We Deliver.... BOMBS!#

All you other countries better watch your step in 2008.

As the late/great Jerry Falwell said "Blow them away in the name of the Lord!.... Praise Jesus!"

 

Thursday, December 27, 2007 #    Comments [0]  | 

 

Educating Our Children#

Sometimes I sit back and wonder.... Is our children learning?

I'm glad to see from this video that some schools are moving in the right direction.



Tuesday, August 21, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Proof of the Power of GOD!#


Undeniable proof of the power of God.

Just look at those people shake and lurch!

100% proof of the power of God!

Monday, July 16, 2007 #    Comments [14]  | 

 

Teach Both Sides: Is this supposed to be a joke?#

I don't get this comic. What is the joke supposed to be?

 

Monday, June 25, 2007 #    Comments [11]  | 

 

God: 1 Darwin: 0 --- Suck it Atheits!!1!11!#

Darwin loves Satan, but he cant convince me to kill and rape, so that means God is real, end of story, period, final answer, God is REAL!!  F U if you dont agree.... you will rot in hell you bastard. God is finally getting pissed off at all these stupid Atheists (Satan worshipers) and "Scientists" (liberal homosexuals).

Check out this story to see what I am talking about:

DARWIN was rocked by an earthquake centred in the Banda Sea last night.

The earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale occurred in Indonesian waters about 630km north of Darwin shortly after 9.30pm (AEST) yesterday.

There were reports of shaking buildings in Darwin, but no damage has been reported.

Geoscience Australia senior seismologist Dr Phil Cummins said it was unusual for the Australian coast to feel the effects of an earthquake more than 600km away.

"Normally an earthquake of that size you would expect people to just feel it 400-450km from the epicentre - Darwin is actually 640km from the epicentre," he said.

"From what I understand, people in Darwin were really were shaken up by it."
God is not kidding around folks.

If you want to survive, you better start supporting George W. Bush, and stop putting your "faith" in Science when it should be in the GOP!

Friday, June 08, 2007 #    Comments [15]  | 

 

Hey Iran, What's That Out In The Water??#

Iran, you gonna get yo ass bombed!!  You might be working on nukes, but we got like 10,000 of them, so I think we should probably show you what they can do, but turning your country into a big piece of glass.

Hmmm.... what is that?  It's a bunch of US Carriers getting ready to blow your hethen country to shreds!

You guys are SOOO screwed.  Looks like you picked the wrong God to worship.  Sucks to be you.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Would Jesus Descriminate? HELL YES!!#

Some pusillanimouses over in Indianapolis are mad that some good hard working, honest Christian Republicans would deface a billboard that claims to suggest that Jesus "affirmed a gay couple" (see the picture below).

The only thing Jesus would do if he say a gay couple is kick them in the balls!

Jesus was very clear on this issue:

1) Homosexuals are evil

2) Homosexuality is a lifestyle choice

3) People who choose to live as homosexuals hate God and embrace Satan

4) Democrats embrace the homosexual agenda and are anti-family

So WWJD?  He would kick them in the balls, just before he cast them down into HELL!!!

So I would like to thank whoever went up on that ladder to vandalize this message, and mark it as it really is: A LIE! 

If you want to hear THE TRUTH and not a bunch of lies, you need to read this site, and watch FoxNews.  Don't listen to the liberal media!

 

Wednesday, April 25, 2007 #    Comments [16]  | 

 

Why Worship God and Not Satan?#

Some people, like the Democrats, seem to not care about God!  I must guess that instead of worshiping God and Jesus, they worship Satan.

Well I think all you Satan worshipers out there, including Muslums, Jews, Atheists, Democrats, and Homosexuals, need to take a look at the chart below and decide, who should you be worshiping?  God is clearly more powerful than Satan, and if you don't want another Katrina on your hands, you better start worshiping hard.

God can kill you.. DEAD!  So you better wise up and start praying to Him NOW!

 

Sunday, April 08, 2007 #    Comments [10]  | 

 

Egypt blogger jailed for insulting Islam, why can't we do this?#

If you are going to stand outside your home with a big bomb magnet, don't come crying to us that we bomb you! This article makes me really wonder where we have gone wrong.

Egypt has jailed a blogger for insulting Islam.

I'm not sure who Islam is, but the article talks about the real reason being for insulting Muslumism.

Why is it that a 3rd world country like Egypt, can be progressive enough to put Atheists in jail, but in 2007, and in the United States of America, the greatest country in the world, and the home of "one nation, under God", we can't do the same!!?!?

This is an outrage!  An OUTRAGE!!

People like Richard Dawkins should be arrested for Blasphemy and sent to a PMITAP or a FPMITAP for a long long time.

