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I should have expected this.

In the past, I had figured most lawyers were Republicans. After all, they are rich, and mostly hated by the general population.

So when lawyers started backing psychic reader turned presidential candidate John Edwards in 2004, I should have seen it as a sign: Lawyers were ready to turn on America and support pure evil.

Now the proof that I was right:


Breaking into people homes, wire tapping an entire country, torturing confessions out of suspected individuals, and indefinantly imprisoning someone without charging them with a crime or notifying their family... and these lawyers think Bush's policies make us LESS safe??? WTF!

Can someone explain to me how rounding up a few dozen Iraqis at random and torturing them makes us LESS safe??

I don't buy it, and neither does the President.

People from China (or as they prefer to be referred to: Chinamen or Chinks) are great.  They work harder and for less money than even the Mexicans, and they have no problem working in very poor conditions, so you don't have to pay them health insurance or bother with any stupid laws.  If they get pregnant, you can just fire them.  Former Speaker of the House, and proud Republican leader Tom Delay actually fought to keep workers from that side of the world from having these stupid ACLU-style liberal rights, like the right to take a day off work to give birth.  So we own Tom a big thank you on that issue.

But when it comes to the Chinks, they are here to stay.  We have shipped all our work over to China so we can stop Walmart with 99 cent socks! ( 99 cents!!  How do they do that??  Slave labor??  Awesome!! )

So, you might want to check out the quick reference sheet to learn a few Chinese phrases.  It will help you in your future business practices! 

A liberal pusillanimous over in the CIA has leaked a list of their "Gonzalez/Bush Approved Interrogation Techniques." And I have to say, I was expecting there to be more violent things listed. There is no mention of burning them with a coat hanger, or beating them, or shocking their balls with a car battery, or attacking them with dogs... so this much just be a partial list.

Long Time Standing: This technique is described as among the most effective. Prisoners are forced to stand, handcuffed and with their feet shackled to an eye bolt in the floor for more than 40 hours. Exhaustion and sleep deprivation are effective in yielding confessions.

The Cold Cell: The prisoner is left to stand naked in a cell kept near 50 degrees. Throughout the time in the cell the prisoner is doused with cold water.

Water Boarding: The prisoner is bound to an inclined board, feet raised and head slightly below the feet. Cellophane is wrapped over the prisoner's face and water is poured over him. Unavoidably, the gag reflex kicks in and a terrifying fear of drowning leads to almost instant pleas to bring the treatment to a halt.

According to the sources, CIA officers who subjected themselves to the water boarding technique lasted an average of 14 seconds before caving in. They said al Qaeda's toughest prisoner, Khalid Sheik Mohammed, won the admiration of interrogators when he was able to last between two and two-and-a-half minutes before begging to confess.

"The person believes they are being killed, and as such, it really amounts to a mock execution, which is illegal under international law," said John Sifton of Human Rights Watch.

Well booo fricking hooo.  So what if we are doing mock executions?  Who cares if we torture some of these people.  They don't even believe in Jesus Christ!!!  You could argue that is enough by itself to torture them until they convert to Christianity.  But on top of it, they are foreigners, and may or may not be helping terrorists. 

So I think, bottom line, we have a right.... no.... an OBLIGATION, to torture people who are suspected to something until they confess, so that we can all remain Free!  If torturing a few innocent people is the price we have to pay for Freedom, then thank God that George W. Bush is willing to torture till the cows come home, because I don't want to lose my Freedom!

 

Article I, Section 9:

The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

But just because it can't be "suspended" doesn't mean that you don't have to "apply it" to a certain group of people who follow a certain religion and talk with a certain accent!  Brilliant!!

Steve Howards used to have sick daydreams where he would "fantasize" about what he would say and do to Dick Cheney if he ever met him.

But, thankfully for all involved, when Howards DID meet President Cheney, those homoerotic desires were overcome, possibly because they were in public, and Howards 2 children were present.

Instead Howards let fly a horrific string of cutter mouth cuss words, assaulting Cheney!

I know this is funny, but at the same time this is awesome because now this is actually our reality thanks to the leadership of George W. Bush.

Bush could make 1 call, just 1 phone call, and every Democrat in the Senate would be arrested by the Secret Police and taken to a secret prison where they could be tortured and convicted of any crime, without even showing any evidence!

I can't wait for the first time Bush does this.  Legislation will pass so quickly b/c there will be no Dems to stand in the way, and in the House all the Defeat-o-crats will be too scared to vote against the President, because if they did it's bye-bye Congress, and hello Waterboard.  HAHA!