Liberal Lawyers Side With Terrorists#
I should have expected this.

In the past, I had figured most lawyers were Republicans. After all, they are rich, and mostly hated by the general population.

So when lawyers started backing psychic reader turned presidential candidate John Edwards in 2004, I should have seen it as a sign: Lawyers were ready to turn on America and support pure evil.

Now the proof that I was right:
Lawyers are liberals and evil.

Breaking into people homes, wire tapping an entire country, torturing confessions out of suspected individuals, and indefinantly imprisoning someone without charging them with a crime or notifying their family... and these lawyers think Bush's policies make us LESS safe??? WTF!

Can someone explain to me how rounding up a few dozen Iraqis at random and torturing them makes us LESS safe??

I don't buy it, and neither does the President.
Thursday, September 06, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Alberto, you are the greatest AG of all time!#
Alberto Gonzalez is the greatest Attorney General in the history of the world, even if his parents were illegal immigrants.

He is truely a great pettifogger!

He can take anything, from the Constitution, the Magna Carta, or even a Supreme Court ruling and somehow find a way to read it so that it does exactly what President Bush wants it to do.

This man is a true patriot!

Just watch this video of him fending off some pesky liberal questioners.



You see, the Constitution says:
 

Article I, Section 9:

The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

But just because it can't be "suspended" doesn't mean that you don't have to "apply it" to a certain group of people who follow a certain religion and talk with a certain accent!  Brilliant!!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Top 10 Lessons of "24"#
CTU Agent Jack Bauer crushes the neck of a foreign terrorist!  Praise God!

If you haven't seen the show 24, you need to start watching it RIGHT NOW!!

In fact, I think the Department of Homeland Security just make it manditory for every citizen of this country to watch this show!

There are many lessons about our country and terrorism that we can learn just by watching!  Click on the "Read More" to see my list of Top 10 Lessons of 24.

Monday, January 22, 2007 #    Comments [8]  | 

 

Protest The War, And We Will Taser You!#

This ought to these those protesters!

You are either with us, or against us!  So if you protest the war, you are a terrorist.  Plain and simple.

 
Skip to 1:15 to see the ass kicking start!!

Oh, and they sick a dog on an old lady! HAHA, Bitch!
Sunday, January 21, 2007 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

Mess with Cheney? Go to jail (FPMITAP)!!1!1!#
If you mess with Cheney he mght shoot you in the face, so this guy is lucky the police got to him first. Steve Howards used to have sick daydreams where he would "fantasize" about what he would say and do to Dick Cheney if he ever met him.

But, thankfully for all involved, when Howards DID meet President Cheney, those homoerotic desires were overcome, possibly because they were in public, and Howards 2 children were present.

Instead Howards let fly a horrific string of cutter mouth cuss words, assaulting Cheney!

Wednesday, October 25, 2006 #    Comments [26]  | 

 

NSA Protects Us From Terror and Evil Doers!#
Not only do we need cameras on ever stree, but we need them in every home! I recently received an email from an LMD fan "Bob" asking my opinion on the NSA reading our (your) emails:
On your website for contacting you, you say something about reserving the right to post any e-mails sent to you, but it doesn't matter because the NSA is reading them anyway. Are you for or against the NSA reading your e-mails?

Those who frequent LMD probably already know how I feel about the NSA and the absolutely fantastic job they are doing protecting us from terror.

But for the full breakdown, click on the link below.

Sunday, October 22, 2006 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

It's Funny Because It's True#
This is funny, but we really do need to start thinking about torturing some of these liberals.

I know this is funny, but at the same time this is awesome because now this is actually our reality thanks to the leadership of George W. Bush.

Bush could make 1 call, just 1 phone call, and every Democrat in the Senate would be arrested by the Secret Police and taken to a secret prison where they could be tortured and convicted of any crime, without even showing any evidence!

I can't wait for the first time Bush does this.  Legislation will pass so quickly b/c there will be no Dems to stand in the way, and in the House all the Defeat-o-crats will be too scared to vote against the President, because if they did it's bye-bye Congress, and hello Waterboard.  HAHA! 

Tuesday, October 03, 2006 #    Comments [5]  | 

 

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