With the 2008 elections heating up, we need to make sure that candidates are on the record as supporting prison terms for people who say bad things about Jesus, God, Christianity, the Church, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, or any Republican candidate.

It's time we LEAD the world in Religious conviction and stop letting those crazy Muslums make us look bad!

 

Friday, February 23, 2007 #    Comments [11]  | 

 

To My Friends At The Flat Earth Society#

I just wanted to give a quick shout out to my new friends at the Flat Earth Society.  I was just over at the site for the first time, and I am really excited to read some of their evidence! 

I had never really thought about it that much, even though the Bible does have some mention that the earth is flat, but now that I am starting to see evidence to support it, it is really exciting!

Saturday, February 17, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Hacking RichardDawkins.net!! POWNED!#

Thanks to my tech friends at The Heritage Foundation, we have powned another liberal website.

http://richarddawkins.net/ has basically been down all day!!! OH YEA, big up to Jesus!

Maybe THAT will teach you to be an atheist!!!

 

Monday, February 12, 2007 #    Comments [71]  | 

 

"Poll shows Arabs dislike Bush"??#

The Arabs should love Bush!!  He has brought them Freedom, and has been working hard at saving their souls by converting them to Christianity!!>
<a href=This story just shows that Muslums will never appreciate when we do nice things for them.
The survey of 3,850 people in six Arab countries rated President George W. Bush as the most disliked world leader, while the United States and Israel were viewed as significantly greater threats than Iran.
Bush goes in there and gives these idiots Freedom.

But of course they hate Freedom, so they blame him for this being a bad thing.

Then, Bush takes it a step further and tries to save their souls by converting them to Christianity! But do they THANK him for this? No!!! They bitch about Alah and Budah and Zeus or whoever they worship.

I guess they just WANT to go to hell when they die.

Friday, February 09, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Has Jesus Come Back?#
The original Jesus was white, but could the new Jesus be black?  ... and eating young girls? If this is true, it could mean that Jesus has come back.

I wrote earlier about how the original Jesus was white, but this new Jesus specifically calls himself "Black Jesus," which again makes me believe that the original Jesus was white, otherwise why would he be known NOW as "Black Jesus"? If he were black all along, then there would be no need to change the name.

Some of the details are a little strange through.

More after the jump.

Friday, February 09, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Todays Superbowl Game Could Gauge War Between God and Satan#

Ditka is God's favorite football coach of all time.Today is Superbowl Suday, and we are seeing a matchup of 2 teams, each representing one side of the never ending fight of Good (Bears) vs Evil (Colts).

God is obviously going to be supporting the Bears.

It is not just me who sees this obvious fact.  Others have noted similar connections:

God wants the Bears to win. If you don't want the Bears to win, you're against God. If you're against God, you're going to Hell.

There it is, cheer for the Bears, or suffer eternal damnation.
and
God wants the Bears to win

There's symbolism in this that proves that God backs the Bears. Change just one letter for Chicago and you get "Beads", as in "Rosary".

But for Indianapolis, stick in that horseshoe from their helmets and you get "Cults". Sure sounds satanic to me.

More after the jump.

Sunday, February 04, 2007 #    Comments [3]  | 

 

Atheists and Muslums in Massachusetts Must Go To Jail!!!1!1 #

I just found this awesome piece of legislation, which is suprisingly from one of the states I hate the most, Massachusetts.

PART IV. CRIMES, PUNISHMENTS AND PROCEEDINGS IN CRIMINAL CASES

TITLE I. CRIMES AND PUNISHMENTS

CHAPTER 272. CRIMES AGAINST CHASTITY, MORALITY, DECENCY AND GOOD ORDER

Chapter 272: Section 36. Blasphemy

Section 36. Whoever wilfully blasphemes the holy name of God by denying, cursing or contumeliously reproaching God, his creation, government or final judging of the world, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching or exposing to contempt and ridicule, the holy word of God contained in the holy scriptures shall be punished by imprisonment in jail for not more than one year or by a fine of not more than three hundred dollars, and may also be bound to good behavior.

You hear that Liberals????

1 year in PMITAP, or maybe even a FPMITAP!!!

We need to make this a federal law, so that ALL Atheists and Muslums in ALL 50 states can be thrown in jail!!

Praise God!!

 

Thursday, February 01, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

Tom Cruise Is "Jesus" Of Scientology? LOL!!#
What a joke.

Tom Cruise has been told that he is the "Christ" of Scientology.

Scientology leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion. A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. “Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”
Scientology is such a joke.
 
Scientology says that an evil alien "Xenu" (not unlike the evil aliens crossing our borders from Mexico) rounded up his enemies, had them frozen, threw them into the volcanos of Hawii, caught their souls, brainwashed their souls, and then set them free to infect humans.
 
