Kicking Ass!!#

USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!

We all know that we live in the greatest country on Earth (I used them term "we" because only Americans should be reading this blog, NO FOREIGNERS ALLOWED, understand?), and we all know that we have the greatest military in the history of the universe thanks to Jesus.

But every now and then it's nice to get a real understanding for just how much we kick ass.  You screw with America, and we will not just retaliate against you; we won't just retaliate against your country; we might even retaliate against some other countries too; hell we will probably destroy your entire civilization!!!  We follow the word of our Lord Jesus Christ!  You think he would take getting slapped in the face and just turn the other cheek?  Hellz no MFers!

So just take a look at the graph below to realize how awesome we are!

Maybe next time some terrorist wants to bomb our cities or try running for President of the United States they will look at this and realize that they better just let Hillary win the nomination unless they want a storm of bombs to come raining down on their native country.

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Usa military kicks ass you know it mother fuckers!!  Jesus must be so proud of us right now.

 

Friday, March 14, 2008 #    Comments [24]  | 

 

Let The Lord Have His Way!#

Just a reminder for you on this blessed day:

Friday, August 03, 2007 #    Comments [11]  | 

 

Beware of Bibles From England#

This is the LAST time I ever order a bible from England (home of the Satanist/Atheist Richard Dawkins).

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Tuesday, July 31, 2007 #    Comments [6]  | 

 

God: 1 Darwin: 0 --- Suck it Atheits!!1!11!#

Darwin loves Satan, but he cant convince me to kill and rape, so that means God is real, end of story, period, final answer, God is REAL!!  F U if you dont agree.... you will rot in hell you bastard. God is finally getting pissed off at all these stupid Atheists (Satan worshipers) and "Scientists" (liberal homosexuals).

Check out this story to see what I am talking about:

DARWIN was rocked by an earthquake centred in the Banda Sea last night.

The earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale occurred in Indonesian waters about 630km north of Darwin shortly after 9.30pm (AEST) yesterday.

There were reports of shaking buildings in Darwin, but no damage has been reported.

Geoscience Australia senior seismologist Dr Phil Cummins said it was unusual for the Australian coast to feel the effects of an earthquake more than 600km away.

"Normally an earthquake of that size you would expect people to just feel it 400-450km from the epicentre - Darwin is actually 640km from the epicentre," he said.

"From what I understand, people in Darwin were really were shaken up by it."
God is not kidding around folks.

If you want to survive, you better start supporting George W. Bush, and stop putting your "faith" in Science when it should be in the GOP!

Friday, June 08, 2007 #    Comments [15]  | 

 

Hey Iran, What's That Out In The Water??#

Iran, you gonna get yo ass bombed!!  You might be working on nukes, but we got like 10,000 of them, so I think we should probably show you what they can do, but turning your country into a big piece of glass.

Hmmm.... what is that?  It's a bunch of US Carriers getting ready to blow your hethen country to shreds!

You guys are SOOO screwed.  Looks like you picked the wrong God to worship.  Sucks to be you.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

Darwin and Hitler: Satan's "Dream Team"#

Darwin and Hitler both believed in the exact same things.  If Darwin had never spoken out against God, Hitler never would have killed billions! I have been comparing Hitler to Darwin for years, and now I am being proven right beyond a shadow of a doubt! Not only did these 2 have a LOT in common, it turns out that they were basically a tag team for Satan!

In fact, did you know that WWII would have never happened if not for Darwin?!?  Did they teach that to you in school?  No!  (Because all the teachers are either stupid or liberal nutjobs ...most are stupid.)

"Darwin's Deadly Legacy," a new TV special that will air this summer will shed light on how Hitler and Darwin worked together to destroy the world.

This groundbreaking documentary from Dr. Kennedy and Coral Ridge Ministries, looks into the chilling social impact of Darwin's theory of evolution -- and the mounting evidence that Darwin had it wrong on the origin of life.

