo! "Well, you know, I hate gay people," Hardaway said.  "I let it be known I don't like gay people. I don't like to be around gay people. I'm homophobic. It shouldn't be in the world, in the United States, I don't like it."

If only the liberals in this country would "wise up" and start realizing that homos are destroying our country and our world. God will punish us for allowing them to be homosexual in His world.

I think Dr. Martin Luther King would be really proud to see this type of progress in our country!

50 years ago, could anyone have predicted that black people would have come so far, as to be able to hold "prejudges" and be "ass crazy bigoted" toward OTHER people? 

"The Dream" has come true!

 

Thursday, February 15, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

$1000 Bet On Iraq About To Come Due#

Why does the liberal media only report the BAD car bombings!Since 2003 left wing pussy Juan Cole has been bitching about the US going to war with Iraq.

First he was saying that we shouldn't go to war, then he was saying that there were no WMD, then he was saying that we were going to be stuck there, then he started talking about civil war and a bunch of other junk I don't understand.

Juan is the perfect example of why American hates liberals and the left wing.

More after the jump.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

RepublicanPeopleMeet.com: Just a Hannidate Copy Cat!#
A while back I told you about a great service being offered by a personal friend of mine, a powerful culture warrior Sean Hannity.

The article detailed the new right-wing match maker service provided by Sean:

Hannidate - Find your very own "Ann Coulter"or "Ken Mehlman"

Well now some Jonny come lately guys have decided to copy his idea and are calling it RepublicanPeopleMeet.com.

From looking at this site, it doesn't seem to have the same "edge" that Sean brings to his members.

I have no proof, but I bet RepublicanPeopleMeet doesn't even check your voter registration status to see if you really are a Republican.

If you sign up with them, you might think you are going on a date with a church-going, southern-baptist, virgin who is willing to give up everything to make a good home for you and your mountain of children, when in reality she is just a pot smoking liberal who has slept with more men out of wedlock than Mark Foley (D-FL) who wants nothing more than to be a "career woman," leaving your kids to grow up as hethens, and Democrat voters.

Play it safe, stick with Hannidate.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006 #    Comments [17]  | 

 

Ask.Com "Gets It."#

Ask Jeeves - This guy is a butler whos master is obviously a RepublicanMany of you have been following my crusade against Google, who is leading the new internets into liberal idiocy, but I can finally report on some good news on the internets.

In my opinion Google is like the online equivalent of CNN (and no, CNN.com isn't a better equivalent), so I have been looking for the online version of Fox News (other than FoxNews.com).

Well, I have found it!!!  It's Ask.com.

Unlike other search engines, Ask.com works by allowing you to ask it a question, and it will tell you the answer. So I had to go ask the question:

Must all Liberals Die? and the answer was a resounding YES as "All Liberals Must Die!!!" filled the results in spots 1, 2, 3 and 4.

You see, Ask.com "gets it."  They know that we are fighting for our freedom, and it isn't just the terrorists that we have to fight against.  There are operatives in our own government who would love nothing more than to see our current government fail, we call them Democrats. 

My theory was proved true (unlike evolution, which has never been proven) with more searches:

Question: Is the war in Iraq going well?
Answer: "Despite Perception, War in Iraq Going Well,... "

See??? Ask.com even knows about the liberal bias and the perception that is caused by its propaganda. Awesome!! 

Question: Is George Bush the best president?
Answer: George W. Bush is the best...

He sure is!!

Question: Are the Democrats going to win ever?
Answer: Bush is going to win...

The Bush family will be in control of this country forever!  That is my nightly prayer.

I have to say, I love this site!  Thinking back, it all makes sense.  Ask.com can be access by aj.com and also by askjeeves.com.  Jeeves was, of course, a butler.   Making sense now?   See the connection?  I'll help you along...

Who has butlers?
Rich people.

How do rich people vote?
Republican.

Why do they vote Republican?
Because they were smart enough to make a ton of money, they are smart enough to know that Republicans are the obvious choice for government.

Which party is Ask.com aligned with?
The Republican Party!! YEA!!

So I want to urge everyone here. Stop using Google and start using Ask.com.

It is a way you can help the fight against terrorism and liberalism just by clicking a mouse.

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Sunday, March 26, 2006 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Democrats Paid Al-Qaeda to Hack This Site!!!!#
Yesterday, Al-Qaeda operatives, working on behalf of the Democratic National Party made an attempt to HACK this website!

The IT guy at my Church (that's right, how many of you can get tech support that is endorced by God?) told me that the attacks were called "Cross-dressing Scripting" or something like that.

Basically, it is hacking the method of choice for cross dressers and other people that enjoy perverse demonic sexual rituals. I bet the people that did it look something like this guy on the left! HAHA.

The end effect was that GAY PORN WAS ALL OVER THE COMMENTS SECTION!!

Why gay porn? Isn't it obvious? Thats the calling card of the liberals! Just look at that gov. in New Jersey... turned out to be totally gay, and I bet he loved porn too.

Even worse, is that when I saw that picture of a young boy sucking on the member of another young boy, it became clear in my mind that this action was happening out of wedlock, as gay marriage is illegal and I didn't see any rings on their fingers. So it was TWICE as offensive!

Too all the young kids who were looking for infomation on our leader GWB or Jesus, I'm sorry you had to view that act of sodomy!

I was able to track the attacks against this site to an individual who left a hidden comment confessing that he is a member of Al-Qaeda, and was paid by Democrats to hack this site! See the quote below:
HAHA Democrats paid me to hax0r your website and 1t was S000 EZ!!

Loing Live Al Qaeda!
Case closed.

Al-Qaeda and the Democrats are practically the same organization these days anyway. They are both trying to destroy the fabric of our society! The don't want the truth to get out and we are spreading the truth with this site!
Thursday, June 30, 2005 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

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