Gay Marriage Is Destroying Straight Marriage#

When California started letting the homosexuals to marry, I knew it was the beginning of the end for marriage in general.  What married couples have is special, (used to be special) and now that it has been tarnished, why bother?  Might as well just get a divorce. 

Think about it. 

Remember when you were 15 and you were about to get your first car.  Your dad said you could have any car you wanted so long as it was under 200k and street legal?  Remember those days?

You thought long and hard and finally arrived at your decision: a Mercedes Benz SLK.  It was so awesome.  You never wanted to part ways with that car.

But now, imagine that Pedro the mexican kid who got a "Scholarship" to attend your private school (and who also did your family's yard work) ALSO got a Mercedes Benz SLK.

Then, owning the SLK would be basically meaningless!  Why bother owning a car like that if people like Pedro own the same car?  It's pointless.  You might as well just smash it to pieces for the hell of it rather than continue to own the same car as a person like Pedro.

The same thing applies to marriage.  I don't even want to be married anymore.  It's like I had this thing that I could hold over homosexuals and be like "See?  I am better than you because I am not disobeying God" and now I don't have that anymore.  Instead, now we are BOTH married.  It's almost like somehow I am a little bit homosexual myself just for being married.  All the gays are getting married... I am married.... does that make me a little gay??  That really pisses me off.  I'll have to talk to a lawyer.

 

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 #    Comments [16]  | 

 

Thursday, June 19, 2008 3:42:08 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I want to marry my dog.. lets petition
Thursday, June 19, 2008 6:43:11 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
that song is my ringtone
Thursday, June 19, 2008 9:09:24 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
It's kinda amusing and interesting to see "WHAT THE FUCK?" the next dumbass crazy shit is coming out of the left(actually the Kalifornate). They never seem to run out of crazy crap to do to amaze and mindfuck the rest of the country. Bless their little hearts.
Tonto the Infidel
Saturday, June 21, 2008 8:45:14 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I take it that this is a 'spoof' page, a lampoon of the outrageously stupid and uneducated mass that is the religious American Right.The irony in misspelling 'Moron' is just beautiful. I congratulate you for being 'the enemy within'.I am proud to call you my atheist friend, lover of gays, blacks, Hispanics and Muslims. I particularly like the fact that you pretend to believe in 'creationism'. I mean, you in their right mind would believe that the earth is only six thousand years old? Utter bullshit. Stay on the left comrade.
By the way.. you do know that Vladamir Putin is not German, Right?. He is Russian, ex Spetsnaz. So he would beat Delta force and the Navy SEALS in a fight as well.
Goodbye Comrade, I respect your open mindedness, your atheism and your love of homosexuals. It makes me proud to call you a fellow liberal.x x x x x
Comrade Cobdor
Saturday, June 21, 2008 8:48:53 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I take it that this is a 'spoof' page, a lampoon of the outrageously stupid and uneducated mass that is the religious American Right.The irony in misspelling 'Moron' is just beautiful. I congratulate you for being 'the enemy within'.I am proud to call you my atheist friend, lover of gays, blacks, Hispanics and Muslims. I particularly like the fact that you pretend to believe in 'creationism'. I mean, you in their right mind would believe that the earth is only six thousand years old? Utter bullshit. Stay on the left comrade.
By the way.. you do know that Vladamir Putin is not German, Right?. He is Russian, ex Spetsnaz. So he would beat Delta force and the Navy SEALS in a fight as well.
Goodbye Comrade, I respect your open mindedness, your atheism and your love of homosexuals. It makes me proud to call you a fellow liberal.x x x x x
Comrade Cobdor
Sunday, June 22, 2008 9:05:19 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
comrade, get off of the internets you bastard.
peabody
Sunday, June 22, 2008 12:18:33 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
'comrade, get off of the internets you bastard.'