This 60 minute special featuring Ann Coulter, author of Godless; Richard Weikart, author of From Darwin to Hitler, Lee Strobel, author of The Case for a Creator; Jonathan Wells, author of Icons of Evolution; Phillip Johnson, author of Darwin on Trial; Michael Behe, author of Darwin’s Black Box, and Ian Taylor, author of In the Minds of Men will show why evolution is a bad idea that should be discarded into the dustbin of history.

Darwin said that people are apes, and we would be better off if we kept the "least evolved" humans from having kids.

So Hitler took his advice! 

Hitler said "Hey Darwin says there is no God, so I guess if I were to kill a billion people it would be ok."

Then he studied Darwins work even harder and was like "Oh, it says that if we kill all the 'weak' humans it will actually make us stronger and better!  Darwin wants me to kill all the Jews and brown haired bastards!  Ok, Darwin... I'll do it!"

WWII was under way, and Satan's Dream Team had done it's part.

Darwin and Hitler had together killed millions, and fired the first salvo against God, trying to convince people that God was not real, making the strengh of the Devil even stronger.

So now we look at our world today... the evidence of Satan's strangle hold on us is clear!  Democrats in power.  Liberals free to bloviate about "science" and other crap.  Homosexuals feeling free to "come out" even though God wants them to be Heterosexual.  Muslums being elected to congress!  Bush's approval ratings are at record lows!

Thanks Darwin.  You must be pretty proud of yourself.  All those people who died on 9/11 would be alive today if not for you.  Rot in Hell!

 

Wednesday, February 28, 2007 #    Comments [13]  | 

 

To My Friends At The Flat Earth Society#

I just wanted to give a quick shout out to my new friends at the Flat Earth Society.  I was just over at the site for the first time, and I am really excited to read some of their evidence! 

I had never really thought about it that much, even though the Bible does have some mention that the earth is flat, but now that I am starting to see evidence to support it, it is really exciting!

Saturday, February 17, 2007 #    Comments [7]  | 

 

How Ironic! Scientsts on the verge of proving God exists!!#
And then God was like... hey, I got yo God particle right hear.  BOOM!  And then he killed everyone.

Scientists believe that they are only months away from proving once and for all that God exists!!!

What will Satanists, errr I mean Atheists like Richard Dawkins have to say, when their fellow liberal scientists have turned against them?? 

What will Muslums and Democrats say?? 

Will they beg for our (Christian Republican) forgiveness??  Will they agree that the Bible is true?  Will we finally be able to outlaw homosexuality?  Will slavery be legalized again? 

My God it will be a great time to be alive!!  Stay tuned!

Thursday, February 15, 2007 #    Comments [49]  | 

 

Former NBA Star Tim Hardaway Loves God, Hates Homos#

If there were ever gay basketball players, this is the kind of crap you can expect.  Disgusting!!!  OMG!!!I want to thank NBA star Tim Hardaway for being so brave and courageous!

Most people are "afraid" to speak their mind about homosexuals, about how they are evil and they hate God, and they worship Satan, and how they live a disgusting lifestyle etc.

But not Tim Hardaway. He should really be recognized as a hero for standing up to the homotocracy and saying what 99.99% of Americans believe!

When asked about playing with a homosexual, Hardaway had this to say:

"I wouldn't want him on my team. Second of all, if he was on my team I would really distance myself from him because I don't think that's right and I don't think he should be in the locker room when we're in the locker room." 

Bravo Tim Hardaway... bravo! "Well, you know, I hate gay people," Hardaway said.  "I let it be known I don't like gay people. I don't like to be around gay people. I'm homophobic. It shouldn't be in the world, in the United States, I don't like it."

If only the liberals in this country would "wise up" and start realizing that homos are destroying our country and our world. God will punish us for allowing them to be homosexual in His world.

I think Dr. Martin Luther King would be really proud to see this type of progress in our country!

50 years ago, could anyone have predicted that black people would have come so far, as to be able to hold "prejudges" and be "ass crazy bigoted" toward OTHER people? 

"The Dream" has come true!

 

Thursday, February 15, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Lewis Black Mocks My Beliefs!!#

This "comedian" who openly admits that he is a Jew, suggests that I am a "F*ck nut"!! WTF!!