What utter crap.
 
We all know that the Earth was created in 6 days by God, and on the 7th day he rested.  Then he created Adam in his image, and created woman from one of Adam's rips.  He later killed off everyone on Earth (except 1 family) with a flood and impregnated a woman without having sex with her so the son of God could be born, killed, and then later rise from the dead.  Pretty simple isn't it? 
 
Why do people believe such utter nonsense?  I'm talking about the Scientologist story of course, not the real story of God.  I don't get it.
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Atheists Are Dumb! God Is Real!1!1!1!#
Boom!!!

Boo-ya!! In yo face atheists!!! Suck it!!
 
What have you go to say now you Atheist idiots??  You gonna burn!!
 
 
Wednesday, January 17, 2007 #    Comments [15]  | 

 

Pastor Phelps Attacked By Anti-God Liberals!!#
Take a good look at how liberals treat a man of God, Pastor Fred Phelps, out preaching the word of the Bible!!

We covered Pastor Fred earlier in our article: John Stewart's Fag Enablement Heralds Coming Apocalypse.

This guy is an honest Christian, who does nothing but follow the Bible! And how is he rewarded for his pious behavior by the liberals?

They scream at him! They force his group to get a police escort! They break the windows of the van as they leave!

This is just more proof. Liberals, and Athiests have no morals at all!!!

Monday, January 01, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Scientists Forcing Their 'Belief' On Noah's Grand Canyon!!#
Noahs Flood is obviously what caused the Grand Canyon.  Its just common sense! Every good Republican Christian knows that the Grand Canyon was caused by Noah's Flood.

God was sick of people and decided, in his mercy and love, to kill every last creature on the entire planet, except for Noah and the animals he could fit on his Ark.

As I showed before, Noah and his sons utilized flying Dinosaurs to travel the lands collecting animals for the Ark. This allowed him to get all the animals on the planet in short order, otherwise it would of course have been impossible to do.

Now scientists are starting to complain because the Bush administration is "not allowing" the geologists at the Grand Canyon National Park to tell the visitors lies and falsehoods.

What kind of lies?  How about, that the Grand Canyon was NOT caused by Noah's Flood!  WTF!?!?  These scientists can't just STFU can they?!  I bet they don't even believe that Noah lived to be 900 years old!!  Idiots.

Ok scientists, I'll bite.  If it wasn't caused by Noahs flood, then what was it caused by?

Their answer, after the jump, will shock you!

Friday, December 29, 2006 #    Comments [23]  | 

 

Merry Christmas!! Are you going to hell??#

Santa is pissed at you liberals!!!!  He is going to EAT YOU!! Christmas is here!!!

Do you know what that means? I hope so. Because if you don't know the true meaning of Christmas, then you are going to be going to hell!!

Lots of people think they know about Christmas and what it means to be a good person, but you would be suprised how many of these same "good" people believe that you should treat homosexuals as equals. A direct offense to God!

So on this Christams day, I will provide you a quick Christmas quiz to see if you are on the path to heaven, or HELL!

Take the Christmas Quiz, just after the jump.

Monday, December 25, 2006 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Evolution is so crazy, it will make our kids go insane!#
Here is a cartoon dramatization of what could (and probably would) happen if we forced the insane ideas of evolution on our young children.



Why are "scientists" so stupid??

Why can't they just accept that God did it?

It's just that simple!

Why? Cause God dit it!

So to all you scientists out there, please STFU!

Thursday, November 16, 2006 #    Comments [13]  | 

 

Flying Dinos Aided Noah!#
The Landover Baptist website is running a story that many conservative hating "scientists" don't want to talk about.

Noah's Sons Rode Flying Dinosaurs to quickly obtain animals from all corners of the world.

"The Lord is just amazing," says Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards. "Whenever Atheist scientists make a new find, they think it will hack away at our Christian beliefs. They must get pretty peeved at how sneaky our Lord is, because whenever they unearth something, it only provides more support for the historical accuracy of the Holy Bible And these flying dinosaurs they keep finding are no exception!"

So now what do they have to say about it? Answer: Nothing.

Some people wonder how this could have happened? The answer is clear:

Creation Scientists estimate that since the Earth is only ten-thousand years old, human beings were living among dinosaurs and had plenty of time to tame them. "I would have loved to have been around to see Cain and Abel rolling around in the grass outside the Garden of Eden playing with the pet raptors their father, Adam, gave them for their birthdays," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "What a glorious time that must have been!"


How can "Scientists" back off their claim that Dinosaurs existed, now that we have proof that Noah used them to collect animals? We will have to wait and see...
Monday, June 20, 2005 #    Comments [44]  | 

 

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