Internets? you mean there is more than one? wow. did your boyfriend tell you this?
Comrade Cobdor
Sunday, June 22, 2008 2:50:55 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
comrade you bastard, keep your aids to yourself bastard! i am not a democrat! i do not have boyfriends!!

i hope you get sued for downloading illegal homo sex porn video off of bit torrent.

YOU BASTARD!

!!!
peabody
Monday, June 23, 2008 6:14:14 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Pea(nis)body

funny really,. The last 'homo sexual' bit torrent I downloaded was of you and your boyfriend enjoying some hot love. I was worried that neither of you used protection. Be carefull you might get HIV from sleeping with so many hispanic men-whores.
Comrade Cobdor
Monday, June 23, 2008 10:02:16 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
com(bastard)rade,

screw you!!!!!!
peabody
Monday, June 23, 2008 10:36:11 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Pea(nis)body,

I thought you had a boyfriend? He couldn't satisfy you?

And, about your offer, thanks but no thanks.
Comrade Cobdor
Friday, June 27, 2008 10:51:50 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
I guess after the wall fell the communists learned to use the internet. You have allegations with absolutely no evidence, insults with the intelligence and maturity of a teenager. Get a life

Gays can't make children and who wants two dads/moms
nuff' said
BULLATTACK
Sunday, June 29, 2008 4:48:25 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Bullattack, are you just a little, or totally, retarded?
The 'wall' came down a long time before the internet, as we know it, came into existence.
If you are going to join in the kinder garten debate then why not use both hand to type instead of wanking with one while you use the mouse.
Comrade Cobdor
Sunday, June 29, 2008 9:19:20 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
i would like to wank in your mouth comrade you FAG!!
peabody
Thursday, July 03, 2008 3:02:38 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Since when gays in america have the fault that straight people are pimps and whores. You excuse me but in america people go in dates and sleep together just because the other looks good. In america most people don't go to a phase of friendship before the boy-girlfriend phase. And since when gays have the fault that most women aren't pure, they are used by the age of 20 and the men doesn't have the moral to take them as wives. And this happend with liberals and conservative. Bty conservatives are the ones that always preach in underwear. In america gays have stronger couple ties than straight. Why critize gays when i'm sure you sleep with slutty girls around. And you wife wasn't pure when you met her, i'm sure. Better to watch out those religious christian leaders, specially the hipocrite protestant. many of them are pedophiles. And gays aren't responsible that in america people are cold. And you see it in the marriages and everyday life; people are indifferent. They have this blindness also of looking at the appearance and looks of people. Since when gays have fault that airhead men want their wives looking like prebuscent girls and not like the women they are. And they left them for younger ones, even teens that are more used that their own wives. Without mention 1 in every 5 adults is rotten with a STD's and 1 in every 4 teens are also. Leave gays alone ans start dealing with the christian sluts, whores and the men that approach them like you. Yes christians have the most inmoral behaviours in america. Look in jails, more than 70% christians, go to a burdel, or streets and ask the believes of the prostitutes, etc, etc, etc. You're using gay marriages as excuse to broke your responsability in your marriage. You have problems and feel envy toward those who you think they can'y have a marriage; because they are having the marriages you ever dream and don't have it Put your feet in earth pls.
Signhild
Saturday, August 02, 2008 4:48:30 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)
Nothing should be denied the blessed that belongs to the perfection of their beatitude. Now everything is known the more for being compared with its contrary, because when contraries are placed beside one another they become more conspicuous. Wherefore in order that the happiness of the saints may be more delightful to them and that they may render more copious thanks to God for it, they are allowed to see perfectly the sufferings of the damned. [Supplement to the Summa Theologica, Tertiae Partis, Q 94]

What's the pleasure of being rich if you can't order other people around because you've got money and they don't? What would be the pleasure in being a manager? This is why we muct prevent welfare from increasing: people would lose the proper fear of their God- or Rand-ordained betters.

Buffett, Soros, and the two Gates must be some kind of faggot, since they would seem not to prefer being lords of a trash-heap to particularly happy members of a happy world.
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