This week the Recording Industry Association of America (
Riaa.com) filed a lawsuit against an evil communist anti-religion Russian website called
AllOfMp3.com for the
small sum of $1.65 Trillion Dollars.
There are so many bad things about this site.
1) AllOfMp3 is based in Russia, which as you may know, is not in the United States, so some foreign bastard is running it. This foreigner is taking our money
and outsourcing our jobs (to Russia)!
2) No DRM!! DRM is a very important item for all computer files. It keeps you from being able to copy your music, thus making sure that if you want to have multiple copies (one at work and one at home) you have to either buy 2 copies (good for the economy) or "break" the DRM with any of a number of software tools (thus allowing the FBI and NSA to arrest you and investigate your terrorist ties). In other words, DRM is a win-win for America!
3) Supporting terrorists. The money from this site goes to supporting Russians, who in turn support terrorists who kill Americans in Iraq! So that next song you download might just end up killing some soldiers. What do you have to say about that??? Hopefully we can try people who download from this site for treason and have them executed. I think that is the only fair thing to do.
4) The songs are cheap. By selling entire CDs for a couple buck, AllOfMp3 is making Americans look like liars when the RIAA says they have to sell CDs for 15 bucks to turn a profit! Stop making them look like liars!! You are
Remember, if you download from this site you are breaking the law, supporting terrorism, helping to fund communism, and committing a sin against God! Stop now before it is too late!