The worst part is that he is trying to make fun of us for realizing that fossils were put in the earth by the devil to try and convince us that God is not real!

But does Lewis give 1 single reason for why the Devil couldn't have done this?? NO!!



For all I know, Lewis is under the power of the Devil right now!!

Ever heard the phrase "Here comes the Devil, dressed in black"?  Well now remember that "Black" is Lewis Black's LAST NAME!! OMG!! 

I suppose that is just a conincidence too!?

 

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 #    Comments [14]  | 

 

Hacking RichardDawkins.net!! POWNED!#

Thanks to my tech friends at The Heritage Foundation, we have powned another liberal website.

http://richarddawkins.net/ has basically been down all day!!! OH YEA, big up to Jesus!

Maybe THAT will teach you to be an atheist!!!

 

Monday, February 12, 2007 #    Comments [71]  | 

 

Tom Cruise Is "Jesus" Of Scientology? LOL!!#
What a joke.

Tom Cruise has been told that he is the "Christ" of Scientology.

Scientology leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion. A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. “Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”
Scientology is such a joke.
 
Scientology says that an evil alien "Xenu" (not unlike the evil aliens crossing our borders from Mexico) rounded up his enemies, had them frozen, threw them into the volcanos of Hawii, caught their souls, brainwashed their souls, and then set them free to infect humans.
 
What utter crap.
 
We all know that the Earth was created in 6 days by God, and on the 7th day he rested.  Then he created Adam in his image, and created woman from one of Adam's rips.  He later killed off everyone on Earth (except 1 family) with a flood and impregnated a woman without having sex with her so the son of God could be born, killed, and then later rise from the dead.  Pretty simple isn't it? 
 
Why do people believe such utter nonsense?  I'm talking about the Scientologist story of course, not the real story of God.  I don't get it.
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007 #    Comments [4]  | 

 

Muslums Winning The Battle of Births?#
Ok who wants to change this kids diaper?

This is more bad news...

Looks like Muslums are getting ready for the upcoming final showdown between Good (God, Jesus, Christians) and Evil.

But first, it looks like they are increasing their numbers in drastic fashion!

Take France and its neighbors and rank them in order of healthiest fertility rates (2005 official Eurostat figures):

1) France
2) Netherlands
3) Belgium
4) Switzerland
5) Austria
6) Germany
7) Italy
8) Spain

Now rank them in order of highest proportion of Muslims (no central source, but compiled from national data, European Muslim groups, UN and State Dept figures):

1) France
2) Netherlands
3) Belgium
4) Switzerland
5) Austria
6) Germany
7) Italy
8) Spain

OMFG!!!

They are building an Army the old fashioned way!

Christians need to counter this!  Don't you Christians know that it is againt God to use birth control?  Now get out there and start having Christian babies!!

 

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Thursday, January 18, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Atheists Are Dumb! God Is Real!1!1!1!#
Boom!!!

Boo-ya!! In yo face atheists!!! Suck it!!
 
What have you go to say now you Atheist idiots??  You gonna burn!!
 
 
Wednesday, January 17, 2007 #    Comments [15]  | 

 

Pastor Phelps Attacked By Anti-God Liberals!!#
Take a good look at how liberals treat a man of God, Pastor Fred Phelps, out preaching the word of the Bible!!

We covered Pastor Fred earlier in our article: John Stewart's Fag Enablement Heralds Coming Apocalypse.

This guy is an honest Christian, who does nothing but follow the Bible! And how is he rewarded for his pious behavior by the liberals?

They scream at him! They force his group to get a police escort! They break the windows of the van as they leave!

This is just more proof. Liberals, and Athiests have no morals at all!!!

Monday, January 01, 2007 #    Comments [2]  | 

 

Scientists Forcing Their 'Belief' On Noah's Grand Canyon!!#
Noahs Flood is obviously what caused the Grand Canyon.  Its just common sense! Every good Republican Christian knows that the Grand Canyon was caused by Noah's Flood.

God was sick of people and decided, in his mercy and love, to kill every last creature on the entire planet, except for Noah and the animals he could fit on his Ark.

As I showed before, Noah and his sons utilized flying Dinosaurs to travel the lands collecting animals for the Ark. This allowed him to get all the animals on the planet in short order, otherwise it would of course have been impossible to do.

Now scientists are starting to complain because the Bush administration is "not allowing" the geologists at the Grand Canyon National Park to tell the visitors lies and falsehoods.

What kind of lies?  How about, that the Grand Canyon was NOT caused by Noah's Flood!  WTF!?!?  These scientists can't just STFU can they?!  I bet they don't even believe that Noah lived to be 900 years old!!  Idiots.

Ok scientists, I'll bite.  If it wasn't caused by Noahs flood, then what was it caused by?

Their answer, after the jump, will shock you!

Friday, December 29, 2006 #    Comments [23]  | 

 

Anti-God is Anti-American = Homoterrorocrats#
Atheists you are sooo stupid!!!

Yea!!! So suck it you liberal bastards!

Go go Jesus election results!  Boom, Republicans win!


Thursday, November 02, 2006 #    Comments [18]  | 

 

RepublicanPeopleMeet.com: Just a Hannidate Copy Cat!#
A while back I told you about a great service being offered by a personal friend of mine, a powerful culture warrior Sean Hannity.

The article detailed the new right-wing match maker service provided by Sean:

Hannidate - Find your very own "Ann Coulter"or "Ken Mehlman"

Well now some Jonny come lately guys have decided to copy his idea and are calling it RepublicanPeopleMeet.com.

From looking at this site, it doesn't seem to have the same "edge" that Sean brings to his members.

I have no proof, but I bet RepublicanPeopleMeet doesn't even check your voter registration status to see if you really are a Republican.

If you sign up with them, you might think you are going on a date with a church-going, southern-baptist, virgin who is willing to give up everything to make a good home for you and your mountain of children, when in reality she is just a pot smoking liberal who has slept with more men out of wedlock than Mark Foley (D-FL) who wants nothing more than to be a "career woman," leaving your kids to grow up as hethens, and Democrat voters.

Play it safe, stick with Hannidate.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006 #    Comments [17]  | 

 

God Is Against Raising The Minimum Wage#
Finally someone has taken my advise on the issue of raising the minimum wage: make it a religious issue!

God (and of course Jesus too, but you should know that they are really one in the same) are completely against raising the minimum wage of course.

It's "God helps those who help themselves" remember? It isn't "God helps those who didn't go to college to earn enough money to buy food and shelter." Food and shelter are not guaranteed to anyone any more than my Infiniti sports car was "guaranteed" to me. You have to make it happen, you have to help yourself (get a real job) and then go will help you (to put food on the table).

The Republicans in Colorado picked up on my idea and have started running ads featuring a discussion between God and Moses over the upcoming, evil, Prop 42, which would raise the minimum wage in Colorado (as if anyone really needs more than 5.15 an hour).

Tuesday, October 17, 2006 #    Comments [20]  | 

 

Flying Dinos Aided Noah!#
The Landover Baptist website is running a story that many conservative hating "scientists" don't want to talk about.

Noah's Sons Rode Flying Dinosaurs to quickly obtain animals from all corners of the world.

"The Lord is just amazing," says Creation Scientist, Dr. Jonathan Edwards. "Whenever Atheist scientists make a new find, they think it will hack away at our Christian beliefs. They must get pretty peeved at how sneaky our Lord is, because whenever they unearth something, it only provides more support for the historical accuracy of the Holy Bible And these flying dinosaurs they keep finding are no exception!"

So now what do they have to say about it? Answer: Nothing.

Some people wonder how this could have happened? The answer is clear:

Creation Scientists estimate that since the Earth is only ten-thousand years old, human beings were living among dinosaurs and had plenty of time to tame them. "I would have loved to have been around to see Cain and Abel rolling around in the grass outside the Garden of Eden playing with the pet raptors their father, Adam, gave them for their birthdays," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "What a glorious time that must have been!"


How can "Scientists" back off their claim that Dinosaurs existed, now that we have proof that Noah used them to collect animals? We will have to wait and see...
Monday, June 20, 2005 #    Comments [44]  | 

 

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